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That damn dynamite saved my life! That red space blob is vaporized! |
2.57 | 01/23/2021 09:49:32 |
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I kicked his ass! Yeah! The bigger they are, the harder they fall! |
2.87 | 09/11/2020 11:12:39 |
| Oh My God did he leave a lot of parts in my way! |
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I was getting lazy out in space, drinking a cold beer |
2.40 | 10/20/2019 17:03:23 |
| And then this big ugly green rock thing did appear! |
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I just got SHOT while flying that fast!! That's GOTTA be Auto-Aim! |
2.48 | 07/20/2019 07:58:18 |
| "That thing, that thing is cheatin'! How do I report that thing for hackin' with auto-aim!?" |
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I Used 25 Spi-Roll Attacks In A Game! |
2.40 | 10/08/2018 02:16:30 |
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I'm getting soo good at sucking it all up baby! |
2.70 | 10/08/2018 01:34:54 |
| Mmm, Mmm, Good.. Sucking it All up 5 times in a single game! Sluurrrrp! |
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25 G.E.O.S. Gems! Holy Play Hooky To Save an Earth Day! |
2.57 | 04/05/2018 07:58:50 |
| 50% chance! Come on baby, don't fail me now! |
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Resource Hoarder! ..20 of each! |
2.87 | 04/05/2018 07:39:01 |
| "Mine! All Mine! Give me! Mine! Gimme, Giime!" |
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I've collected TWENTY FIVE Zaxpoleon Dynamites! |
2.87 | 04/05/2018 07:07:43 |
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I Took them Triple Points of "K-OS" and I did NOT die! |
2.10 | 04/04/2018 05:31:30 |
| These Bull Riders think lasting 8 seconds is tough.. pfft, Try lasting 30 seconds with K-OS! |
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I've collected TEN Zaxpoleon Dynamites! |
2.57 | 03/10/2018 09:12:41 |
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Oops! I done blown up my A55 Kicker! |
2.57 | 03/10/2018 08:30:14 |
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I tried going "All In" with "Up Your A55" and I gotta say, It is Amazing! |
2.27 | 02/10/2018 14:20:35 |
| "Up Yours Too Buddy!" ;-) |
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I done learned a whole lot about well.. about rocks and shiny stuff! |
2.22 | 02/10/2018 08:01:43 |
| Momma didn't raise no fool! |
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I've collected FIVE Zaxpoleon Dynamites! |
2.33 | 01/26/2018 07:04:09 |
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ARGH! I blew myself! What an explosion! Sheesh! |
2.10 | 01/20/2018 08:33:19 |
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I just blasted my first asteroid with Zaxpoleon Dynamite! WhooHooo! |
2.13 | 01/20/2018 00:57:27 |
| What a freakin' Blast! |
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I collected my first Zaxpoleon Dynamite! |
2.00 | 01/16/2018 08:42:02 |
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Take that boss man! I exploded on you! Rawr! |
2.57 | 01/16/2018 08:09:36 |
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It wasn't easy, but I ain't cheesy! |
2.10 | 01/16/2018 06:48:57 |
| That lightning shootin' alien ship just got REKT by yours truly! |
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3 Whole Minutes Equals Triple Pleasure! |
2.70 | 12/23/2017 23:23:59 |
| First I tried the 2 min action, now I'm loving the 3 min! |
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You Can't Top This! TEN THOUSAND in Hard Rock Baby! |
2.70 | 12/23/2017 23:23:36 |
| The skills required to get 10k is higher than what's needed to be in the NFL today! |
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5,000 Points in Hard Rock mode! |
2.57 | 12/23/2017 23:22:55 |
| Bow to me now. Before I give you my 5k "pow"! |
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90 Seconds of Pure Perfection! |
2.48 | 12/23/2017 02:46:54 |
| I'm just getting warmed up, are you ready for more? |
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OMG! I'm an 8 Second Man! |
2.57 | 12/23/2017 00:37:33 |
| It's not easy lasting 8 seconds before exploding! |
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2 Minutes. Double the Fun! |
2.33 | 12/23/2017 00:37:33 |
| I never thought I could last two minutes, but it went by too fast honey! |
