| 游戏 |
成就 |
分值 |
解锁时间 |
 |
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Couch Party |
1.74 | 2021-09-26 20:50:47 |
| Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
|
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Early Bird |
1.62 | 2021-09-26 07:25:47 |
| Swallow every worm. |
|
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Sleep No More |
1.67 | 2021-09-26 07:20:51 |
| Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
|
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Magnetic Basshole |
1.51 | 2021-09-26 05:58:50 |
| Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
|
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The Perfect Partner |
1.41 | 2021-09-26 05:43:18 |
| Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
|
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Fussy Lover |
1.81 | 2021-09-26 00:38:12 |
| Save yourself for that special orgy. |
|
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Autopaedicatio |
1.23 | 2021-09-26 00:29:03 |
| Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
|
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Safety First |
1.53 | 2021-09-26 00:21:55 |
| Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. |
|
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Always Finishes First |
1.19 | 2021-09-25 08:14:40 |
| Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
|
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Master Unlocker |
1.46 | 2018-12-31 00:57:14 |
| Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
|
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My Precious |
1.51 | 2018-12-31 00:55:47 |
| Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
|
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Till Death Do Us |
1.15 | 2018-12-31 00:07:03 |
| Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
|
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Spare Wheel |
1.37 | 2018-12-04 00:03:49 |
| Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
|
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Most Improved Tapulator |
1.35 | 2018-06-28 18:53:29 |
| Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
|
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Clumsy |
1.26 | 2018-06-27 19:16:40 |
| Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
|
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Bulking Gear |
1.65 | 2018-06-27 19:11:58 |
| Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
|
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Self Defence |
0.90 | 2018-06-27 18:51:15 |
| Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
|
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Appalling Appetite |
1.74 | 2018-06-27 18:47:50 |
| You should see a doctor immediately. |
|
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Popcorn Buffet |
1.43 | 2018-06-27 18:45:07 |
| Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
|
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Summer Job |
1.36 | 2018-06-27 18:34:56 |
| Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
|
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Meet Your Maker |
1.52 | 2018-06-27 18:31:44 |
| Penetrate God. |
|
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Paperwork |
1.61 | 2018-06-27 17:35:00 |
| Submit your monthly physical report. |
|
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A Better John |
1.00 | 2018-06-25 17:05:29 |
| Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
|
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Swan Tamer |
1.04 | 2018-06-25 15:46:27 |
| Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
|
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Fire Inspector |
0.65 | 2018-06-24 18:44:15 |
| Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |
|
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Go Right |
0.53 | 2018-06-24 18:35:21 |
| Move to the right. |
|
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Go Left |
0.53 | 2018-06-24 18:35:19 |
| Move to the left. |
|
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Generous Lover |
0.65 | 2018-06-24 09:46:46 |
| Finish last in a Party Mode game. |
