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Survival Noob |
You have safely made your way out of Anna's first trap on the easiest setting possible. Try harder, noob. |
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Survival More Gooder |
You have safely made your way out of Anna's first trap with an average amount of competency. If you were a real pro you'd do it on Nightmare setting. |
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Nightmare Survivalist |
You have bested Anna's first nightmare stage. Don't let it go to your head, there are more to go. |
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Failboat Scrub |
You have died to zombie kills 10 times. Way to man the failboat, scrub. |
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Failboat Captain |
You have died to zombie kills 50 times. You're moving on up the failboat foodchain; you're so bad you are now a Failboat Captain. |
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Failboat Admiral |
You have died to zombie kills 100 times. You're now the Admiral of the Failboat fleet. You're mother will be so proud of you. |
04/10/2018 02:43:14 |
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Sanity Specialist |
You have survived the first sewer level without losing a single point of sanity. Congrats, you figured out how to stay in the light. |
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Sanity Elite |
You have survived the more difficult task of besting Annalinnia's second sewer system nightmare without losing a single point of sanity. Hurrah to you, great work at basically being as good as a flashlight. |
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Sanity God |
This is actually impressive, you've survived Annalinnia's mountain path nightmares without losing a single point of sanity. Although she begrudgingly gives you some respect for this, she believes you must have cheated somehow. |
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Mushroom Gatherer |
You have collected 100 mushrooms. Congrats on staying sane a little longer. |
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Mushroom Collector |
You have collected 1000 mushrooms. Maybe you should have looked for the clue's instead of following dead end paths. |
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Mushroom Hunter |
You have collected 10,000 mushrooms. Your dedication towards mindlessly picking up shiny objects is exemplary. |
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Blood Thrall |
You have absorbed 100 pints of blood. Your stomach may have trouble digesting all of that. |
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Blood Bat |
You have absorbed 1,000 pints of blood. You are officially a vampire bat, now flap away little fella. |
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Blood Vampire |
You have absorbed 10,000 pints of blood. Welcome home Vlad, your steak shall be served raw and your goblets overflowing with type O Negative. |
04/10/2018 02:43:15 |
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Skull Gatherer |
You have collected 100 power skulls. Did you remember to use any of them? |
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Skull Collector |
You have collected 1,000 power skulls. With all that bone density osteoporosis will never affect you. |
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Skull Hunter |
You have collected 10,000 power skulls. Time to build your skull throne and sit atop of it while living in your skull mansion. |
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Riding the FailBoat Eternal |
You have managed to die to stationary enemies 1,000 times. They never moved, not even once. |
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Annalinnia's Nightmare |
You have beaten Annalinnia's entire murder dungeon without dying a single time on the Nightmare difficulty. She didn't believe it was possible, neither does anyone else, cheater. |
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Zebukiel |
You found Zebukiel. Now go watch his Twitch stream. |
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