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Hello. Let me tell you a bit about myself. I was born like anyone else in a hospital. My childhood was uneventful, and I spent my nights dreaming about greater things.

As I approached the tender age of 10, I went to middle school. Life was normal. I spent my days dreaming about being someone bigger...being someone who is a hero.

But when I became 11 years old, a huge event happened that changed me for the rest of my life. I found out that I was a wizard and was to go to a school called "Hogwarts". This information came from a big man named "Hagrid" who was quite touchy feely, and who I think was quite frankly a pervert. Alas, we digress. As I attended Hogwarts and learned magic, my body began to change. I was starting to grow hair in places where hair should not exist, and started doing unscrupulous activites. I thought to myself that this is just a phase and let it go.

At 15, I started a little conglomerate with my dear friend Ronald Weasley. The business was focused on doing unscrupulous activies. We both came up with a variety of spells that ranged from Viagra like effects to being able to please multiple partners. But our overtly actions attracted too much attention. Soon the gig was up. The headmaster Dumbledore was quite furious and we got charged with running a prostitution ring among a plethora of other charges. This left me and Ronald only one choice, we ran.

With the help of Ronald's flying car, we managed to get far away to be safe. The car crash landed in the sea, where we were picked up by Somalian pirates. These gentleman were quite the connoisseurs at stealing ♥♥♥♥ in general. They proceeded to kidnap us against our will. Since we had lost our wands in the crash landing, we had no choice but to comply. At night we decided to escape. As we made our way upstairs out of the holding cell, we encountered a group of Somalian pirates. Ronald was killed in a hail of gunfire while I managed to escape with my life.I managed to hold onto a piece of driftwood and safely made it to Africa.

A man named Yoruba found me and nurtured me back to life. Yoruba was the leader of a local milita group and he forced many Nigerians to dig for diamonds. Soon, I found myself plunged into the world of diamonds and slavery. I had a posse of 100 Nigerians who I forced to dig for diamonds. I was involved in this business for many months until I came across a very big and pink diamond. I made a plan to steal the diamond and to head for America.

Yoruba found out about my plans and chased after me with his many Nigerian comrades. I was constantly on the run, ever fearing for my life. A vicious gun fight broke out when the Federation Army of Africa came upon Yoruba's milita group. In the ensuing gunfire, I managed to escape.

I managed to sell my diamond and settled down in Hawaii. I opened a Shark Sandwich shop and hired a Japanese worker named Hayate who is my cook. We fish for sharks everyday with harpoons and then cook them and sell Shark Sandwiches.

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Juego		nº	Logros desbloqueados				Logros bloqueados
			Mejor actual	nº	Puntos	%	Sig. más fácil	nº	Puntos	%
	Airport Madness 3D: Volume 2	52	-1	0	0,00	0	1.2874499559	52	101,38	100
	Alien Swarm	66	1.2934124470	32	18,98	48,5	0.6153927445	34	38,92	51,5
	Alien Swarm: Reactive Drop	198	1.5712873936	22	16,93	11,1	0.4888038337	176	326,56	88,9
