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Beat Level 1 |
You Managed to Beat The Easiest Level |
02/07/2018 01:53:53 |
0.86 |
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Died |
Well, at Least This isn't Real Life... |
02/07/2018 01:53:54 |
0.90 |
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Open The Game |
Good Luck! |
02/07/2018 01:53:55 |
0.84 |
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Unlock Orange |
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02/07/2018 01:53:55 |
0.86 |
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Beat Level 2 |
Slowly Proving That You're Not Terrible |
02/07/2018 01:53:56 |
0.95 |
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Beat Level 3 |
*Insert Inspirational Message* |
02/07/2018 01:53:56 |
1.18 |
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Beat Level 4 |
You're Getting Better...Slowly |
02/07/2018 01:53:57 |
1.18 |
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Beat Level 5 |
You Almost Deserve a Medal...Almost |
02/07/2018 01:53:57 |
1.32 |
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Beat Level 6 |
Okay, We Get It |
02/07/2018 01:53:57 |
1.45 |
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Beat Level 7 |
If Only You Could Do This Well at Life |
02/07/2018 01:53:58 |
1.53 |
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Beat Level 8 |
Better Aim Than a Storm Trooper |
02/07/2018 01:53:58 |
1.62 |
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Beat Level 9 |
*Slow Clap* |
02/07/2018 01:53:59 |
1.75 |
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Beat Level 10 |
Your Progress Stats are Overwhelmingly Disappointing |
02/07/2018 01:53:59 |
1.92 |
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Beat Level 11 |
We'd Rather Be Transferred into a Potato Than Watch You Play |
02/07/2018 01:54:00 |
1.92 |
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Beat Level 12 |
Pride and Accomplishment, No DLC Required |
02/07/2018 01:54:00 |
1.92 |
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Won The Game |
Congratulations on Beating the Game! |
02/07/2018 01:54:01 |
1.92 |
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Unlock White |
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02/07/2018 01:54:02 |
1.18 |
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Unlock Pink |
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02/07/2018 01:54:03 |
1.53 |
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Unlock Blue |
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02/07/2018 01:54:04 |
1.18 |
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