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All Grown Up |
Buy your first item. |
04/03/2018 17:57:12 |
1.51 |
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Adulting |
Purchase five unique items in one game. |
04/03/2018 17:57:13 |
1.56 |
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Modest Pile of Property |
Purchase ten unique items in one game. |
04/03/2018 17:57:14 |
1.59 |
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The House Looks... Nice? |
Purchase fifteen unique items in one game. |
04/03/2018 17:57:14 |
1.65 |
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Definitely Not A Hoarder |
Purchase twenty unique items in one game. |
04/03/2018 17:57:15 |
1.69 |
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Frivolous Spender |
Purchase twenty-five unique items in one game. |
04/03/2018 17:57:16 |
1.76 |
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You Have A Problem |
Purchase thirty unique items in one game. |
04/03/2018 17:57:16 |
1.81 |
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Gotta Get 'Em All |
Purchase all thirty-five items in one game. |
04/03/2018 17:57:17 |
1.91 |
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Hardly A Spender |
Hoard $50,000 in Cash in one game. |
04/03/2018 17:57:17 |
1.91 |
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Buy Somethin' Will Ya? |
Hoard $100,000 in Cash in one game. |
04/03/2018 17:57:18 |
1.95 |
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Sleeping On Money |
Make $250,000 in Cash in one game. |
04/03/2018 17:57:19 |
1.79 |
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Moneybanks McGee |
Make $1,000,000 in Cash in one game. |
04/03/2018 17:57:21 |
2.04 |
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Maybe The Problem Is You |
Get fired from 10 jobs in one game. |
04/03/2018 17:57:24 |
1.63 |
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Midlife Existential Crisis |
Get fired from 20 jobs in one game. |
04/03/2018 17:57:25 |
1.71 |
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Happy Anniversary! |
Survive for one year without losing. |
04/03/2018 17:57:26 |
1.65 |
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50 More To Go |
Survive for two years without losing. |
04/03/2018 17:57:27 |
1.76 |
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So Retirement Was When? |
Survive for three years without losing. |
04/03/2018 17:57:28 |
1.91 |
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You're still playing? |
Survive for four years without losing. |
04/03/2018 17:57:28 |
1.99 |
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Old Geezer |
Survive for five years without losing. |
04/03/2018 17:57:29 |
2.04 |
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Smarty Pants |
Buy basic education. |
04/03/2018 17:57:30 |
1.51 |
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Know-It-All |
Buy all education talents in one game. |
04/03/2018 17:57:30 |
1.88 |
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Did You Go AFK? |
Watch 1000 objects fall on Main Menu. |
04/03/2018 17:57:31 |
2.08 |
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Worthy Viewer of Viewingness |
Watch the credits until the end. |
04/03/2018 17:57:33 |
1.99 |
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Cookie Monster |
Buy 100 cookie jars in one game. |
04/03/2018 17:57:35 |
1.99 |
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Time Lord |
Buy 30 Grandfather Clocks in one game. |
04/03/2018 17:57:35 |
2.29 |
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Starting Small |
Become a streamer. |
04/03/2018 17:57:36 |
2.04 |
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Scrooge'd |
Start a new game on Christmas Day. |
04/03/2018 17:57:36 |
2.69 |
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Mandatory Holiday |
Start a new game on the developer's birthday. A day of horror for most. |
04/03/2018 17:57:39 |
2.69 |
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Did You Buy A Present? |
Start a new game on the developer's wife's birthday. All is ours. |
04/03/2018 17:57:40 |
2.69 |
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YAAAAAYYYYYY! |
Start a new game on the developer's daughter's birthday. Let's work from home. |
04/03/2018 17:57:41 |
2.69 |
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And I Could Walk 500 Miles |
Walk for 500 seconds in one game. |
04/03/2018 17:57:42 |
1.81 |
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Why Pay Now? |
Finance your first item. |
04/03/2018 17:57:43 |
1.59 |
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You're One of THOSE Guys |
Try to finance more than six items at once. |
04/03/2018 17:57:44 |
1.76 |
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All That Schoolin' Paid Off! |
Start your first job. |
04/03/2018 17:57:44 |
1.50 |
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Indecisiveness |
Start ten jobs in one game. |
04/03/2018 17:57:45 |
1.59 |
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It's Not An Addiction, I Swear! |
Spend $1000 on lottery scratch cards. |
04/03/2018 17:57:45 |
1.69 |
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Thank God For Calluses |
Spend $5000 on lottery scratch cards. |
04/03/2018 17:57:46 |
1.88 |
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Training Diapers Are Off, Let's Do This |
Beat the game on easy. |
04/03/2018 17:57:47 |
2.21 |
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Stop It Mom, I'm An Adult Now |
Beat the game on medium. |
04/03/2018 17:57:48 |
2.69 |
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Experienced Adult |
Beat the game on hard. |
04/03/2018 17:57:48 |
2.51 |
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That's MY Puppy |
Acquire a furry four legged friend. |
04/03/2018 17:57:49 |
2.03 |
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