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An example of recursion An example of recursion 0.33 09/15/2021 23:53:22
Have 350 fractal engines.
Déjà vu Déjà vu 0.33 09/15/2021 23:09:42
Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Invited to yesterday's party Invited to yesterday's party 0.32 09/15/2021 18:15:20
Have 400 time machines.
Dicey business Dicey business 0.32 09/15/2021 18:04:14
Have 350 chancemakers.
Mind your language Mind your language 0.32 09/15/2021 18:04:07
Have 300 javascript consoles.
Humble rebeginnings Humble rebeginnings 0.32 09/15/2021 16:32:10
Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Mass Easteria Mass Easteria 0.39 09/14/2021 18:07:44
Unlock 14 eggs.
Renaissance baker Renaissance baker 0.33 09/14/2021 17:55:54
Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Space space space space space Space space space space space 0.32 09/14/2021 17:55:40
Have 450 shipments.
Living on a prayer Living on a prayer 0.35 09/14/2021 17:55:35
Have 550 temples.
My world's on fire, how about yours My world's on fire, how about yours 0.32 09/14/2021 17:55:34
Have 500 temples.
Checks out Checks out 0.34 09/14/2021 17:55:33
Have 550 banks.
Self-manmade man Self-manmade man 0.33 09/14/2021 17:55:30
Have 550 factories.
In the green In the green 0.33 09/14/2021 17:55:27
Have 600 farms.
Overripe Overripe 0.32 09/14/2021 17:55:25
Have 550 farms.
Okay boomer Okay boomer 0.32 09/14/2021 17:55:24
Have 600 grandmas.
With her finger and her thumb With her finger and her thumb 0.32 09/14/2021 17:55:23
Have 600 cursors.
Green cookies sleep furiously Green cookies sleep furiously 0.32 09/14/2021 17:55:05
Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Panic! at Nabisco Panic! at Nabisco 0.32 09/14/2021 17:53:40
Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Set for life Set for life 0.32 09/14/2021 17:53:39
Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Rookie numbers Rookie numbers 0.72 09/14/2021 17:53:33
Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Egging on Egging on 0.36 09/14/2021 17:49:10
Unlock 7 eggs.
Spell it out for you Spell it out for you 0.32 09/14/2021 16:12:24
Have 450 wizard towers.
Get the show on, get paid Get the show on, get paid 0.32 09/14/2021 15:18:27
Have 500 banks.
Vengeful and almighty Vengeful and almighty 0.31 09/14/2021 14:58:48
Have 450 temples.
Bicentennial and a half Bicentennial and a half 0.32 09/13/2021 23:24:07
Have at least 250 of everything.
Spoils and plunder Spoils and plunder 0.32 09/13/2021 23:24:03
Have 250 idleverses.
The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had 0.31 09/13/2021 23:23:52
Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Manafest destiny Manafest destiny 0.32 09/13/2021 23:23:47
Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Save your breath because that's all you've got left Save your breath because that's all you've got left 0.31 09/13/2021 23:23:25
Have 450 banks.
Push it to the limit Push it to the limit 0.32 09/13/2021 23:22:49
Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Out of one, many Out of one, many 0.31 09/13/2021 23:22:34
Have 300 fractal engines.
Way back then Way back then 0.31 09/13/2021 23:20:41
Have 350 time machines.
He comes He comes 0.31 09/13/2021 23:20:27
Have 350 portals.
Be a lady Be a lady 0.31 09/13/2021 23:20:16
Have 300 chancemakers.
A model of document object A model of document object 0.31 09/13/2021 23:19:57
Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Thus spoke you Thus spoke you 0.31 09/13/2021 23:19:52
Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Reverse funnel system Reverse funnel system 0.31 09/13/2021 23:19:47
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Rarefied air Rarefied air 0.31 09/13/2021 23:15:42
Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Eating its own Eating its own 0.31 09/13/2021 23:15:17
Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Running with scissors Running with scissors 0.31 09/13/2021 23:04:26
Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing 0.31 09/13/2021 23:02:03
Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
You get nothing You get nothing 0.31 09/13/2021 22:57:12
Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Elder calm Elder calm 0.33 09/13/2021 22:53:10
Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
The Prestige The Prestige 0.31 09/13/2021 22:51:57
Have 400 wizard towers.
