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Fiscally Responsible |
1,27 | 07/02/2013 17:25:48 |
Congratulations! You played the entire game without going broke. You never were one to rely on the kindness of strangers! |
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Yes! Yes! Yes! |
1,19 | 07/02/2013 13:57:20 |
You are so proud. Now don’t tell anyone how you did it! Awarded for turning off the bubbles in Eve’s hot tub. |
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Order of the White Pants |
1,20 | 07/02/2013 13:57:06 |
Congratulations! You finished the game without once getting peed on by the dog! See? Staying a moving target is not just important in FPS’s. |
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Something to Tell the Grandkids |
1,15 | 07/02/2013 13:54:39 |
She has three orifices. You were bound to find at least one! Awarded for using the zipper on the patched love doll. |
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Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On |
1,44 | 07/02/2013 03:11:40 |
Congratulations! You used the vibrator on every possible person in the game. Shared pain is lessened, shared joy is increased. That’s why we’re here. |
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Thank You, Sir. May I Have Another? |
1,21 | 07/02/2013 03:09:34 |
S’way to go! You’re the living embodiment of the word “tipsy!” Drink ten drinks in a row at Lefty's. |
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I Can Walk the Walk! |
1,31 | 07/02/2013 02:53:35 |
Congratulations! You found every possible star on the Larrywood Walk of Shame! Thanks to each of them for Kickstartering us. |
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Credit Watcher Extraordinaire |
1,34 | 07/02/2013 02:50:57 |
Didja see yourself? Didja? Huh? Your name was number 8,612! Awarded for giving the coveralls to the Apple Man before purchasing an apple from him. |
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Is That All There is? |
1,31 | 07/02/2013 02:42:27 |
Congratulations! You’ve now heard every joke this comedian knows. |
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Yankmaster |
1,45 | 07/02/2013 02:17:53 |
You’ve always loved to yank the ol’ handle! Awarded for hitting a jackpot on any slot machine. |
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Busted! |
1,13 | 06/27/2013 22:06:17 |
You big show-off! Correction: You show-off! Awarded for wearing the lubber outdoors. |
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Nuclear Crotch |
1,01 | 06/27/2013 22:02:55 |
Unprotected sex? In the ’80s, Larry? Seriously? Awarded for having sex with the hooker without using a lubber. |
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Oh. My. God. |
1,01 | 05/16/2013 16:44:12 |
You did it. You not only got laid, but you’ve found true love. (Maybe.) Awarded for giving the apple to Eve. |
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Defying Physics |
1,01 | 05/16/2013 16:41:30 |
Don’t try this at home. It requires a dramatic license! Awarded for using the patched love doll to float across the chasm. |
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Handy to Have Around the House |
1,01 | 05/16/2013 16:39:57 |
You can fix anything! What woman wouldn’t love a guy like you? (Answer: All of them!) Awarded for patching up the love doll. |
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Frontier Pharmacist |
1,00 | 05/16/2013 16:37:05 |
At least you had the good sense to only make one bottle! Complete the creation of eau d’ Larry. |
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Making Friends Everywhere You Go |
0,99 | 05/16/2013 16:36:54 |
You have such a gentle touch with that discarded syringe. Awarded for extracting the civet from the cat. |
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Urine Luck! |
0,90 | 05/16/2013 16:21:51 |
Did you bring a fresh white leisure suit? Awarded for getting peed on by the dog. |
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Not With My Whale, You Don’t! |
0,98 | 05/16/2013 16:16:43 |
Nice going, Ahab! Now we have to say “Some cartoon animals were injured in the making of this game.” Awarded for pouring the hot sauce into the whale’s blowhole. |
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Law and Order: Lost Wages II |
1,00 | 05/16/2013 15:02:11 |
This is your second major act of criminal trespass! Way to go! Awarded for entering Adam's penthouse. |
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Law and Order: Lost Wages |
0,99 | 05/16/2013 04:05:08 |
Congratulations, brave adventurer! You have graduated to full-scale breaking and entering! Get the pills from Lefty's window. |
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No Boundaries |
1,19 | 05/16/2013 03:52:52 |
You’ll tell anyone, anything - especially a recorded female. Awarded for taking the phone sex quiz. |
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We Would’ve Brought a Gift |
0,94 | 05/16/2013 03:31:49 |
But it was all so fast! That was the shortest engagement on record! Awarded for marrying Fawn at the Weddin’ Ready chapel. |
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Unexpected Disco Stud |
0,94 | 05/16/2013 03:22:07 |
Who knew? She seemed so sweet. Awarded for dancing with Fawn at Studio 69. |
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Tool Grabber |
0,89 | 05/16/2013 02:59:36 |
You’re taking “dumpster diving” quite literally, Larry! Awarded for retrieving the hammer by falling from the fire escape into the dumpster. |
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Pretty (Gross) Woman |
0,96 | 05/16/2013 02:55:51 |
You’ve passed a milestone; be sure to tell all your friends. Awarded for having sex with the hooker while wearing a lubber. |
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Safe Citizen |
0,96 | 05/16/2013 02:55:33 |
It’s the next best thing to having yourself spayed or neutered! Awarded for wearing a lubber before having sex with the Hooker. |
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Cable Svengali |
0,86 | 05/16/2013 02:50:42 |
Have you considered a career as a programming executive? Awarded for hypnotizing the Pimp with the television. |
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The Old and The Hopeless |
1,17 | 05/15/2013 04:38:55 |
You’re showing your age, Larry. That company has been gone a long time! Awarded for dialing 1-209-683-6858 on the payphone. |
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That’ll Do, Pig |
0,90 | 05/15/2013 03:38:21 |
You’re ahead of the game when you can tell the slop from the glop! Awarded for earning the hot sauce by finding all hidden objects at the Buffet. |
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Enabler of the Year |
0,87 | 05/15/2013 03:25:03 |
Real nice. And the ulterior motive just makes it worse. Awarded for giving a box of wine to the bum and receiving the pocket knife. |
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Lubber Band |
0,88 | 05/15/2013 03:06:12 |
Well, well. That wasn’t the least bit embarrassing! Awarded for buying a condom at the Come ‘n’ Go store. |
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You Love This Game! |
0,88 | 05/15/2013 03:02:34 |
Hmm. This looks just different enough to avoid a lawsuit! Awarded for getting a good look up close at the Angry Broads arcade cabinet. |
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Swirlie Swan Song |
0,90 | 05/15/2013 02:54:30 |
What did the last guy eat, rubber cement?! Awarded for flushing the toilet in Lefty's bathroom. |
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Mugger Mayhem |
0,72 | 05/15/2013 02:49:57 |
You always did consider yourself a lover and not a fighter. Awarded for getting beaten up by the mugger. |
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Road Rash |
0,94 | 05/15/2013 02:48:18 |
“Somebody get the scraper!” Awarded for getting run down by a speeding vehicle. |