	Aliens vs. Predator	50	0.9998739958	10	5,36	20	0.5964593887	40	42,63	80
	Amnesia: The Dark Descent	18	-1	0	0,00	0	1.1077080965	18	28,83	100
	Among Us	33	-1	0	0,00	0	0.5162209272	33	38,70	100
	ARK: Survival Evolved	31	1.1217612028	1	1,12	3,2	0.5316311121	30	36,75	96,8
	Audiosurf	19	-1	0	0,00	0	0.1354404837	19	16,59	100
	Bastion	24	0.5560873747	4	1,43	16,7	0.3033530414	20	20,92	83,3
	Batman: Arkham Asylum GOTY Edition	47	-1	0	0,00	0	0.3295062482	47	36,56	100
	Battle Chasers: Nightwar	48	1.4798142910	30	31,71	62,5	0.8221781254	18	25,34	37,5
	Beat Hazard	25	0.7644194961	15	5,92	60	0.4380108118	10	7,53	40
	Beat Hazard Ultra	22	0.5802128911	4	1,49	18,2	0.3399724066	18	14,27	81,8
	BioShock 2	60	-1	0	0,00	0	0.8241998553	60	86,96	100
	BioShock 2 Remastered	45	-1	0	0,00	6,7	0.8885911107	45-3	59,04	100
	BioShock 2: Minerva's Den Remastered	8	-1	0	0,00	0	1.0181721449	8	9,02	100
	BioShock Remastered	65	-1	0	0,00	0	0.5035330057	65	73,83	100
	Borderlands 2	50	0.6818453074	29	9,05	58	0.4346640110	21	17,59	42
	Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel	50	0.8871796131	20	10,97	40	0.5531916022	30	33,87	60
	Bound By Flame	41	0.9116887450	6	4,08	14,6	0.8152613044	35	44,03	85,4
	BRINK	36	1.5462428331	27	23,36	75	1.0009762049	9	14,04	25
	Bunch Of Heroes	57	1.1254346371	5	3,77	8,8	0.6856099367	52	89,68	91,2
	Call of Duty: Ghosts	40	-1	0	0,00	0	0.2022096664	40	23,56	100
	Call of Duty: Ghosts - Multiplayer	10	-1	0	0,00	0	0.5864475965	10	12,73	100
	Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (2009)	50	0.3430974782	13	2,77	26	0.2811298668	37	23,71	74
	Chainsaw Warrior: Lords of the Night	35	-1	0	0,00	0	1.1629874706	35	70,59	100
	Chivalry: Medieval Warfare	49	1.5724146366	19	18,93	38,8	0.8979991674	30	41,21	61,2
	Cities: Skylines	35	0.3686443269	4	1,09	11,4	0.3330705464	31	32,07	88,6
	Counter-Strike 2	1	-1	0	0,00	0	0.8163800836	1	0,82	100
	Counter-Strike: Source	147	0.3502379060	10	2,72	6,8	0.2510362864	137	118,54	93,2
	Crusader Kings II	32	-1	0	0,00	0	0.9823737144	32	52,73	100
	Expansion - Crusader Kings II: Legacy of Rome	2	-1	0	0,00	0	0.8997866511	2	1,98	100
	DARK SOULS™ II	38	0.3605102301	15	4,00	39,5	0.2737057507	23	15,01	60,5
	DARK SOULS™ III	43	0.5503717065	30	9,88	69,8	0.2810447514	13	9,85	30,2
	DARK SOULS™: Prepare To Die Edition	41	-1	0	0,00	0	0.2311438918	41	32,99	100
	The Darkness II	50	0.9521088004	8	5,57	16	0.7191115022	42	47,19	84
	Darksiders	43	1.5106599331	27	24,11	62,8	0.8934504986	16	22,26	37,2
	Darksiders II	50	1.2750942707	29	22,09	62	0.8884060383	21-2	27,72	38
	Darksiders Warmastered Edition	43	-1	0	0,00	0	0.7973358035	43	53,23	100
	DayZ	13	-1	0	0,00	0	0.8728431463	13	21,40	100
	Dead by Daylight	59	0.9442487955	24	10,10	40,7	0.5099788904	35	46,74	59,3
	Dead by Daylight - A Lullaby for the Dark Chapter	6	0.2541512251	1	0,25	16,7	0.0254291762	5	3,70	83,3
	Dead by Daylight - A Nightmare on Elm Street™	6	0.1871308088	2	0,27	33,3	0.2002600133	4	2,28	66,7
	Dead by Daylight - Of Flesh and Mud Chapter	6	0.0895864889	1	0,09	16,7	0.5472666621	5	3,49	83,3
	Dead by Daylight - Spark of Madness Chapter	6	0.1878931969	2	0,29	33,3	0.4304212928	4	2,71	66,7
	Dead by Daylight - The Halloween® Chapter	6	0.1451319754	1	0,15	16,7	0.2614741325	5	3,78	83,3
	Dead by Daylight - The Last Breath Chapter	6	0.1826788932	1	0,18	16,7	0.1309935451	5	3,45	83,3
	Dead Island	48	1.2173804045	31	18,02	64,6	0.5590352416	17	18,30	35,4