That's just peanuts to space That's just peanuts to space 0.31 09/13/2021 22:51:56
Have 400 shipments.
Break the mold Break the mold 0.31 09/13/2021 22:50:59
Have 500 factories.
Hey now, you're a rock Hey now, you're a rock 0.31 09/13/2021 22:50:59
Have 500 mines.
In-cog-neato In-cog-neato 0.31 09/13/2021 22:50:59
Have 450 factories.
Cave story Cave story 0.31 09/13/2021 22:50:59
Have 450 mines.
But wait 'til you get older But wait 'til you get older 0.31 09/13/2021 22:50:58
Have 550 grandmas.
Sharpest tool in the shed Sharpest tool in the shed 0.31 09/13/2021 22:50:58
Have 500 farms.
Defense of the ancients Defense of the ancients 0.30 09/13/2021 22:50:58
Have 500 grandmas.
Make like a tree Make like a tree 0.30 09/13/2021 22:50:58
Have 450 farms.
Holy cookies, grandma! Holy cookies, grandma! 0.31 09/13/2021 22:50:57
Have 400 temples.
Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals 0.30 09/13/2021 22:50:57
Have 500 cursors.
Pray on the weak Pray on the weak 0.30 09/13/2021 22:50:57
Have 350 temples.
Treacle tart economics Treacle tart economics 0.30 09/13/2021 22:50:56
Have 400 banks.
In full gear In full gear 0.30 09/13/2021 22:50:56
Have 400 factories.
And I need it now And I need it now 0.30 09/13/2021 22:50:56
Have 350 banks.
Ex machina Ex machina 0.30 09/13/2021 22:50:56
Have 350 factories.
Mine? Mine? 0.30 09/13/2021 22:50:55
Have 400 mines.
Harvest moon Harvest moon 0.30 09/13/2021 22:50:55
Have 400 farms.
Romancing the stone Romancing the stone 0.30 09/13/2021 22:50:55
Have 350 mines.
101st birthday 101st birthday 0.30 09/13/2021 22:50:53
Have 450 grandmas.
Worth its weight in lead Worth its weight in lead 0.31 09/13/2021 22:50:49
Have 400 alchemy labs.
All that glitters is gold All that glitters is gold 0.31 09/13/2021 22:50:48
Have 350 alchemy labs.
Once you've seen one Once you've seen one 0.31 09/13/2021 22:50:04
Have 200 idleverses.
Brought to you by the letter 🍪 Brought to you by the letter 🍪 0.31 09/13/2021 22:49:18
Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
The proof of the cookie is in the baking The proof of the cookie is in the baking 0.30 09/13/2021 22:46:26
Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Up to code Up to code 0.30 09/13/2021 22:45:39
Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unreal Unreal 0.30 09/13/2021 22:45:38
Have 150 idleverses.
It's a kind of magic It's a kind of magic 0.30 09/13/2021 22:44:45
Have 350 wizard towers.
And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience 0.30 09/13/2021 22:44:45
Have 300 wizard towers.
Make it so Make it so 0.31 09/13/2021 22:44:44
Have 350 shipments.
Forbidden zone Forbidden zone 0.30 09/13/2021 22:44:44
Have 300 portals.
Gold, Jerry! Gold! Gold, Jerry! Gold! 0.30 09/13/2021 22:44:44
Have 300 alchemy labs.
It's not delivery It's not delivery 0.30 09/13/2021 22:44:44
Have 300 shipments.
Heat death Heat death 0.30 09/13/2021 22:44:43
Have 250 time machines.
A place lost in time A place lost in time 0.30 09/13/2021 22:44:43
Have 250 portals.
Microcosm Microcosm 0.30 09/13/2021 22:44:42
Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Ever in your favor Ever in your favor 0.31 09/13/2021 22:44:40
Have 250 chancemakers.