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I just achieved 2,500 points in the hardest of hard times! |
2.33 | 12/23/2017 00:36:29 |
| Hard Rock Mode: 2,500 Points! Respect this! |
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45 Seconds Baby! Get in Line! |
2.27 | 12/22/2017 22:45:23 |
| You gotta get in line if you wanna play now! I got massive lasting power here! |
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1 Minute of Frantic, Furious Action! |
2.27 | 12/22/2017 21:29:08 |
| Who ain't got time for a minute man?! Call on me whenever you got a minute to spare baby! |
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I Scored 1,000+ in Hard Rock Mode! |
2.33 | 12/22/2017 21:29:00 |
| Nothin' to be shy about, 1k points is worthy with only one life to live! |
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I'm a 30 Second Dream Machine! |
2.06 | 12/22/2017 21:28:04 |
| Holding it for 30 whole seconds takes mad skills! |
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I am a true Rock Breaker! |
2.87 | 12/18/2017 20:24:30 |
| 5,000 Rocks Shattered.. and counting! |
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Two Million Bones! |
2.48 | 12/18/2017 19:55:39 |
| Millions come EASY when you're this damn good! |
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I Am A True Rock 'N Roll Star! I Saved the Earth! |
2.27 | 11/17/2017 17:58:55 |
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I'm a Millionaire! ..Too bad it's only points and |
2.40 | 11/17/2017 17:51:11 |
| a silly achievement on this crazy asteroid blasting game, hmm? |
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That's the 10th wave of Asteroids blasted! So many rocks! |
2.40 | 11/17/2017 17:47:17 |
| "Each new wave presents more danger, more crumbles, more aliens.. Can I do it?" |
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How do you get more Awesome than a mere A? |
2.57 | 10/14/2017 00:02:37 |
| Devastate the rocks and baddies in Rock 'N Roll! A+ baby! |
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I done learned how to make 'dat money! 10 'dem Rhodiums sold now! |
2.87 | 10/13/2017 23:51:44 |
| "It's really hard to part with something so purty, but I told it that it was me, not it when I left it" |
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I've now collected 10 of each pretty, shiny, thing out here! |
2.70 | 10/13/2017 23:48:03 |
| "It's nice to have a hobby that you enjoy when you're out in space killing monsters, shooting asteroids, and saving the world!" |
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I like "purty" things! I have now scooped up 10 Rhodiums! |
2.70 | 10/13/2017 23:48:03 |
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10 G.E.O.S. Gems Ain't Cheesy.. or Easy! |
2.40 | 10/12/2017 10:46:34 |
| 20% chance to save the Earth, let's go! |
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I Obliterated 2,500 Asteroids In A Single Game! |
2.40 | 10/12/2017 10:46:13 |
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Half a million points, just a walk in the park! |
2.40 | 10/12/2017 10:41:36 |
| Hey, wake me up when something happens here, will ya? |
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Mother Sucker! Wow.. I'm good at sucking this junk up! |
1.97 | 10/12/2017 09:10:51 |
| I just learned how much fun it is to suck! Yummy! |
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I just made a new friend in space! |
2.00 | 10/12/2017 09:09:29 |
| This little A55 Kicker really kicks some ass! |
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A Stands for Awesome, Amazing, and Astonishing! |
2.57 | 10/09/2017 08:57:07 |
| I am an Ace at Rock 'N Roll! Bring on 'dem rocks! |
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5 Beautiful Glimmering G.E.O.S. Gems Obtained! |
2.40 | 10/09/2017 08:50:36 |
| 10% chance to save the Earth, let's go! |
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With all this 10 gold I've collected.. I should be able to make me a nice "golden" stack of pancakes! Mmm.. |
2.40 | 10/09/2017 08:50:09 |
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It's 10 Osmium I gathered, NOT "opium" as in drugs! Geez! |
2.40 | 10/08/2017 21:34:07 |
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Holy Hell, where did that thing come from? I killed it, I killed it! |
2.27 | 10/08/2017 21:02:51 |
| They call it the VDS.. I call it my worst nightmare. It's moving vaporous eyes are such horror! |
