| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
 |
Putin |
1.17 |
| No peace! Kill the Comrade! |
|
 |
Creeper |
0.93 |
| Load the crafting menu |
|
 |
Shot to the Heart |
0.93 |
| Defeat the Worm's heart |
|
 |
Ho Lee Fuke |
1.34 |
| Defeat Kang's weird faceship |
|
 |
You Played Yourself |
0.99 |
| Destroy bizarro Gamma Ray |
|
 |
Fire in the Sky |
1.05 |
| Survive the asteroid belt |
|
 |
Sweating Bullets |
2.15 |
| Destroy the Battle Dome without taking damage |
|
 |
Big Balls |
1.55 |
| Kill Kang :( |
|
 |
Yuri Gannadye |
1.37 |
| Kill the Comrade! |
|
 |
Into the Void |
1.55 |
| I understand and I wish to continue |
|
 |
Push Over |
1.97 |
| Okay. Fine! |
|
 |
Spineless |
2.15 |
| I am weak |
|
 |
I am a Real American |
1.41 |
| Hatred For None |
|
 |
Pass the Two Million Sunblock |
1.37 |
| Into the sun. Well done. |
|
 |
The Level Above Human |
1.75 |
| Beat Heaven |
|
 |
More Weirds |
1.67 |
| Complete level 666 |
|
 |
These Colors Don't Run |
1.34 |
| Destroy the Cock Sauce Factory |
|
 |
The Biggest Little |
1.41 |
| Complete 9-1 |
|
 |
Yeah, BRAH! |
1.37 |
| Get a million points on 1-1 |
|
 |
Hand over Fist |
0.95 |
| Rip both arms off a mech |
|
 |
No Respect |
1.29 |
| Skip credits |
|
 |
Nice shootin', Tex |
1.75 |
| Get an S Rank on level 7-1 or 10-1 |
|
 |
Tipper Gore |
1.61 |
| Complete a level with the middle finger censored |