Last recurse Last recurse 0.31 09/13/2021 22:44:39
Have 250 fractal engines.
More of the same More of the same 0.30 09/13/2021 22:44:39
Have 200 fractal engines.
In the mouth of madness In the mouth of madness 0.31 09/13/2021 22:44:23
Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Jellicles Jellicles 0.30 09/13/2021 22:44:18
Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Yes I love technology Yes I love technology 0.30 09/13/2021 22:44:18
Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
We're gonna need a bigger bakery We're gonna need a bigger bakery 0.30 09/13/2021 22:43:58
Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Are you gonna eat all that? Are you gonna eat all that? 0.30 09/13/2021 22:43:58
Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Polymath Polymath 0.30 09/13/2021 22:34:53
Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
As luck would have it As luck would have it 0.30 09/13/2021 22:34:40
Have 200 chancemakers.
Rise and shine Rise and shine 0.30 09/13/2021 22:34:38
Have 200 prisms.
Inherited prototype Inherited prototype 0.30 09/13/2021 22:34:19
Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
The needs of the many The needs of the many 0.30 09/13/2021 22:34:19
Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Aged well Aged well 0.30 09/13/2021 22:30:44
Have 400 grandmas.
Parsec-masher Parsec-masher 0.29 09/13/2021 22:30:33
Have 250 shipments.
Supermassive Supermassive 0.30 09/13/2021 22:28:53
Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Dr. T Dr. T 0.29 09/13/2021 22:25:45
Have 400 cursors.
Quarry on Quarry on 0.30 09/13/2021 22:22:54
Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Modern times Modern times 0.29 09/13/2021 22:22:49
Have 300 factories.
You and the beanstalk You and the beanstalk 0.29 09/13/2021 22:22:42
Have 350 farms.
Fast Fast 0.30 09/13/2021 22:20:33
Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Obliterate Obliterate 0.30 09/13/2021 22:07:01
Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
The wizarding world The wizarding world 0.29 09/13/2021 22:04:38
Have 250 wizard towers.
Unending glow Unending glow 0.29 09/13/2021 22:04:22
Have 150 prisms.
Freak fracking Freak fracking 0.29 09/13/2021 22:03:54
Have 300 mines.
Acquire currency Acquire currency 0.29 09/13/2021 22:02:51
Have 250 banks.
Rise of the machines Rise of the machines 0.29 09/13/2021 22:02:51
Have 250 factories.
Zealotry Zealotry 0.29 09/13/2021 22:02:48
Have 250 temples.
Ripe for the picking Ripe for the picking 0.30 09/13/2021 22:01:14
Have 100 idleverses.
Tonight on Hoarders Tonight on Hoarders 0.30 09/13/2021 22:01:14
Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Walk the planck Walk the planck 0.30 09/13/2021 22:01:14
Have 200 antimatter condensers.
He who controls the cookies controls the universe He who controls the cookies controls the universe 0.30 09/13/2021 22:01:14
Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Spacetime jigamaroo Spacetime jigamaroo 0.30 09/13/2021 22:01:14
Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been? There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been? 0.29 09/13/2021 22:01:14
Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Molecular maestro Molecular maestro 0.29 09/13/2021 22:01:14
Have 150 antimatter condensers.
The secrets of the universe The secrets of the universe 0.29 09/13/2021 22:01:14
Have 200 alchemy labs.
Magic kingdom Magic kingdom 0.29 09/13/2021 21:57:20
Have 200 wizard towers.
Brain-split Brain-split 0.29 09/13/2021 21:57:16
Have 150 portals.
Time duke Time duke 0.29 09/13/2021 21:57:15
Have 150 time machines.
No comments No comments 0.29 09/13/2021 21:56:54
Have 100 javascript consoles.
Variable success Variable success 0.29 09/13/2021 21:56:51
Have 50 javascript consoles.