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Gotta mission to save the world.. Momma didn't raise no fool! |
2.48 | 10/07/2017 19:52:11 |
| They say diamonds are forever, but this G.E.O.S. gem might be more clever! |
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I have PASSED (with a C grade) in Rock 'N Roll! |
2.33 | 10/01/2017 22:47:03 |
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Five Extra Ships baby! That is NOT easy! Yay me! |
2.27 | 10/01/2017 03:56:18 |
| Five extra lives out here can be lost in mere seconds! But I cannot give up! |
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200,000 points, I could do this all day with my eyes closed! |
2.27 | 10/01/2017 03:56:17 |
| Now watch and you might learn something... *CRASH!* |
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I am an official "8008" by getting that exact score, 8008 uploaded to the leaderboards.. |
2.48 | 10/01/2017 03:31:13 |
| Proud to use external cheat applications to HACK.. making me an official BOOB! |
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B Stands for Brilliant! I am Better than your "average" hero! |
2.48 | 07/25/2017 01:06:52 |
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I Wrecked 1,000 Asteroids In A Single Game! |
2.33 | 07/25/2017 01:05:34 |
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I'm a millionaire! One million bucks I've earned baby!! |
2.40 | 07/25/2017 01:01:51 |
| I wish I could hire those Vaporous Death things to work for me instead of trying to kill me! |
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Half a million already!? Wow, this is sure easier than working fastfood service! |
2.18 | 07/25/2017 01:01:28 |
| Half a million dollars and not a single pizza joint anywhere around! |
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Another wave of them rocks gone! I feel like they will never end.. |
2.27 | 07/25/2017 01:00:51 |
| "5 waves of asteroids, so many close deaths.. But they are worth it! Gotta save 'em" |
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I just hit 10 times "Platinum" baby! Look at me go! |
2.27 | 07/25/2017 00:59:49 |
| ..With this last platinum, I just matched Garth Brooks first album from 1989, as that album also got 10 platinum too! Woohoo! |
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10 X Cobalt, holy moly! ..I'll have a blue "Cobalt" Christmas without you! |
2.10 | 07/25/2017 00:55:30 |
| "You'll be dead and in fright with your Christmas of Plight.. But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Cobalt Christmas!" |
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I can't get "rid" of "Iridium".. Now I've got TEN! |
2.18 | 07/25/2017 00:53:02 |
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I've now pawned 10 Iron balls! A penny saved, a penny earned! |
2.10 | 07/25/2017 00:49:54 |
| "They gave me that look when I pawned them dull dirty iron balls, but I held my head high!" |
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Cha-Ching! I just found my 10th Nickel out here in space! Would be nice to find like a Quarter now! |
2.13 | 07/25/2017 00:46:03 |
| "10 Nickels = 50 cents... Ugh. ..I'll never be able to buy that faster fire power at this rate!" |
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That horrible vaporous red evil space blob ATE me! OMG! |
2.06 | 07/23/2017 04:16:57 |
| Now I know how it feels to be one of my potato chips! |
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100,000 points. Piece of cake! |
2.13 | 07/23/2017 04:11:55 |
| ..Hand over a cold beer to go this this cake now eh? |
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OMG! I "KILT" every asteroid rock thing! It's all gone! Did I win? I won huh?!? |
1.78 | 07/23/2017 03:49:14 |
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10 Titaniums now! Sounds important! (It's really not! Nickels are more valuable!) |
2.00 | 07/22/2017 07:36:28 |
| They may not be worth much, but they would look nice hangin' on my Christmas tree |
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I just found something real "purty" called Rhodium! |
1.83 | 07/22/2017 07:17:25 |
| OMG, this stuff is worth a TON! .Now where's a McD's when you need one?! |
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100% Authentic Play! No In-Game Cheats Activated! |
1.68 | 07/22/2017 04:35:57 |
| "I may not be able to save the Earth, but nobody.. I mean NOBODY can ever say I saved humanity by cheating!" |
