Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
![POSTAL POSTAL](images/games/logos/232770.jpg) |
![Ballmer Baller](images/icons/unlocked/33408.jpg) |
Ballmer Baller |
1.39 | 05/18/2013 00:15:04 |
Play the Mac or Linux version of the game. |
![POSTAL POSTAL](images/games/logos/232770.jpg) |
![Army of One](images/icons/unlocked/33404.jpg) |
Army of One |
1.43 | 05/15/2013 20:54:51 |
Use every weapon in the game. |
![POSTAL POSTAL](images/games/logos/232770.jpg) |
![I swear, the AR is for hunting!](images/icons/unlocked/33403.jpg) |
I swear, the AR is for hunting! |
1.53 | 05/15/2013 20:23:16 |
Complete the game using only the M16. |
![POSTAL POSTAL](images/games/logos/232770.jpg) |
![Get a girlfriend](images/icons/unlocked/33397.jpg) |
Get a girlfriend |
1.33 | 05/15/2013 20:23:16 |
Complete the game. |
![POSTAL POSTAL](images/games/logos/232770.jpg) |
![Never nude-ist](images/icons/unlocked/33411.jpg) |
Never nude-ist |
1.38 | 05/15/2013 20:06:43 |
Kill a naked person. |
![POSTAL POSTAL](images/games/logos/232770.jpg) |
![Forrest Gump](images/icons/unlocked/33391.jpg) |
Forrest Gump |
0.86 | 05/15/2013 19:49:43 |
Run for 5 minutes. |
![POSTAL POSTAL](images/games/logos/232770.jpg) |
![Dexter](images/icons/unlocked/33394.jpg) |
Dexter |
1.28 | 05/15/2013 19:28:32 |
Make 1000 kills. |
![POSTAL POSTAL](images/games/logos/232770.jpg) |
![Half-mast hard-on](images/icons/unlocked/33396.jpg) |
Half-mast hard-on |
1.28 | 05/15/2013 16:36:08 |
Complete level 10. |
![POSTAL POSTAL](images/games/logos/232770.jpg) |
![NOPE! Chuck Testa.](images/icons/unlocked/33406.jpg) |
NOPE! Chuck Testa. |
1.25 | 05/15/2013 16:31:09 |
Fight an ostrich. |
![POSTAL POSTAL](images/games/logos/232770.jpg) |
![Bad touch!](images/icons/unlocked/33414.jpg) |
Bad touch! |
0.91 | 05/15/2013 16:25:23 |
Touch someone while burning. |
![POSTAL POSTAL](images/games/logos/232770.jpg) |
![Dirty knees](images/icons/unlocked/33390.jpg) |
Dirty knees |
1.04 | 05/15/2013 16:14:43 |
Duck under a rocket. |
![POSTAL POSTAL](images/games/logos/232770.jpg) |
![From my cold, dead hands](images/icons/unlocked/33405.jpg) |
From my cold, dead hands |
1.20 | 05/14/2013 13:18:01 |
Complete a level with less than 10 health. |
![POSTAL POSTAL](images/games/logos/232770.jpg) |
![You want our autograph too?](images/icons/unlocked/33407.jpg) |
You want our autograph too? |
1.27 | 05/14/2013 00:04:50 |
Watch all the credits. |
![POSTAL POSTAL](images/games/logos/232770.jpg) |
![Patrick Bateman](images/icons/unlocked/33393.jpg) |
Patrick Bateman |
0.83 | 05/13/2013 23:57:52 |
Make 100 kills. |
![POSTAL POSTAL](images/games/logos/232770.jpg) |
![How Kevorkian!](images/icons/unlocked/33392.jpg) |
How Kevorkian! |
0.87 | 05/13/2013 23:57:37 |
Perform your first execution. |
![POSTAL POSTAL](images/games/logos/232770.jpg) |
![I'm afraid I just blue myself!](images/icons/unlocked/33413.jpg) |
I'm afraid I just blue myself! |
0.85 | 05/13/2013 23:56:27 |
Commit suicide. |
![POSTAL POSTAL](images/games/logos/232770.jpg) |
![Oh, you press F1!](images/icons/unlocked/33389.jpg) |
Oh, you press F1! |
0.90 | 05/13/2013 23:49:47 |
Start the second level. |
![POSTAL POSTAL](images/games/logos/232770.jpg) |
![Took a banger in the mouth](images/icons/unlocked/33410.jpg) |
Took a banger in the mouth |
0.63 | 05/13/2013 23:46:26 |
Take a rocket to the face. |
![POSTAL POSTAL](images/games/logos/232770.jpg) |
![And so it begins...](images/icons/unlocked/33388.jpg) |
And so it begins... |
0.60 | 05/13/2013 23:44:31 |
Make your first kill. |