The Abakening The Abakening 0.29 09/13/2021 21:56:37
Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Hocus pocus Hocus pocus 0.29 09/13/2021 21:56:35
Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Vested interest Vested interest 0.29 09/13/2021 21:56:25
Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
The incredible machine The incredible machine 0.29 09/13/2021 21:56:25
Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Clickety split Clickety split 0.30 09/13/2021 21:56:15
Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
One...more...click... One...more...click... 0.29 09/13/2021 21:56:15
Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
The land of milk and cookies The land of milk and cookies 0.29 09/13/2021 21:56:15
Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
How? How? 0.29 09/13/2021 21:56:15
Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Curses and maledictions Curses and maledictions 0.28 09/13/2021 21:53:01
Have 150 wizard towers.
Base 10 Base 10 0.29 09/13/2021 21:52:59
Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
What are the odds What are the odds 0.28 09/13/2021 21:52:49
Have 50 chancemakers.
Threw you for a loop Threw you for a loop 0.28 09/13/2021 21:52:47
Have 50 fractal engines.
And yet you're still hungry And yet you're still hungry 0.29 09/13/2021 21:52:45
Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Lord of Progress Lord of Progress 0.28 09/13/2021 21:52:24
Purchase 200 upgrades.
Faster menner Faster menner 0.29 09/13/2021 21:52:20
Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Veteran Veteran 0.27 09/13/2021 21:52:19
Own at least 14 grandma types.
Turbopuns Turbopuns 0.29 09/13/2021 21:52:06
Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Never dig down Never dig down 0.29 09/13/2021 21:51:49
Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
They'll never know what hit 'em They'll never know what hit 'em 0.28 09/13/2021 21:51:40
Have 1 idleverse.
I hate manure I hate manure 0.28 09/13/2021 21:33:36
Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Fanaticism Fanaticism 0.28 09/13/2021 21:33:02
Have 200 temples.
It's the economy, stupid It's the economy, stupid 0.28 09/13/2021 21:33:02
Have 200 banks.
Organized religion Organized religion 0.27 09/13/2021 21:33:02
Have 150 temples.
Need for greed Need for greed 0.26 09/13/2021 21:33:02
Have 150 banks.
Lord of Constructs Lord of Constructs 0.28 09/13/2021 21:33:01
Own 2,500 buildings.
Seedy business Seedy business 0.29 09/13/2021 21:33:00
Have 300 farms.
Tectonic ambassador Tectonic ambassador 0.28 09/13/2021 21:33:00
Have 250 mines.
Gardener extraordinaire Gardener extraordinaire 0.28 09/13/2021 21:33:00
Have 250 farms.
The old never bothered me anyway The old never bothered me anyway 0.27 09/13/2021 21:32:59
Have 250 grandmas.
Woops, you solved world hunger Woops, you solved world hunger 0.28 09/13/2021 21:32:37
Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz 0.27 09/13/2021 21:32:35
Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Blinding flash Blinding flash 0.29 09/13/2021 21:32:32
Have 100 prisms.
Dazzling glimmer Dazzling glimmer 0.27 09/13/2021 21:32:32
Have 50 prisms.
All the other kids with the pumped up clicks All the other kids with the pumped up clicks 0.29 09/13/2021 21:32:06
Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
The ultimate clickdown The ultimate clickdown 0.28 09/13/2021 21:31:56
Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Fast and delicious Fast and delicious 0.26 09/13/2021 21:29:10
Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Dematerialize Dematerialize 0.27 09/13/2021 20:53:58
Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Charms and enchantments Charms and enchantments 0.24 09/13/2021 20:51:23
Have 100 wizard towers.
New-age cult New-age cult 0.22 09/13/2021 20:51:23
Have 100 temples.
Ultimate automation Ultimate automation 0.25 09/13/2021 20:51:20
Have 150 factories.
F12 F12 0.27 09/13/2021 20:50:36
Have 1 javascript console.
When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour 0.26 09/13/2021 20:50:36
Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Self-contained Self-contained 0.26 09/13/2021 20:46:51
Have 1 fractal engine.
A world filled with cookies A world filled with cookies 0.25 09/13/2021 20:46:51
Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Lucked out Lucked out 0.24 09/13/2021 20:46:51
Have 1 chancemaker.