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These little asteroid wanna-be things! Argh, I got 10 of them now! |
1.97 | 07/22/2017 04:34:41 |
| "The first iron cluster scared me as I hit it, now they are just annoying!" |
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If I ever live through this, I might start mining asteroids more often! |
2.10 | 07/22/2017 00:10:32 |
| $250,000 and all I can spend it on is this space ship! Argh! |
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I killed that slimy green space snake before it "blowed me up"! |
2.22 | 07/22/2017 00:08:40 |
| They just keep coming! Those things will explode their acidic innards all over your shiny pretty space ship! |
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Yahoo! I just earned my first extra life! |
1.83 | 07/22/2017 00:07:41 |
| Life out here is pretty grim, but I need all I can get to save my loved ones back on Earth! |
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Gold looks so much shinier when you're out in space! |
1.75 | 07/22/2017 00:06:40 |
| ..It must be the clean air out here making this gold so.. well gold. |
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What is this CANNON doing out here in Space?!! Can I harvest that iron? |
1.80 | 07/22/2017 00:06:38 |
| WoooHooooo!! Mommmmmmy! Ohhhh Wowwwww! Yeee Hawwww! |
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Dang, this is nice looking stuff, it's gotta be worth somethin'! |
1.73 | 07/22/2017 00:06:13 |
| ..It might be pretty, but it don't make good toilet paper if you run out! Just sayin'! |
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I got my first kill of something that isn't a Rock! |
1.90 | 07/22/2017 00:03:31 |
| That thing.. I thought at first that it was trying to help me shoot the rocks.. then I realized I was in serious trouble! |
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Titanium! Wow! I'm rich! I'm rich! This stuff gotta be worth millions! |
1.69 | 07/22/2017 00:03:20 |
| ...It's worth less than that Nickel I found! What?! ..This space hub is rippin' me off! |
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This is the biggest darned Nickel I've ever seen! |
1.69 | 07/22/2017 00:02:40 |
| It's called nickel and worth only slightly more! |
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I found something pretty decent called "iridium"! |
1.70 | 07/22/2017 00:02:08 |
| When I first saw the iridium, I thought it was like a big chocolate kiss wrapped in shiny foil! |
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It's bluer than the Earth back home. |
1.68 | 07/22/2017 00:02:07 |
| It's so blue, it makes me feel blue and miss home and my family! |
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Oh darn, it's just a big chunk of Iron! Whew! |
1.65 | 07/22/2017 00:01:28 |
| ..I could have swore it was another darn asteroid and I was dead, but I heard the sound of the ship collector, woot! woot! |
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I just went Platinum baby! |
1.69 | 07/22/2017 00:01:05 |
| ..And people always told me I couldn't sing! This platinum proves them all wrong! |
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I didn't mean to shoot the one chance I had at saving you.. |
1.97 | 07/20/2017 04:54:00 |
| But I'm not on my A-game without my Dew! |
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I went all in and bought M.E.S.A protection !! |
2.33 | 07/20/2017 04:53:35 |
| My daddy always told me to "use protection" and well.. Now I've bought some protection! |
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I'm totally BAE.. "Busy As Ever"!! |
2.48 | 07/20/2017 02:33:24 |
| You expect me to save the world when I got SUCH a BUSY life?!? |
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haXX0r I am! And proud of it mind you! |
2.70 | 07/19/2017 08:16:02 |
| When it comes to saving the Earth, anything goes I say! |
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I just got a Fail game, err I mean Full game achievement! |
1.68 | 07/19/2017 05:58:25 |
| Fail.. Full.. Potato, Patato ..It's an achievement anyhow! |
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50,000 points isn't bad, right? |
1.95 | 07/19/2017 05:47:35 |
| ..Hey this game ain't easy, don't tease me! |
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I Destroyed 500 Asteroids In A Single Game! |
2.00 | 07/18/2017 23:58:08 |
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