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1. When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party.
2. When life gives you lemons throw them at someone.
3. When life gives you lemons, ask for tequila and salt.
4. When life gives you lemons, tuck them in your bra. Couldn’t hurt, might help.
5. When life gives you lemons, grab them and eat them before he decides to take them back.
6. When life gives you lemons, you must clone those lemons and make, super lemons.
7. When life gives you lemons, suck out all of the vitamin C and yell “EAT THAT, LIFE!”
8. When life gives you lemons sell them on Ebay.
9. When life gives you lemons, pucker up.
10. When life gives you lemons, it’s time to upgrade to a BMW.
11. When life gives you lemons, drop them, then you will have lemon drops.
12. When life gives you lemons, unless life also hands you some water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck.
13. When life gives you lemons, then you know you are protected from scurvy.
14. When life gives you lemons, make a lemon pie.
15. When life gives you lemons, squeeze them on your fish and enjoy your meal.
16. When life hands you a lemon, say “Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?”

Achievements

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Game		#	Unlocked achievements				Locked achievements
			Current best	#	Points	%	Next easiest	#	Points	%
	Among Us	33	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5207335353	33	38.60	100
	Apex Legends	12	0.3732737005	2	0.72	16.7	0.2668069899	10	5.02	83.3
	BioShock Infinite	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1872446686	50	32.99	100
	Borderlands 2	50	0.8823699951	37	14.93	74	0.5105561614	13	12.17	26
	Borderlands 2 - Captain Scarlett and her Pirate's Booty	3	0.0043881238	1	0.00	33.3	0.5231422782	2	1.06	66.7
	Borderlands 2: Commander Lilith & the Fight for Sanctuary	6	0.4129190147	4	0.71	66.7	0.2510947883	2	0.82	33.3
	Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue’s Campaign of Carnage	3	0.0126440451	1	0.01	33.3	0.3612463176	2	0.95	66.7
	Borderlands 2: Sir Hammerlock’s Big Game Hunt	3	0.0058394442	1	0.01	33.3	0.3984111547	2	0.85	66.7
	Borderlands 2: Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep	10	0.5802509189	9	2.16	90	0.5158697367	1	0.52	10
	Borderlands 3	45	1.2657809258	40	24.31	88.9	0.5203740597	5	4.89	11.1
	Borderlands 3: Bounty of Blood	8	0.5540344119	8	1.79	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Borderlands 3: Designer's Cut	3	0.0053708837	1	0.01	33.3	0.2730488777	2	0.78	66.7
	Borderlands 3: Guns, Love, and Tentacles	8	0.4129316509	4	0.56	50	0.3724984825	4	2.13	50
	Borderlands 3: Moxxi's Heist of the Handsome Jackpot	7	0.3860915303	4	0.81	57.1	0.1815998703	3	0.92	42.9
	Borderlands 3: Psycho Krieg and the Fantastic Fustercluck	7	0.9506706595	7	4.86	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Borderlands GOTY	50	0.6894248128	30	12.63	60	0.2144989967	20	13.38	40
	Borderlands DLC: Claptrap’s New Robot Revolution	10	-1	0	0.00	0	0.7671746612	10	9.80	100
	Borderlands DLC: Mad Moxxi's Underdome Riot	5	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8544885516	5	6.01	100
	Borderlands DLC: The Secret Armory of General Knoxx	10	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5458973050	10	8.75	100
	Borderlands DLC: The Zombie Island of Dr. Ned	5	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5165464282	5	3.14	100
	Borderlands GOTY Enhanced	80	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6238324046	80	92.69	100
	Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel	50	1.2459309101	27	17.77	54	0.5597657561	23	27.34	46
	Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (2009)	50	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1318553984	50	26.40	100