Lone photon Lone photon 0.22 09/12/2021 22:45:32
Have 1 prism.
Initial public offering Initial public offering 0.37 09/11/2021 15:53:01
Make your first stock market profit.
Uncanny clicker Uncanny clicker 0.12 09/03/2021 16:24:05
Click really, really fast.
Casual baking Casual baking 0.02 09/03/2021 16:23:14
Bake 1 cookie per second.
With unrivaled fervor With unrivaled fervor 0.71 09/03/2021 16:20:57
Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
But I didn't say stop, did I? But I didn't say stop, did I? 0.65 09/03/2021 16:20:55
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Keep going until I say stop Keep going until I say stop 0.56 09/03/2021 16:20:54
Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Sexcentennial Sexcentennial 0.90 09/03/2021 16:20:53
Have at least 600 of everything.
When there's nothing left to add When there's nothing left to add 0.31 09/03/2021 16:20:52
Purchase 400 upgrades.
The full picture The full picture 0.30 09/03/2021 16:20:51
Purchase 300 upgrades.
Ecumenopolis Ecumenopolis 0.32 09/03/2021 16:20:50
Own 7,500 buildings.
Grand design Grand design 0.30 09/03/2021 16:20:50
Own 5,000 buildings.
Strange topologies Strange topologies 0.67 09/03/2021 16:20:48
Reach level 10 idleverses.
Earth-616 Earth-616 0.36 09/03/2021 16:20:47
Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Coherence Coherence 0.31 09/03/2021 16:20:46
Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Fringe Fringe 0.30 09/03/2021 16:20:46
Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Reject reality, substitute your own Reject reality, substitute your own 0.83 09/03/2021 16:20:44
Have 600 idleverses.
Everywhere at once Everywhere at once 0.73 09/03/2021 16:20:43
Have 550 idleverses.
Away from this place Away from this place 0.60 09/03/2021 16:20:42
Have 500 idleverses.
You are inevitable You are inevitable 0.49 09/03/2021 16:20:42
Have 450 idleverses.
Knead for speed Knead for speed 0.30 09/03/2021 16:20:40
Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Tricentennial Tricentennial 0.33 09/03/2021 16:20:39
Have at least 300 of everything.
All-natural cane sugar All-natural cane sugar 0.84 09/03/2021 16:20:38
Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Sweetmeats Sweetmeats 0.44 09/03/2021 16:20:38
Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Hand-picked Hand-picked 0.29 09/03/2021 16:20:36
Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Sugar sugar Sugar sugar 0.24 09/03/2021 16:20:36
Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Year's worth of cavities Year's worth of cavities 0.53 09/03/2021 16:20:34
Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Sugar rush Sugar rush 0.19 09/03/2021 16:20:33
Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Dude, sweet Dude, sweet 0.11 09/03/2021 16:20:32
Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Eldeer Eldeer 0.60 09/03/2021 16:20:31
Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Fading luck Fading luck 0.16 09/03/2021 16:20:30
Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Last Chance to See Last Chance to See 0.79 09/03/2021 16:20:29
Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Early bird Early bird 0.18 09/03/2021 16:20:29
Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Scientists baffled everywhere Scientists baffled everywhere 0.31 09/03/2021 16:20:26
Have 300 antimatter condensers.
cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com 0.30 09/03/2021 16:20:25
Have 300 time machines.
Rock on Rock on 0.32 09/03/2021 16:18:43
Have 550 mines.
Technical debt Technical debt 0.31 09/03/2021 16:18:42
Have 250 javascript consoles.
Works on my machine Works on my machine 0.30 09/03/2021 16:18:41
Have 200 javascript consoles.
Bears repeating Bears repeating 0.30 09/03/2021 16:18:40
Have 150 fractal engines.
The sum of its parts The sum of its parts 0.29 09/03/2021 16:18:39
Have 100 fractal engines.
You'll never shine if you don't glow You'll never shine if you don't glow 0.40 09/03/2021 16:18:38
Have 500 prisms.