	Dead Island Riptide	35	1.1959142685	21	15,37	60	0.8846566677	14	17,85	40
	Dead Island: Epidemic	54	0.8726581931	4	2,70	100	0.7080309391	50-50	88,22	0
	Deadlight	31	0.5259448886	12	4,35	38,7	0.4455446303	19	16,35	61,3
	Destiny 2	13	0.6243206859	5	2,42	38,5	0.4720060229	8	6,03	61,5
	Deus Ex: Human Revolution	49	1.1006391048	24	11,79	49	0.2790126204	25	18,26	51
	Dishonored	50	1.2055270672	22	12,98	44	0.3565797806	28	23,81	56
	Dishonored 2	50	1.1310290098	24	14,17	48	0.6023001075	26	25,46	52
	Divinity: Original Sin (Classic)	63	1.6548016071	31	32,84	49,2	0.5725125670	32	43,41	50,8
	Divinity: Original Sin Enhanced Edition	54	0.9874724150	17	11,52	31,5	0.4514344633	37	40,97	68,5
	Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen	59	0.7063764334	15	6,78	25,4	0.5971394777	44	47,50	74,6
	Dungeon Defenders	78	1.0975993872	17	11,31	21,8	0.7675665021	61	95,78	78,2
	Dungeon Defenders II	18	0.4061351717	2	0,75	11,1	0.5177709460	16	16,60	88,9
	Dungeon Siege III	44	-1	0	0,00	0	0.8835197091	44	67,31	100
	Dying Light	53	0.5295794010	16	3,61	30,2	0.2117441446	37	24,09	69,8
	E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy	100	0.8520390391	8	4,78	8	0.3716315031	92	140,43	92
	ELDEN RING	42	0.5831883550	36	10,02	85,7	0.5457263589	6	3,76	14,3
	The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim	50	0.5402134061	25	7,31	50	0.3267647922	25	14,42	50
	Expeditions: Viking	40	-1	0	0,00	0	0.9537424445	40	66,63	100
	F.E.A.R. 3	50	0.8806088567	2	1,40	4	0.5904509425	48	70,43	96
	Fallout 4	50	0.5305336118	21	6,14	42	0.3176413178	29	19,38	58
	Fallout: New Vegas	50	1.0134279728	16	8,95	32	0.3797906935	34	30,98	68
	Fallout New Vegas: Dead Money	5	-1	0	0,00	0	0.5598181486	5	3,23	100
	Fallout New Vegas: Honest Hearts	5	0.6038499475	1	0,60	20	0.6410414577	4	2,98	80
	Fallout New Vegas®: Gun Runners’ Arsenal™	5	0.1331376731	2	0,20	40	0.6178922057	3	1,94	60
	Garry's Mod	29	0.1030908898	2	0,19	6,9	0.1059768051	27	26,44	93,1
	Gauntlet™	43	0.9390100241	10	6,00	23,3	0.5973024368	33	51,47	76,7
	Grim Dawn	86	0.6103695035	15	5,60	17,4	0.4233524799	71	81,78	82,6
	Guns of Icarus Online	849	1.1568980217	12	8,89	1,4	0.9677052498	837	2528,71	98,6
	Half-Life 2	69	-1	0	0,00	0	0.2703001499	69	114,53	100
	HELLDIVERS™	39	0.8391212225	17	7,22	43,6	0.5097287893	22	24,58	56,4
	Hitman: Absolution	47	0.5474214554	22	8,49	63,8	0.4032549858	25-8	22,42	36,2
	How to Survive	25	1.3674931526	6	3,43	24	0.3603989184	19	24,17	76
	The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing	95	1.4509786367	56	38,69	58,9	0.5531564951	39	53,38	41,1
	The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing II	63	1.7319623232	21	25,22	33,3	1.1568260193	42	74,14	66,7
	The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing III	61	-1	0	0,00	0	1.0216245651	61	96,93	100
	The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing: Final Cut	50	1.6093384027	26	31,36	52	1.0867538452	24	44,85	48
	Injustice: Gods Among Us Ultimate Edition	50	-1	0	0,00	0	0.6308498979	50	73,17	100
	Just Cause 2	50	0.3108791411	4	1,03	8	0.5441763401	46	48,90	92
	Killing Floor	285	1.1100717783	31	19,86	11,2	0.3983339965	254-1	341,79	88,8
	Killing Floor 2	307	0.9319918156	37	18,61	12,1	0.2817221582	270	290,78	87,9
	Killing Floor Mod: Defence Alliance 2	30	-1	0	0,00	0	2.7049062252	30	82,44	100
	Kingdom Come: Deliverance	52	0.8564176559	15	8,99	28,8	0.6699441671	37	45,32	71,2
