| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
 |
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Thank you for playing! |
1.64 | 07/02/2019 21:07:59 |
| Seems like it is over now. |
|
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10000 km |
1.65 | 07/02/2019 14:49:30 |
| 10000 km driven with Satsuma. |
|
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Too much power, too little skill |
1.60 | 06/13/2019 15:11:00 |
| Jerk in daddy's car. |
|
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Granny's little helper |
0.82 | 06/10/2019 23:22:48 |
| You are such a good boy! |
|
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You reached 100 kg |
1.36 | 06/10/2019 22:40:32 |
| Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic. |
|
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You have a computer! |
0.96 | 06/10/2019 22:01:33 |
| Now play some games. |
|
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My finger slipped |
1.75 | 12/27/2018 18:30:06 |
| Achieve a time of 0.12 or under. |
|
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You are the wall |
1.84 | 12/27/2018 17:55:56 |
| You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion. |
|
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I am Santa Claus |
1.83 | 12/27/2018 02:18:21 |
| Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi. |
|
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Gauntlet survivor |
1.80 | 12/19/2018 16:02:23 |
| Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days. |
|
 |
Grill master |
1.84 | 12/17/2018 22:52:35 |
| Serve at least 20 dish. |
|
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Seek and you shall find |
1.79 | 12/17/2018 01:04:00 |
| Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man. |
|
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Aiming like a pro |
1.77 | 12/16/2018 23:04:07 |
| Maybe find a woman next time. |
|
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A cure for illness |
1.81 | 12/16/2018 18:30:49 |
| You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day. |
|
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Full stash |
1.82 | 12/16/2018 16:16:56 |
| Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times. |
|
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Waving for victory |
1.84 | 12/16/2018 13:22:40 |
| They failed to stop Johnny. |
|
 |
Philosophy Master |
1.75 | 12/16/2018 12:06:43 |
| Sometimes being a banker is enough. |
|
 |
Catch-A-Fish |
1.76 | 12/15/2018 21:17:34 |
| You caught the rarest fish in the pond. |
|
 |
PTSD |
1.79 | 12/15/2018 16:16:25 |
| Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange. |
|
 |
Wow, look at that Chopin there |
1.67 | 12/15/2018 12:26:52 |
| Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C. |
|
 |
Methanol Man |
1.71 | 05/14/2018 22:18:14 |
| You gained a new super power: Blindness! |
|
 |
1000 km |
1.11 | 12/16/2017 14:23:10 |
| 1000 km driven with Satsuma. |
|
 |
Hannes Kolehmainen |
1.79 | 12/16/2017 13:32:16 |
| Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot. |
|
 |
Finnish sisu! |
1.71 | 12/16/2017 13:15:46 |
| Finish rally with major suspension damage. |
|
 |
Smoking kills |
1.32 | 12/16/2017 13:07:29 |
| Do not smoke. At least while refueling... |
|
 |
Feel alive |
1.37 | 12/16/2017 12:51:40 |
| Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver. |
|
 |
Can't stop smoking now... |
1.46 | 12/16/2017 12:46:31 |
| You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going. |
|
 |
Darwin Award |
1.65 | 12/16/2017 12:36:22 |
| Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more. |
|
 |
Greased rust |
1.57 | 12/16/2017 12:18:27 |
| Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma. |
|
 |
100 km |
0.57 | 12/16/2017 12:15:18 |
| 100 km driven with Satsuma. |
|
 |
Mr. Kilju |
0.91 | 04/26/2017 12:02:40 |
| Good batch of commercial deer piss. |
|
 |
Yeast festival |
0.86 | 04/22/2017 15:48:42 |
| Enjoy your home brew... delicious. |
|
 |
Total idiot & full idiot |
1.30 | 04/22/2017 14:54:17 |
| Flipping off to a drunk driver. |
|
 |
Finnish Summer |
1.06 | 04/19/2017 23:52:55 |
| This is it. This is everything you ever need. |
|
 |
Jonne! |
0.45 | 04/19/2017 23:16:01 |
| You are real Finnish Jonne. |
|
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Grand Theft Teimo |
0.73 | 04/19/2017 22:21:41 |
| You little punk! |
|
 |
Sliding Swede |
1.74 | 03/22/2017 23:45:58 |
| Coming after Flying Finns! |
|
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First loser |
1.72 | 03/22/2017 23:30:34 |
| Coming second is just a first loser. |
|
 |
Jackpot! |
1.33 | 03/21/2017 22:53:36 |
| Maybe you should do Lotto too? |
|
 |
Thank you government |
1.36 | 03/21/2017 16:07:26 |
| Crime is for poor people only. |
|
 |
Flying Finn |
1.68 | 03/21/2017 15:18:30 |
| Top breed of racing drivers. |
|
 |
An idiot |
0.71 | 02/20/2017 01:44:16 |
| An idiot is definition of you. |
|
 |
Rusting fast |
1.35 | 02/20/2017 01:39:02 |
| Over 200km/h with Satsuma! |
|
 |
Pimped! |
1.20 | 01/22/2017 19:43:30 |
| That really does it. |
|
 |
Money well spent |
0.70 | 01/16/2017 04:49:26 |
| Better luck next time. |
|
 |
Responsible citizen |
0.74 | 01/16/2017 04:29:40 |
| You got your car through inspection. |
|
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Don't answer that call |
1.21 | 01/15/2017 00:42:25 |
| Thunder called you and you got killed. |
|
 |
And it is gone! |
0.31 | 11/20/2016 17:06:01 |
| Say goodbye to your saves. |
|
 |
Dakar rally |
0.89 | 11/20/2016 16:19:59 |
| You just keep on going. |
|
 |
Full of crap |
1.02 | 11/16/2016 14:33:52 |
| 10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job! |
|
 |
Ultimate survivor |
0.22 | 11/16/2016 03:55:07 |
| Drinking your own piss like a pro. |
|
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It runs! |
0.36 | 11/16/2016 03:34:20 |
| Your car actually started, good job! |
|
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Working man's Saturday |
0.92 | 11/15/2016 19:17:30 |
| Time to relax. |
|
 |
A true hillbilly |
0.54 | 11/15/2016 17:37:20 |
| Shopping groceries with style! |
|
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Case solved |
0.42 | 11/15/2016 17:00:11 |
| 24 bottles of beer consumed! |
|
 |
Magic portal |
0.60 | 11/15/2016 16:57:46 |
| Somehow you don't remember anything. |
|
 |
Finnish wedding |
0.60 | 11/15/2016 16:57:16 |
| Your traditional wedding condition. |
|
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Party time |
0.28 | 11/15/2016 16:55:01 |
| Bottle of booze drank quickly. |
|
 |
Golden steam |
0.51 | 11/15/2016 15:58:13 |
| Enjoy the smell. |
|
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You have a new friend! |
0.76 | 11/15/2016 15:48:03 |
| He is drunk, so he must be a friend. |
|
 |
Welcome to Finland |
0.37 | 11/15/2016 01:09:36 |
| You just experienced a Sauna. |
|
 |
Poor people go away |
0.40 | 11/15/2016 00:12:48 |
| A real money man. |
|
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Proud to be mortal |
0.12 | 11/14/2016 20:19:28 |
| When I die, I die for good |
|
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I am coward |
0.13 | 11/14/2016 19:29:36 |
| No permanent death for you. |