What a concept What a concept 0.38 09/03/2021 16:18:37
Have 500 antimatter condensers.
We could all use a little change We could all use a little change 0.34 09/03/2021 16:18:36
Have 500 alchemy labs.
Only shooting stars Only shooting stars 0.33 09/03/2021 16:18:35
Have 500 shipments.
The meteor men beg to differ The meteor men beg to differ 0.33 09/03/2021 16:18:34
Have 500 wizard towers.
Green, aching thumb Green, aching thumb 0.87 09/03/2021 16:18:33
Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
So much to do so much to see So much to do so much to see 0.57 09/03/2021 16:18:32
Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Jackpot Jackpot 0.37 09/03/2021 16:18:31
Have 450 chancemakers.
Downsizing Downsizing 0.32 09/03/2021 16:18:30
Have 400 antimatter condensers.
What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex 0.32 09/03/2021 16:18:29
Have 400 portals.
Murphy's wild guess Murphy's wild guess 0.34 09/03/2021 16:18:28
Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Just a statistic Just a statistic 0.31 09/03/2021 16:18:27
Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Fingers crossed Fingers crossed 0.30 09/03/2021 16:18:26
Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Million to one shot, doc Million to one shot, doc 0.30 09/03/2021 16:18:25
Have 150 chancemakers.
Grandma needs a new pair of shoes Grandma needs a new pair of shoes 0.29 09/03/2021 16:18:24
Have 100 chancemakers.
Four-leaf cookie Four-leaf cookie 0.92 09/03/2021 16:18:23
Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo 0.23 09/03/2021 16:18:22
Cast 9 spells.
The long now The long now 0.81 09/03/2021 16:18:21
Reach level 10 time machines.
Bizarro world Bizarro world 0.81 09/03/2021 16:18:20
Reach level 10 portals.
Motormouth Motormouth 0.66 09/03/2021 16:18:18
Reach level 10 wizard towers.
A capital idea A capital idea 0.70 09/03/2021 16:18:17
Reach level 10 banks.
Methuselah Methuselah 0.62 09/03/2021 16:18:15
Reach level 10 grandmas.
Huge tracts of land Huge tracts of land 0.53 09/03/2021 16:18:15
Reach level 10 farms.
Freaky jazz hands Freaky jazz hands 0.49 09/03/2021 16:18:13
Reach level 10 cursors.
Now the dark days are gone Now the dark days are gone 0.33 09/03/2021 16:18:13
Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
I've got the Midas touch I've got the Midas touch 0.33 09/03/2021 16:18:11
Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Which eternal lie Which eternal lie 0.32 09/03/2021 16:18:11
Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night 0.32 09/03/2021 16:18:09
Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Labor of love Labor of love 0.31 09/03/2021 16:18:08
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Sedimentalism Sedimentalism 0.31 09/03/2021 16:18:07
Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Overgrowth Overgrowth 0.31 09/03/2021 16:18:06
Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Frantiquities Frantiquities 0.31 09/03/2021 16:18:05
Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Click (starring Adam Sandler) Click (starring Adam Sandler) 0.31 09/03/2021 16:18:05
Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
At the end of the tunnel At the end of the tunnel 0.32 09/03/2021 16:18:03
Have 350 prisms.
Exotic matter Exotic matter 0.31 09/03/2021 16:18:02
Have 350 antimatter condensers.
To oldly go To oldly go 0.29 09/03/2021 16:18:01
Have 350 grandmas.
Endless cycle Endless cycle 1.05 09/03/2021 16:18:00
Ascend 1,000 times.
The agemaster The agemaster 0.28 09/03/2021 16:18:00
Have 300 grandmas.
Reincarnation Reincarnation 0.96 09/03/2021 16:17:58
Ascend 100 times.
A still more glorious dawn A still more glorious dawn 0.31 09/03/2021 16:17:54
Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Infinitesimal Infinitesimal 0.31 09/03/2021 16:17:53
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
The Aureate The Aureate 0.31 09/03/2021 16:17:50
Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
The most precious cargo The most precious cargo 0.30 09/03/2021 16:17:49
Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Too many rabbits, not enough hats Too many rabbits, not enough hats 0.30 09/03/2021 16:17:48
Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
All hail Santa All hail Santa 0.30 09/03/2021 16:17:43
Reach Santa's final form.
Coming to town Coming to town 0.24 09/03/2021 16:17:42
Reach Santa's 7th form.
Moistburster Moistburster 0.44 09/03/2021 16:17:40
Burst 200 wrinklers.
Wrinklesquisher Wrinklesquisher 0.32 09/03/2021 16:17:40
Burst 50 wrinklers.
Just plain lucky Just plain lucky 0.29 09/03/2021 16:17:37
You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Wholesome Wholesome 0.18 09/03/2021 16:17:36
Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Been there done that Been there done that 0.80 09/03/2021 16:16:09
Reach level 10 shipments.
I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center 0.30 09/03/2021 16:16:08
Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming 0.30 09/03/2021 16:16:07
Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Wololo Wololo 0.30 09/03/2021 16:16:06
Have 300 temples.
The nerve of war The nerve of war 0.29 09/03/2021 16:16:06
Have 300 banks.
To crumbs, you say? To crumbs, you say? 0.31 09/03/2021 16:16:05
Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
The elder scrolls The elder scrolls 0.29 09/03/2021 16:16:03
Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Clickataclysm Clickataclysm 0.27 09/03/2021 16:16:02
Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Clickastrophe Clickastrophe 0.25 09/03/2021 16:16:01
Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
The work of a lifetime The work of a lifetime 0.30 09/03/2021 16:15:59
Have 250 alchemy labs.
Resurrection Resurrection 0.36 09/03/2021 16:15:58
Ascend 10 times.
New world order New world order 0.29 09/03/2021 16:15:55
Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
The hunt is on The hunt is on 0.33 09/03/2021 16:15:51
Unlock 1 egg.
Negative void Negative void 0.30 09/03/2021 16:15:50
Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Nil zero zilch Nil zero zilch 0.29 09/03/2021 16:15:49
Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
God complex God complex 0.37 09/03/2021 16:15:48
Name yourself Orteil.
Forever and ever Forever and ever 0.29 09/03/2021 16:15:47
Have 200 time machines.
Realm of the Mad God Realm of the Mad God 0.29 09/03/2021 16:15:46
Have 200 portals.
We come in peace We come in peace 0.29 09/03/2021 16:15:45
Have 200 shipments.
The center of the Earth The center of the Earth 0.27 09/03/2021 16:15:44
Have 200 mines.
Extreme polydactyly Extreme polydactyly 0.28 09/03/2021 16:15:42
Have 300 cursors.
Clicknarok Clicknarok 0.22 09/03/2021 16:15:41
Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Praise the sun Praise the sun 0.30 09/03/2021 16:15:39
Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
With strange eons With strange eons 0.29 09/03/2021 16:15:38
Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Magnum Opus Magnum Opus 0.29 09/03/2021 16:15:37
Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
And beyond And beyond 0.29 09/03/2021 16:15:36
Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Click delegator Click delegator 0.28 09/03/2021 16:15:34
Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Centennial and a half Centennial and a half 0.30 09/03/2021 16:15:31
Have at least 150 of everything.
Lovely cookies Lovely cookies 0.34 09/03/2021 16:15:30
Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Bicentennial Bicentennial 0.31 09/03/2021 16:15:29
Have at least 200 of everything.
Speed baking III Speed baking III 0.75 09/03/2021 16:15:26
Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
It does matter! It does matter! 0.28 09/03/2021 16:15:20
Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Quirky quarks Quirky quarks 0.27 09/03/2021 16:15:19
Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Well-versed Well-versed 0.29 09/03/2021 16:11:29
Have 50 idleverses.
Harmony of the spheres Harmony of the spheres 0.31 09/03/2021 16:11:28
Have 300 prisms.
Here be dragon Here be dragon 0.32 09/03/2021 16:11:27
Complete your dragon's training.
