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Baby Face |
Congratulations, you have defeated the first boss. |
09/02/2019 04:53:33 |
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Squid Work |
Wow, look at you go, you have defeated the second boss. |
09/02/2019 04:53:34 |
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Tree Squatter |
Hmm, there is some hope for the world, you have defeated the third boss. |
09/02/2019 04:53:34 |
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Lob Star |
A little over halfway there, you have defeated the fourth boss. |
09/02/2019 04:53:35 |
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Sea Horse |
Okay, okay, things are starting to look great, you have defeated the fifth boss. |
09/02/2019 04:53:35 |
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Rock Worm |
Now you are just showing off, you have defeated the sixth boss. |
09/02/2019 04:53:36 |
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Fishy Run |
...wait, what!? You actually defeated the last boss!? I am so sorry I ever doubted you! But there is still some more work to do. |
09/02/2019 04:53:36 |
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Don't Drop The Ball 10 Times In A Row |
Congratulations, I am sure you feel proud of yourself. |
09/02/2019 04:53:37 |
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Don't Drop The Ball 25 Times In A Row |
Uh-huh, uh-huh, not bad. Ever consider a career in basket ball? |
09/02/2019 04:53:38 |
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Don't Drop The Ball 50 Times In A Row |
Okay, impressive indeed. You must like that particular ball. |
09/02/2019 04:53:38 |
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Don't Drop The Ball 75 Times In A Row |
Huh. Not going to lie, fairly impressive. But it's not really about numbers and who's counting anyway? |
09/02/2019 04:53:39 |
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Don't Drop The Ball 100 Times In A Row |
Okay, I don't think the developers can get this high of a number. Perhaps you should quit your day job to pursue a full time career in showing off. |
09/02/2019 04:53:39 |
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Don't Drop The Ball 200 Times In A Row |
Impossible! Are you using a Game Shark?! No cheating allowed! I would offer you a celebratory cake, but we all know that the said cake is a lie. |
09/02/2019 04:53:40 |
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5 Hit Combo |
Yea, you can do stuff. |
09/02/2019 04:53:41 |
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10 Hit Combo |
That will show them bricks. |
09/02/2019 04:53:41 |
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15 Hit Combo |
Just think, maybe in the next one hundred years you could save the planet. |
09/02/2019 04:53:42 |
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25 Hit Combo |
That would be pretty cool if this where a fighting game, but it's not, and that is really impressive. |
09/02/2019 04:53:42 |
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50 Hit Combo |
Well done, Well done! We need more skill just like that! No pile of bricks is safe around you! |
09/02/2019 04:53:43 |
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So It Begins... |
People often want to jump into action, no peep talk, no story. We are glad you stuck around. |
09/02/2019 04:53:44 |
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...That's [Not] All Folks |
A heroes job is never done, but we sure do appreciate you listening to the incoherent ramblings of a homeless and crazed game developer. |
09/02/2019 04:53:44 |
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Who Made This Mess Of A Game? |
Wow, thank you for taking an interest in us. Either that, or sadly, you had passed just as the credits where about to scroll. In that case, we are so sorry for your loss. |
09/02/2019 04:53:45 |
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Brick vs Paddle, For Dummies |
Wait, someone actually read the instruction manual? We have high hopes for you! |
09/02/2019 04:53:45 |
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Hats Off To You, You Are A Pro! |
Amazing! You have just unlocked the super-top-secret-hidden-secret-room! Now, where is it? |
09/02/2019 04:53:45 |
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