| 游戏 |
成就 |
分值 |
解锁时间 |
 |
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Sleep No More |
1.66 | 2022-03-21 19:51:53 |
| Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
|
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Couch Party |
1.73 | 2022-03-21 19:46:51 |
| Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
|
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Magnetic Basshole |
1.50 | 2022-03-21 19:43:47 |
| Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
|
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Safety First |
1.53 | 2018-05-22 20:00:53 |
| Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. |
|
 |
Master Unlocker |
1.46 | 2018-05-22 12:50:39 |
| Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
|
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The Perfect Partner |
1.40 | 2018-05-22 12:49:48 |
| Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
|
 |
My Precious |
1.51 | 2018-05-22 00:35:55 |
| Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
|
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Fussy Lover |
1.80 | 2018-05-22 00:33:07 |
| Save yourself for that special orgy. |
|
 |
Most Improved Tapulator |
1.34 | 2018-05-21 20:29:36 |
| Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
|
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Spare Wheel |
1.37 | 2018-05-21 20:05:23 |
| Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
|
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Always Finishes First |
1.18 | 2018-05-21 20:00:33 |
| Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
|
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Appalling Appetite |
1.73 | 2018-05-21 19:39:05 |
| You should see a doctor immediately. |
|
 |
Meet Your Maker |
1.52 | 2018-05-20 21:05:00 |
| Penetrate God. |
|
 |
Early Bird |
1.61 | 2018-05-20 20:32:39 |
| Swallow every worm. |
|
 |
A Better John |
1.00 | 2018-05-20 20:30:41 |
| Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
|
 |
Bulking Gear |
1.64 | 2018-05-20 19:54:40 |
| Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
|
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Paperwork |
1.61 | 2018-05-20 19:07:37 |
| Submit your monthly physical report. |
|
 |
Autopaedicatio |
1.23 | 2018-05-19 19:25:45 |
| Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
|
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Clumsy |
1.26 | 2018-05-18 21:33:17 |
| Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
|
 |
Swan Tamer |
1.04 | 2018-05-18 21:22:09 |
| Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
|
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Self Defence |
0.90 | 2018-05-18 21:21:11 |
| Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
|
 |
Popcorn Buffet |
1.42 | 2018-05-18 21:16:58 |
| Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
|
 |
Summer Job |
1.35 | 2018-05-18 21:09:27 |
| Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
|
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Fire Inspector |
0.65 | 2018-05-18 20:47:03 |
| Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |
|
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Go Left |
0.52 | 2018-05-18 20:40:01 |
| Move to the left. |
|
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Go Right |
0.52 | 2018-05-18 20:39:59 |
| Move to the right. |
|
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Generous Lover |
0.65 | 2018-05-18 20:38:54 |
| Finish last in a Party Mode game. |
|
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Till Death Do Us |
1.14 | 2018-05-18 20:32:29 |
| Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
