| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
 |
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Win 5 Challenge Rounds |
2.25 | 07/09/2017 22:51:16 |
| 0451 |
|
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Beat a Challenge Round in Gem Hunt Mode |
1.87 | 07/09/2017 22:51:16 |
| Come here, you phlegm-carapaced, slime-faced, mucus-brained, furry legged abductor of luminously intelligent but pulchritudinous Earth women! |
|
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Win 3 Rounds in a Row in Gem Hunt Mode |
1.81 | 07/09/2017 22:51:16 |
| A spy without a gadget is like a shopping cart without a broken wheel. |
|
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Break 10 Blocks in a Row |
2.09 | 07/09/2017 22:20:31 |
| FLÄSHYN |
|
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Win 3 Challenge Rounds |
2.19 | 07/02/2017 17:33:08 |
| My armored carrier is more than a match for his ancient weapons! |
|
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Break 2500 Blocks |
2.07 | 07/02/2017 17:33:08 |
| As the moon burned bright above, I strode valiantly toward my destiny, and vowed to return victorious. |
|
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Erase All Progress |
2.22 | 07/02/2017 17:15:47 |
| It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. |
|
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Win Five Rounds in a Row |
1.74 | 07/02/2017 17:15:47 |
| M-M-M-MONSTER KILL! |
|
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Bounce 30 Different Gems with Gem Shields |
2.22 | 07/02/2017 14:40:28 |
| I've always equated feelings with getting caught; they both get in the way of my money. |
|
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Win 2 Rounds in a Row in Gem Hunt Mode |
1.72 | 07/02/2017 14:40:28 |
| Dirt is gold- just part of the earth. |
|
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Activate 30 Wildcards |
1.99 | 07/02/2017 14:22:00 |
| How 'bout a little Magitek mayhem? |
|
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Win a Challenge Round |
1.96 | 07/02/2017 14:22:00 |
| So, another brave apprentice! You'll never make it through these castle walls alive! Bahaha! |
|
 |
Play 50 Rounds |
1.88 | 07/02/2017 14:22:00 |
| Show me your moves! |
|
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Win Three Rounds in a Row |
1.54 | 07/02/2017 14:22:00 |
| Toasty! |
|
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Break 1000 Blocks |
1.87 | 07/02/2017 12:44:25 |
| This is my rifle. There are many like it... but I call it "Cuddles." |
|
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Minimize the Gem Paddle |
2.19 | 07/02/2017 12:32:46 |
| You are a small, prowling mouse... and dumb like a mouse! |
|
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Lock the Wall 20 Times |
1.88 | 07/02/2017 12:32:46 |
| Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. |
|
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Beat a Challenge in Arcade Mode |
2.05 | 07/01/2017 10:43:26 |
| You're about to take the first step on the longest journey of your life. |
|
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Win a Round with the Tripaddle |
1.85 | 07/01/2017 10:43:26 |
| Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong. |
|
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Break the Sound Barrier with the Speedball |
1.83 | 07/01/2017 10:43:26 |
| Everything ripped apart in a New York minute. |
|
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Detonate 10 Bombs |
1.81 | 07/01/2017 10:43:26 |
| A bomb has been planted at the base. |
|
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Win a Round with the Scoop Paddle |
1.74 | 07/01/2017 10:43:26 |
| It's a lot like soccer, but more like basketball, and nothing like soccer. |
|
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Get 100 Gems |
1.73 | 07/01/2017 10:43:26 |
| Booker! Catch! |
|
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Play the Tutorial |
1.56 | 06/15/2017 19:23:16 |
| If these ruins frighten you, take comfort from the knowledge that I am here. |
|
 |
Get 50 Gems |
1.61 | 06/15/2017 19:17:01 |
| Please insert Disk 2. |
|
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Buy Something in the Boutique |
1.56 | 06/15/2017 19:17:01 |
| What're you buyin'? |
|
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Break 250 Blocks |
1.51 | 06/15/2017 19:17:01 |
| The kid just rages for a while. |
|
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Play Ten Rounds |
1.50 | 06/15/2017 19:17:01 |
| Big money, big prizes, I love it! |
|
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Get 10 Gems |
1.40 | 06/15/2017 19:17:01 |
| Just great! I've traded the dark and musky interior of a treasure chest for the even darker and muskier interior of your pocket! |
|
 |
Win a Round |
1.24 | 01/03/2016 21:15:46 |
| Stay a while and listen. |
| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
|
 |
Play 150 Rounds |
2.27 |
| Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? |
|
 |
Win 100 Rounds with the Scoop and/or Tripaddle |
2.67 |
| WAAAHHHH!!! |
|
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Get the Breakerball to Low Health without Dying |
2.37 |
| When I'm on the road, I'm indestructible. No one can stop me... but they try. |
|
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Unlock all Bronze Achievements |
2.41 |
| The position of the artist is humble. He is essentially a channel. |
|
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Unlock all Silver Achievements |
2.60 |
| The surface of things gives enjoyment. Their interiority gives life. |
|
 |
Unlock all Gold Achievements |
2.67 |
| The truly modern artist is aware of abstraction in an emotion of beauty. |
|
 |
Maximize the Gem Paddle |
2.22 |
| Size doesn't matter. Except when it does. Which is always. |
|
 |
Go the Full 20 Rounds in Arcade Mode |
2.41 |
| You're Winner! |
|
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Beat Arcade Mode Without Losing a Life |
2.60 |
| To defeat them is a must and bringing peace to the land is my duty! |