	Kung Fu Strike: The Warrior's Rise	12	0.6297291517	2	1,18	16,7	0.7076770067	10	15,78	83,3
	Left 4 Dead 2	101	0.5671360493	11	4,16	10,9	0.3672810793	90	99,22	89,1
	LIMBO	13	-1	0	0,00	0	0.4493691027	13	11,53	100
	Loadout	28	-1	0	0,00	0	0.4615593553	28	39,28	100
	Lords Of The Fallen	56	1.4305258989	26	20,05	46,4	0.8833818436	30	40,77	53,6
	Lost Ark	156	0.5516336560	28	11,44	17,9	0.4809961617	128	162,65	82,1
	Magic 2014	38	0.7341931462	15	6,65	39,5	0.4591093659	23	18,12	60,5
	Magic: The Gathering - Duels of the Planeswalkers 2013	25	0.8798517585	16	6,30	64	0.1518435478	9	5,95	36
	Magic: The Gathering — Duels of the Planeswalkers 2012	20	0.5674872994	11	3,82	55	0.1730657369	9	4,55	45
	Magicka	52	0.9929042459	31	13,37	59,6	0.4087902009	21	25,77	40,4
	Magicka: Vietnam	2	-1	0	0,00	0	1.3339122534	2	2,77	100
	Magicka 2	47	0.6299051642	5	2,69	10,6	0.7234203219	42	67,34	89,4
	Marvel Heroes Omega	91	-1	0	0,00	100	1.3612507582	91-91	184,20	100
	Max Payne 3	46	-1	0	0,00	0	0.3117013574	46	47,87	100
	Metro 2033	48	1.2201404572	20	17,64	41,7	1.0004500151	28	40,22	58,3
	Metro: Last Light Complete Edition	50	1.2670576572	26	21,24	52	0.8166232705	24	31,37	48
	Metro: Last Light - Ranger Mode	2	0.1382431984	2	0,14	100	100	0	0,00	0
	Middle-earth™: Shadow of Mordor™	51	0.8043713570	18	6,15	35,3	0.2708435059	33	21,02	64,7
	Mordheim: City of the Damned	106	1.1972460747	6	6,22	5,7	1.1477973461	100	212,93	94,3
	Mount & Blade: Warband	80	-1	0	0,00	1,3	0.3081278205	80-1	70,74	100
	Mount & Blade: With Fire and Sword	21	-1	0	0,00	0	0.7918377519	21	32,17	100
	Nation Red	145	0.6528714299	10	4,80	6,9	0.2897850573	135	171,28	93,1
	Natural Selection 2	137	-1	0	0,00	0	1.1099504232	137	384,42	100
	Nosgoth	80	-1	0	0,00	0	0.7959061265	80	178,28	100
	Nuclear Dawn	58	-1	0	0,00	0	0.6317952275	58	88,78	100
	Orcs Must Die!	27	0.9993456602	9	5,48	33,3	0.5458427668	18	20,98	66,7
	Orcs Must Die! 2	27	0.8565232158	11	5,93	40,7	0.7970552444	16	20,54	59,3
	Outward	47	1.2161538601	12	8,80	25,5	0.6332176924	35	54,52	74,5
	Path of Exile	127	1.1307649612	13	9,73	10,2	0.3443085849	114	131,37	89,8
	PAYDAY: The Heist	48	0.4971276224	1	0,50	2,1	0.2121878415	47	60,71	97,9
	Pony Island	20	-1	0	0,00	0	0.3143937588	20	12,24	100
	QuestRun	13	-1	0	0,00	0	0.7274354696	13	16,65	100
	RAGE	50	0.8725037575	9	4,83	18	0.2256092876	41	40,24	82
	Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad - Single Player	29	-1	0	0,00	0	0.8222203851	29	45,93	100
	The Red Solstice	73	2.2099611759	11	18,78	15,1	1.2663323879	62	138,62	84,9
	Resident Evil 2	44	0.4802227020	21	5,28	47,7	0.2653383613	23	17,28	52,3
	Resident Evil 5	50	-1	0	0,00	0	0.4289253950	50	40,92	100
	Resident Evil 6	50	1.1323076487	31	17,98	62	0.4836482406	19	21,02	38
	Rising Storm/Red Orchestra 2 Multiplayer	140	-1	0	0,00	16,4	0.5177145004	140-23	258,41	100
	Saints Row IV	53	0.4893654585	11	2,58	22,6	0.4336214066	42-1	33,70	77,4
	Saints Row: The Third	53	0.6669577360	21	8,17	41,5	0.4512457252	32-1	27,30	58,5
	Saints Row: The Third - The Trouble with Clones DLC	10	0.0144434758	1	0,01	10	0.0281320885	9	1,61	90
	Sanctum	79	1.5691419840	7	6,04	8,9	0.4981296957	72	109,13	91,1
	Sanctum 2	43	0.8828224540	9	5,38	20,9	1.0756422281	34	58,91	79,1
	Serious Sam 3: BFE	61	0.8674164414	14	8,01	23	0.3923038244	47	56,96	77
	Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun	44	1.2150337696	16	14,66	36,4	0.7631269693	28	37,35	63,6
	Sid Meier's Civilization V	118	0.8814706802	16	4,16	13,6	0.2966040075	102	108,14	86,4
