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Windows 99 | 1.56 | 07/31/2017 11:04:44 |
| Jump through 99 closed windows. | ||||
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A Ph.D. in Murder | 1.56 | 09/07/2017 01:03:37 |
| Perform every kill in the game at least once. | ||||
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LUNATIC | 1.55 | 03/13/2017 18:39:43 |
| Finish the game in Insane mode | ||||
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Asahel | 1.55 | 05/13/2017 00:58:23 |
| Finish the game in under 4 hours | ||||
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Ordination | 1.54 | 05/14/2017 23:03:33 |
| Collect all documents | ||||
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The Apostle Paul | 1.54 | 05/02/2017 00:18:24 |
| Complete all recordings | ||||
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Prophet | 1.52 | 05/06/2017 06:33:15 |
| Finish the game without hiding in a barrel or closet | ||||
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PULITZER | 1.49 | 06/05/2015 00:53:22 |
| Collect all documents and complete all recordings | ||||
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Thoroughly Baptized | 1.49 | 05/04/2017 04:52:52 |
| Spend 10 minutes underwater | ||||
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Grease Monkey | 1.49 | 08/24/2017 06:34:31 |
| Succesfully perform 100 car repairs. | ||||
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Proper Penance | 1.46 | 05/04/2017 05:01:04 |
| Crawl for 500 meters | ||||
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Preacher | 1.46 | 05/06/2017 06:33:15 |
| Finish the game in Nightmare Mode | ||||
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BOWELWHISTLER | 1.43 | 03/13/2017 02:16:33 |
| Finish the DLC in Insane mode | ||||
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Slip and Slide | 1.43 | 05/03/2017 20:16:51 |
| Perform a twelve-meter blood slide | ||||
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CAN YOU DIG IT?! | 1.43 | 04/14/2017 05:23:42 |
| Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) | ||||
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Twice Nightly | 1.42 | 08/16/2016 00:29:06 |
| Complete New Game Plus | ||||
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40 Year Old Virgin | 1.40 | 04/13/2017 23:25:14 |
| Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) | ||||
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I Need A Medic! | 1.40 | 08/13/2017 00:44:54 |
| Use a first aid spray 100 times. | ||||
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Jackpot! | 1.39 | 02/07/2017 23:53:16 |
| Win 10 rounds playing PASS Time. | ||||
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Planet of the Apes: The Musical | 1.38 | 04/18/2017 04:04:09 |
| Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. | ||||
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LEGACY | 1.37 | 03/04/2017 03:50:49 |
| Complete all recordings | ||||
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Anustart! | 1.37 | 04/13/2017 23:43:44 |
| Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. | ||||
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ARCHIVIST | 1.34 | 03/04/2017 03:50:33 |
| Collect all documents | ||||
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Gary vs. The K. Man | 1.32 | 04/06/2017 23:13:32 |
| Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. | ||||
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Bible Study | 1.32 | 04/29/2017 18:33:03 |
| Collect 40 documents | ||||
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On Display | 1.31 | 03/26/2017 19:45:41 |
| Dressed up like the main feminist. | ||||
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The Teeth | 1.31 | 07/26/2017 23:33:23 |
| Entered the cellars in Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs. | ||||
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It's A Trap! | 1.30 | 07/10/2017 06:42:21 |
| Trap Jason with a bear trap 13 times. | ||||
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Operator | 1.29 | 09/05/2017 20:38:16 |
| Call the police 13 times. | ||||
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Fear and Loathing | 1.29 | 04/04/2017 23:52:54 |
| Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. | ||||
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Along For The Ride | 1.29 | 08/21/2017 20:36:36 |
| Escape in the car as a passenger 13 times. | ||||
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Michonne ain't got nothin' on me | 1.28 | 04/16/2017 21:11:27 |
| Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. | ||||
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SCREW that game! | 1.26 | 04/17/2017 05:51:25 |
| Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. | ||||
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May I Cut In, Too? | 1.26 | 12/20/2015 07:28:31 |
| Melee kill 10 players while they are doing the Square Dance taunt. | ||||
