1.5 hours playing time on record
| Game | Achievement | Points | Unlocked | |
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Breaking The Mold | 0.57 | 02/07/2014 22:47:19 |
| Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities | ||||
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Bloody Mary On The Rocks | 0.59 | 02/07/2014 22:44:27 |
| Serve a bloody mary | ||||
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Clean As A Whistle | 0.65 | 02/07/2014 22:31:05 |
| Find and utilize a bidet | ||||
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But She Can Fly... | 0.57 | 02/07/2014 22:30:26 |
| Win a round of pillow fight | ||||
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DJ Compact Disc Jockey | 0.66 | 02/07/2014 22:29:22 |
| Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad | ||||
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Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer | 0.67 | 02/07/2014 21:56:31 |
| Explore other guest rooms at the resort | ||||
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Polyplegic | 0.75 | 02/07/2014 21:54:19 |
| Land awkwardly while diving at the pool | ||||
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Exume To Consume | 0.56 | 02/07/2014 21:53:12 |
| Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand | ||||
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Heroine Chic | 0.62 | 02/07/2014 21:44:54 |
| Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face | ||||
| Game | Achievement | Points | |
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Data mole | 0.53 |
| Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level | |||
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Saliva Surrogate | 0.63 |
| Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs | |||
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Essence of Pigeon | 0.54 |
| Spray 3 people with pheromones | |||
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Conversationalist | 0.74 |
| Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes | |||
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Serious Degaussing Skills | 0.86 |
| Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park | |||
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Long Distance Charges | 0.66 |
| Dial all phone menu options | |||
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Verbal Morality Statute | 0.82 |
| Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal | |||
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Face Infectors | 0.44 |
| Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage | |||
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Insurance Premiums Increase | 0.61 |
| Shatter all vases in the shop | |||
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Spongiform Encephalopathy | 0.53 |
| Consume one brain steeped sandwich | |||
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Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty | 0.87 |
| Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant | |||
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Around The World In 80 Puns | 0.75 |
| Visit all travel destinations in the world | |||
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Hasselhoff In A Pinch | 0.62 |
| Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool | |||
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Don't Get Involved | 0.65 |
| Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick | |||
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A Kissenger For All Seasons | 0.66 |
| Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions | |||