6407.7 hours playing time on record
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Swing Spot | 0.69 | 12/25/2022 17:50:05 |
| Poke the swing while dog is on it | ||||
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Summer House | 0.69 | 12/25/2022 17:50:05 |
| Find all the animals at the summer house | ||||
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Zombie with a Shotgun | 0.22 | 12/25/2022 17:15:19 |
| Collect the shotgun. | ||||
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Sustenance | 0.20 | 12/25/2022 13:46:07 |
| Receive a tasty treat. | ||||
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Up in Arms | 0.19 | 12/25/2022 13:27:59 |
| Install your first pistol upgrade. | ||||
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Smash and Grab | 0.18 | 12/25/2022 13:27:59 |
| Break open a supply crate with your hands. | ||||
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Quaranta Giorni | 0.16 | 12/25/2022 13:05:28 |
| Enter the Quarantine Zone. | ||||
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Dead Giveaway | 0.14 | 12/25/2022 12:29:57 |
| Loot a corpse. | ||||
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Mag-Snagger | 0.27 | 12/25/2022 12:25:36 |
| Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground. | ||||
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Hit and Run | 0.12 | 12/25/2022 12:19:40 |
| Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle. | ||||
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Good Grub | 0.25 | 12/25/2022 12:12:03 |
| Feed the snark. | ||||
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Gnome Alone | 0.24 | 12/25/2022 12:04:49 |
| If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space. | ||||
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Chock-a-Block | 1.08 | 12/21/2022 10:39:39 |
| Build a Tech that contains 50 different types of block (Campaign only) | ||||
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A Strange Artefact | 0.34 | 12/04/2022 14:32:34 |
| Complete Act I | ||||
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Cartographer | 0.29 | 12/04/2022 14:23:56 |
| Discover 15 locations | ||||
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Insomnia | 0.33 | 12/04/2022 00:13:53 |
| Complete an island without resting | ||||
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The Adventure Begins | 0.25 | 12/04/2022 00:13:53 |
| Finish the first expedition in 1886 | ||||
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Chosen One | 0.17 | 12/02/2022 22:27:45 |
| Dodge 4 bullets at the same time. | ||||
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Slice & Dice | 0.35 | 12/02/2022 22:15:55 |
| Cut a few bullets in a row using a bladed weapon. | ||||
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Butter Hands | 0.16 | 12/02/2022 22:15:03 |
| Throw 100 objects. | ||||
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First Day on the Job | 0.46 | 12/02/2022 21:57:48 |
| Complete your first mission | ||||
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You Are Prepared | 0.14 | 12/01/2022 22:53:56 |
| Complete the tutorial. | ||||
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Jumper | 0.47 | 11/30/2022 19:50:24 |
| Jump 20 times. | ||||
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Wall Runner | 0.47 | 11/30/2022 19:49:24 |
| Execute a wall run for the first time. | ||||
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Power Jump | 0.45 | 11/30/2022 19:48:14 |
| Kill an enemy while jumping. | ||||
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Guns, Fire, and Fake Plants. Welcome to the Life of a Spy | 0.28 | 11/30/2022 19:40:20 |
| Finish Spy Training | ||||
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Howdy Partner! | 0.54 | 11/24/2022 20:25:47 |
| Build your first city | ||||
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...Take on the Words! | 1.00 | 11/17/2022 09:59:43 |
| Sit through the end credits | ||||
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Mental Patience | 1.01 | 11/17/2022 09:57:30 |
| Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene | ||||
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That Should Have Worked | 1.19 | 11/15/2022 14:54:41 |
| Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug | ||||
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Now You're Pushing It | 1.12 | 11/15/2022 14:46:41 |
| Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out | ||||
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Police Academy | 0.28 | 11/14/2022 19:50:55 |
| Complete all cases on the Patrol desk. | ||||
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Games History Major | 0.84 | 11/14/2022 15:03:08 |
| Play Maniac Mansion | ||||
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We're All Brothers | 1.02 | 11/14/2022 15:00:20 |
| Ask the IRS agents if they're related | ||||
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Energy Conscious | 1.01 | 11/14/2022 14:59:02 |
| Turn off the television | ||||
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ESRB Violation | 1.22 | 11/14/2022 14:57:34 |
| Laverne thinks about eating the cat | ||||
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Are You My Mummy? | 1.04 | 11/14/2022 14:54:07 |
| Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids | ||||
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Rap Sheet: Forger | 1.20 | 11/14/2022 14:50:17 |
| Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen | ||||
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Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This | 1.23 | 11/14/2022 14:49:08 |
| Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside | ||||
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Rap Sheet: Fraud | 1.14 | 11/14/2022 14:40:42 |
| Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone | ||||
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Master Plumber | 1.19 | 11/14/2022 14:19:59 |
| Flush 50 objects through time | ||||
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That Joke Never Gets Old | 1.14 | 11/14/2022 14:17:30 |
| Squirt five different people with disappearing ink | ||||
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And Then the Universe Implodes | 1.08 | 11/14/2022 14:15:40 |
| Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone | ||||
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You Call That a Hint? | 1.14 | 11/14/2022 14:12:34 |
| Try to wash the dirty car with the brush | ||||
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Missing Pink | 1.15 | 11/14/2022 14:10:09 |
| Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone | ||||
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And Then the Universe Explodes | 1.02 | 11/14/2022 14:05:40 |
| Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees | ||||
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That Only Works With Alligators | 1.02 | 11/14/2022 13:59:42 |
| Try to flush the hamster | ||||
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I'm Sure He'd Never Notice | 1.16 | 11/14/2022 13:53:48 |
| Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album | ||||
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Voiding the Warranty | 1.07 | 11/14/2022 13:47:17 |
| Try to put something metal in the microwave | ||||
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Manned Mission | 1.17 | 11/07/2022 11:37:57 |
| Hire a crewmember | ||||