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Escape Artist | 1.25 | 06/09/2017 15:30:30 |
| Escaped the creature in the water in Amnesia: The Dark Descent. | ||||
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Jack of all Jasons | 1.24 | 07/21/2017 16:12:57 |
| Play a multiplayer match as each one of the Jasons. | ||||
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You Died a Lot | 1.24 | 07/18/2017 20:15:28 |
| Get killed by Jason 100 times. | ||||
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Slam Jam | 1.22 | 07/21/2017 16:49:42 |
| Stop the car 13 times as Jason. | ||||
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Flip-Kabob | 1.22 | 02/04/2016 07:10:44 |
| Ignite a player that is being flipped by someone using the Flippin' Awesome taunt. | ||||
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Smells Like Victory | 1.21 | 05/12/2017 02:34:02 |
| Kill 30 people with the Napalm Launcher. | ||||
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Sanctified | 1.21 | 05/01/2017 04:10:53 |
| Finish the game in Hard Mode | ||||
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Snap, Crackle, Boom | 1.21 | 07/10/2017 00:19:34 |
| Stun Jason with the firecrackers 13 times. | ||||
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Tenth Level Feminist Chieftain | 1.21 | 03/26/2017 19:43:45 |
| For the Whorde! | ||||
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Hello, Newman | 1.21 | 04/13/2017 04:21:07 |
| Kicked 30 dogs. | ||||
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Let's Split Up | 1.20 | 07/05/2017 00:19:42 |
| Perform the machete dismemberment kill. | ||||
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Uncle T-Bag | 1.20 | 04/06/2017 21:19:40 |
| Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. | ||||
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Sphinx' Riddle | 1.20 | 08/04/2015 23:15:25 |
| Complete all 40 of the Catwoman Riddler grid items | ||||
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Weapons of Mass Destruction | 1.20 | 05/12/2017 00:21:46 |
| Earn a kill with every weapon. | ||||
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A Brush With Death | 1.19 | 05/11/2017 23:56:39 |
| Duck under 10 rockets. | ||||
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From my cold, dead hands | 1.18 | 07/03/2017 09:17:40 |
| Complete a level with less than 10 health. | ||||
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Pussy on a Pedestal | 1.18 | 04/03/2017 21:42:21 |
| Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. | ||||
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Who the Hell is This Guy? | 1.18 | 04/21/2017 04:14:15 |
| Found Matthew Lentz | ||||
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Don't taze me, bro! | 1.18 | 04/02/2017 06:35:02 |
| Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. | ||||
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Alchemist | 1.17 | 06/09/2017 15:30:30 |
| Removed the Shadow's residue in the entrance hall in Amnesia: The Dark Descent. | ||||
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Crystal Lake Five-O | 1.17 | 07/22/2017 18:31:44 |
| Escape to the police 13 times. | ||||
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Cesar Millan is Very Happy | 1.16 | 04/02/2017 23:36:47 |
| Mauled 30 people with your dog. | ||||
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The Fight Stuff | 1.16 | 06/03/2016 01:54:25 |
| Win 138 Rounds. | ||||
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Helltower: Mine Games | 1.16 | 06/11/2016 01:14:40 |
| Perform 17 environmental kills in Hell | ||||
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John Rambo'd! | 1.16 | 04/19/2017 00:55:49 |
| Made a very long killing spree. | ||||
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Battering Ram | 1.15 | 08/04/2015 23:15:25 |
| Shield Bash 5 different thugs | ||||
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DEUS VULT | 1.15 | 03/26/2017 19:43:40 |
| Ready for the crusades. | ||||
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Dogfight | 1.15 | 12/03/2015 19:29:52 |
| Kill a parachuting player while parachuting. | ||||
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Triggered yet? | 1.15 | 03/26/2017 19:55:04 |
| Triggered the game logo for 5 seconds. | ||||
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Them That Hath Ears | 1.14 | 04/26/2017 03:01:49 |
| Use the microphone for 20 minutes | ||||
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Modern Day Noah | 1.13 | 05/13/2017 03:47:58 |
| Execute two of every hostile type. | ||||
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Carnival of Carnage: Up All Night To Get Ducky | 1.13 | 11/05/2016 19:08:58 |
| Collect 250 ducks. | ||||
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One time, at band camp... | 1.13 | 04/07/2017 19:12:08 |
| Saved the marching band from explody death. | ||||
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Heeeeere's Tommy! | 1.12 | 07/11/2017 22:20:48 |
| Play as Tommy Jarvis 13 times. | ||||