	Sid Meier's Civilization V: Gods and Kings	51	0.2362999469	5	0,65	9,8	0.1810702533	46	59,80	90,2
	Slay the Spire	46	0.3527571261	10	2,57	21,7	0.3064122498	36	29,89	78,3
	Sleeping Dogs™	50	0.9221310616	21	8,33	42	0.3869136870	29	25,57	58
	SMITE	319	1.2670345306	15	9,97	4,7	0.4484636486	304	433,71	95,3
	Sniper Elite V2	41	1.0286904573	21	12,06	51,2	0.5812909007	20	25,81	48,8
	Sniper: Ghost Warrior	24	0.6431649327	1	0,64	4,2	0.6216211915	23	27,08	95,8
	Space Engineers	29	-1	0	0,00	0	0.5473942161	29	47,68	100
	STAR WARS™ Knights of the Old Republic™ II: The Sith Lords™	57	1.0346572399	4	3,38	7	0.7805220485	53	73,07	93
	State of Decay	30	0.2995265722	4	0,83	13,3	0.1960995644	26	18,07	86,7
	State of Decay - Breakdown	8	-1	0	0,00	0	1.0510655642	8	9,81	100
	Strike Suit Zero	15	-1	0	0,00	0	0.4007487297	15	19,14	100
	Supreme Commander 2	47	0.8513149619	3	2,27	6,4	0.6374403238	44	53,57	93,6
	Surgeon Simulator	72	0.4479553699	2	0,64	2,8	0.2792145014	70	87,87	97,2
	Surviving Mars	50	-1	0	0,00	0	0.7876908779	50	75,68	100
	Team Fortress 2	520	0.8581507206	216	106,94	42,3	0.3244324625	304-4	255,83	57,7
	Three Dead Zed	14	-1	0	0,00	0	1.3161262274	14	27,70	100
	Titan Quest Anniversary Edition	76	-1	0	0,00	0	0.6247527003	76	129,96	100
	Tomb Raider	50	0.8904024363	12	6,12	24	0.4460591972	38	40,11	76
	Torchlight	66	0.1909467727	1	0,19	1,5	0.2290546447	65	75,09	98,5
	Torchlight II	119	1.2413634062	32	13,52	26,9	0.1901418567	87	82,67	73,1
	Torchlight III	59	0.1912440658	4	0,67	6,8	0.2915162742	55	61,21	93,2
	Total War: ROME II - Emperor Edition	109	1.2417354584	37	19,92	34,9	0.2861752510	72-1	98,77	65,1
	Total War: SHOGUN 2	106	1.6581163406	20	21,54	18,9	0.6520343423	86	145,57	81,1
	Total War: WARHAMMER	135	1.4029017687	37	25,67	27,4	0.6143732667	98	122,35	72,6
	Train Simulator Classic 2024	84	-1	0	0,00	2,4	0.9552913904	84-2	149,82	100
	Trine 2	66	0.5785831809	2	0,99	3	0.2716130316	64	69,94	97
	Two Worlds II HD	47	-1	0	0,00	0	1.3718971014	47	96,12	100
	Two Worlds II - Pirates of the Flying Fortress	9	-1	0	0,00	0	1.9418740273	9	17,81	100
	Ultra Street Fighter IV	67	0.4480094612	1	0,45	1,5	0.6768850088	66	98,71	98,5
	Universe Sandbox Legacy	16	0.2645877302	3	0,49	18,8	0.3475444615	13	13,87	81,3
	Victor Vran	50	0.8816549182	16	10,70	32	0.7999984622	34	46,70	68
	The Walking Dead	40	0.4418203831	24	9,05	60	0.4527300000	16	7,51	40
	Warframe	193	0.2570785582	5	1,10	3,6	0.2075901181	188-2	159,97	96,4
	Wargame: European Escalation	29	-1	0	0,00	0	0.5993161798	29	45,15	100
	Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine - Anniversary Edition	51	0.8472872376	18	11,56	35,3	0.7372897267	33	46,23	64,7
	Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide	88	1.2366148233	36	25,51	40,9	0.6310760975	52	93,49	59,1
	Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide Last Stand	6	0.8180579543	3	1,33	50	0.9117672443	3	3,62	50
	Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide Schluesselschloss	3	0.8462203741	1	0,85	33,3	0.9199219346	2	2,16	66,7
	Warhammer: Vermintide 2	26	1.2775576115	19	13,33	73,1	1.1843369007	7	9,16	26,9
	The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition	52	1.2408680916	17	11,40	32,7	0.6454949379	35	34,88	67,3
	XCOM 2	50	0.7426428199	22	9,63	46	0.4608810246	28-1	30,95	54
	XCOM: Enemy Unknown	50	0.6022507548	27	10,58	54	0.5677682161	23	25,15	46
	Ziggurat	38	0.4749982953	2	0,81	5,3	0.4319434464	36	40,52	94,7