	Cities: Skylines	43	0.9853261113	1	0.99	2.3	0.1435988545	42	66.45	97.7
	Counter-Strike 2	1	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6902241111	1	0.69	100
	Counter-Strike: Source	147	1.4260612726	128	96.17	87.1	0.9914613366	19	24.92	12.9
	Day of Defeat: Source	54	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6994982362	54	71.45	100
	Divinity: Original Sin (Classic)	63	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5799110532	63	77.39	100
	Divinity: Original Sin 2	97	0.4421806931	8	2.05	8.2	0.2970723212	89	79.39	91.8
	Divinity: Original Sin Enhanced Edition	54	1.5165544748	38	33.87	70.4	0.4725464880	16	19.73	29.6
	Europa Universalis IV	190	-1	0	0.00	0	0.5328805447	190	300.14	100
	FINAL FANTASY IX	85	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4199490249	85	85.51	100
	FINAL FANTASY VII (2013)	36	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2121596932	36	33.05	100
	FINAL FANTASY XIII	35	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2105320990	35	32.76	100
	From The Depths	53	-1	0	0.00	1.9	0.9527856112	53-1	135.67	100
	Garry's Mod	29	0.1030544341	2	0.19	6.9	0.1058686823	27	26.34	93.1
	Hades	49	1.0182446241	49	31.51	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Half-Life 2	69	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2780868113	69	95.30	100
	Halo: The Master Chief Collection	84	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1079743654	84	91.92	100
	Killing Floor	285	-1	0	0.00	0.4	0.2444493920	285-1	361.31	100
	Killing Floor Mod: Defence Alliance 2	30	-1	0	0.00	0	2.6663227081	30	81.15	100
	Left 4 Dead 2	101	0.9390416145	6	2.73	5.9	0.1660583466	95	99.59	94.1
	Men of War: Assault Squad	110	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6800026298	110	195.51	100
	Path of Exile	127	1.7070398331	93	92.60	73.2	0.6785225272	34	46.88	26.8
	Portal	15	0.1872508377	1	0.19	6.7	0.2563156486	14	10.48	93.3
	Portal 2	51	0.1900179833	3	0.52	5.9	0.2238899767	48	31.06	94.1
	Project Winter	67	0.9435197115	9	6.15	13.4	0.7289873958	58	80.23	86.6
	Red Faction Guerrilla Re-Mars-tered	57	-1	0	0.00	0	0.8279495239	57	117.65	100
	Red Faction: Guerrilla Steam Edition	60	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6511709690	60	106.59	100
	Robocraft	43	-1	0	0.00	0	0.9383157492	43	73.24	100
	SCP: Secret Laboratory	52	0.7218213677	7	3.51	13.5	0.4321692288	45	78.05	86.5
	Sid Meier's Civilization V	118	1.2787668705	36	16.05	30.5	0.4977566004	82	95.98	69.5
	Civilization V - Scenario Pack: Wonders of the Ancient World	15	0.0389851518	1	0.04	6.7	0.3191817105	14	16.41	93.3
	Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World	60	1.2337371111	6	4.12	10	0.5910261273	54	70.56	90
	Sid Meier's Civilization V: Gods and Kings	51	0.4155929685	8	1.73	15.7	0.1804856360	43	58.45	84.3
	SMITE	319	1.1803431511	20	12.86	6.3	0.6442062855	299	427.68	93.7
	South Park The Fractured But Whole	35	0.7817614675	26	13.08	74.3	0.6165413857	9	8.04	25.7
	South Park™: The Stick of Truth™	50	0.9712709785	22	10.29	44	0.3711237311	28	24.26	56
	Synergy	1	-1	0	0.00	0	1.7201874256	1	1.72	100
	Team Fortress 2	520	0.8196856380	89	40.63	17.9	0.2189019471	431-4	315.67	82.1
	Terraria	137	-1	0	0.00	0	0.1221743897	137	131.75	100
	Titan Quest Anniversary Edition	76	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6319504976	76	130.34	100
	Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II - Anniversary Edition	73	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6675234437	73	117.60	100
	Warhammer: Vermintide 2	26	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3900319040	26	23.38	100
	The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition	52	-1	0	0.00	0	0.3370995224	52	46.14	100
	The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt — Remastered	52	-1	0	0.00	0	0.2132057995	52	33.84	100

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