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Genius | 1.12 | 08/03/2015 07:15:55 |
| Rescue all the hostages from Riddler | ||||
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I don't need virgins for this | 1.12 | 03/26/2017 04:45:17 |
| Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. | ||||
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Super Fan | 1.12 | 07/11/2017 00:52:37 |
| Play a multiplayer match as each one of the counselors. | ||||
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Gotham After Midnight | 1.12 | 09/06/2016 00:47:08 |
| Glide for 400 meters while less than 20 meters from the ground. | ||||
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This Door Won't Open | 1.11 | 07/09/2017 08:07:00 |
| Break down 100 doors. | ||||
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Disc Jockey | 1.11 | 07/21/2017 18:22:37 |
| Call Tommy Jarvis 13 times. | ||||
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Hardcore | 1.11 | 11/08/2016 05:24:05 |
| Play the game from start to finish in Hardcore Mode. | ||||
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The Hell's Fargo Wagon | 1.11 | 07/03/2017 09:25:52 |
| Firebomb the band. | ||||
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NOPE | 1.11 | 06/09/2017 13:51:56 |
| Left when things were getting interesting in Amnesia: The Dark Descent. | ||||
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World War 2 All Over Again | 1.11 | 02/14/2017 18:38:56 |
| Make Japan fear America to the maximum, then make them love America to the maximum. | ||||
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Frequent Flyer | 1.11 | 08/04/2015 23:15:25 |
| Zip Kick 5 different thugs | ||||
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Pay Your Respects | 1.11 | 05/27/2015 02:38:28 |
| A moment of remembrance | ||||
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Bomb Squad | 1.10 | 08/04/2015 23:15:25 |
| Defuse all bombs in 3 minutes or less | ||||
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Punching Bag | 1.10 | 12/21/2015 03:10:52 |
| Melee kill 10 Snipers using The Classic. | ||||
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About As Politically Correct As Fur | 1.09 | 11/16/2016 20:42:50 |
| Give the patient a... scarf. | ||||
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Donald Trump Loves Making Love | 1.08 | 02/14/2017 18:41:05 |
| Make 3 countries love America to the maximum at the same time. | ||||
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This Is My Boomstick! | 1.08 | 07/14/2017 00:32:03 |
| Shoot Jason with the shotgun 13 times. | ||||
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Brainteaser | 1.08 | 08/03/2015 07:07:50 |
| Rescue the fifth hostage from Riddler | ||||
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Flawless Freeflow Fighter 2.0 | 1.07 | 08/04/2015 23:15:25 |
| Complete one combat challenge without taking damage (any character) | ||||
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Helltower: Hell on Wheels | 1.07 | 06/11/2016 01:09:28 |
| Send Redmond/Blutarch to Hell 10 times | ||||
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Ghost in the Machine | 1.07 | 01/25/2017 19:30:14 |
| Use a canteen charged with 'Teleport to Spawn' and then kill the bomb carrier within 5 seconds. | ||||
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Found 'em faster than GWB | 1.06 | 04/14/2017 18:53:19 |
| Discovered the hidden Taliban base. | ||||
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Señor Cornballer | 1.06 | 04/09/2017 02:40:10 |
| Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. | ||||
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A Better Mousetrap | 1.06 | 05/12/2017 02:42:15 |
| Kill three or more people with a single Mine explosive. | ||||
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Plan Nine to Outer Space | 1.06 | 06/02/2016 06:04:44 |
| Launch the rocket as all 9 classes. | ||||
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I should buy a boat | 1.06 | 04/02/2017 17:53:49 |
| Read the newspaper every day. | ||||
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Mano-a-mano | 1.06 | 08/20/2016 19:51:12 |
| Defeat Titan henchman without using Batarangs (any play mode) | ||||
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EDUCATED | 1.06 | 06/04/2015 19:10:19 |
| Collect 15 documents and complete 15 recordings | ||||
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A-Rod Who? | 1.05 | 04/06/2017 05:59:37 |
| Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. | ||||
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Eenie Meenie Miney Mo | 1.05 | 07/13/2017 07:31:14 |
| Successfully trap a counselor 13 times. | ||||
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Some Mettle for Some Metal | 1.05 | 02/14/2017 18:00:52 |
| Send aid to South America 30 times. | ||||
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Helltower: Skeleton Coup | 1.05 | 07/28/2016 00:26:16 |
| Kill 99 skeletons | ||||