| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
 |
Beat Level 1 |
0.86 |
| You Managed to Beat The Easiest Level |
|
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Died |
0.90 |
| Well, at Least This isn't Real Life... |
|
 |
Open The Game |
0.84 |
| Good Luck! |
|
 |
Unlock Orange |
0.86 |
|
|
 |
Beat Level 2 |
0.95 |
| Slowly Proving That You're Not Terrible |
|
 |
Beat Level 3 |
1.18 |
| *Insert Inspirational Message* |
|
 |
Beat Level 4 |
1.18 |
| You're Getting Better...Slowly |
|
 |
Beat Level 5 |
1.32 |
| You Almost Deserve a Medal...Almost |
|
 |
Beat Level 6 |
1.45 |
| Okay, We Get It |
|
 |
Beat Level 7 |
1.53 |
| If Only You Could Do This Well at Life |
|
 |
Beat Level 8 |
1.62 |
| Better Aim Than a Storm Trooper |
|
 |
Beat Level 9 |
1.75 |
| *Slow Clap* |
|
 |
Beat Level 10 |
1.92 |
| Your Progress Stats are Overwhelmingly Disappointing |
|
 |
Beat Level 11 |
1.92 |
| We'd Rather Be Transferred into a Potato Than Watch You Play |
|
 |
Beat Level 12 |
1.92 |
| Pride and Accomplishment, No DLC Required |
|
 |
Won The Game |
1.92 |
| Congratulations on Beating the Game! |
|
 |
Unlock White |
1.18 |
|
|
 |
Unlock Pink |
1.53 |
|
|
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Unlock Blue |
1.18 |
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