Bright future Bright future 0.30 09/03/2021 16:11:26
Have 250 prisms.
Be kind, rewind Be kind, rewind 0.31 09/03/2021 16:11:25
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Ever more hideous Ever more hideous 0.31 09/03/2021 16:11:24
Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Church of Cookiology Church of Cookiology 0.30 09/03/2021 16:11:23
Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Paid in full Paid in full 0.30 09/03/2021 16:11:22
Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Rake in the dough Rake in the dough 0.30 09/03/2021 16:11:21
Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Panic at the bingo Panic at the bingo 0.30 09/03/2021 16:11:20
Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Finger clickin' good Finger clickin' good 0.30 09/03/2021 16:11:19
Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Transcendence Transcendence 0.29 09/03/2021 16:11:18
Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Technocracy Technocracy 0.27 09/03/2021 16:11:17
Have 200 factories.
Homegrown Homegrown 0.25 09/03/2021 16:11:16
Have 200 farms.
Gushing grannies Gushing grannies 0.29 09/03/2021 16:11:15
Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Gild wars Gild wars 0.29 09/03/2021 16:11:13
Have 150 alchemy labs.
Type II civilization Type II civilization 0.28 09/03/2021 16:11:12
Have 150 shipments.
Oh deer Oh deer 0.25 09/03/2021 16:11:10
Pop 1 reindeer.
Let it snow Let it snow 0.35 09/03/2021 16:11:09
Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Spooky cookies Spooky cookies 0.45 09/03/2021 16:11:08
Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Itchscratcher Itchscratcher 0.26 09/03/2021 16:11:07
Burst 1 wrinkler.
Ruler of the ancients Ruler of the ancients 0.23 09/03/2021 16:11:06
Have 200 grandmas.
Hardcore Hardcore 0.75 09/03/2021 16:11:03
Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Centennial Centennial 0.30 09/03/2021 16:11:02
Have at least 100 of everything.
Nihilism Nihilism 0.24 09/03/2021 16:10:59
Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Black cat's paw Black cat's paw 0.85 09/03/2021 16:10:58
Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Elder nap Elder nap 0.29 09/03/2021 16:10:55
Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Fortune Fortune 0.16 09/03/2021 16:10:53
Click 77 golden cookies.
Cookie-dunker Cookie-dunker 0.24 09/03/2021 16:10:52
Dunk the cookie.
Mathematician Mathematician 0.29 09/03/2021 16:10:50
Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
One with everything One with everything 0.28 09/03/2021 16:10:49
Have at least 1 of every building.
Rebirth Rebirth 0.17 09/03/2021 16:08:21
Ascend at least once.
Engineer Engineer 0.20 09/03/2021 16:06:05
Own 1,000 buildings.
Can you dig it Can you dig it 0.23 09/03/2021 16:06:02
Have 150 mines.
A loan in the dark A loan in the dark 0.19 09/03/2021 16:05:56
Have 100 banks.
Perfected agriculture Perfected agriculture 0.21 09/03/2021 16:05:46
Have 150 farms.
Clickageddon Clickageddon 0.18 09/03/2021 16:05:30
Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Friend of the ancients Friend of the ancients 0.16 09/03/2021 16:02:37
Have 150 grandmas.
You win a cookie You win a cookie 0.14 09/03/2021 15:59:00
This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
A stroke of luck A stroke of luck 0.12 09/03/2021 15:58:49
Click 27 golden cookies.
Upgrader Upgrader 0.21 09/03/2021 15:55:00
Purchase 100 upgrades.
Fit the bill Fit the bill 0.10 09/03/2021 15:54:27
Have 50 banks.
Lucky cookie Lucky cookie 0.07 09/03/2021 15:54:05
Click 7 golden cookies.
The sorcerer's apprentice The sorcerer's apprentice 0.17 09/03/2021 15:53:47
Have 50 wizard towers.
Shady sect Shady sect 0.13 09/03/2021 15:53:46
Have 50 temples.
Clickasmic Clickasmic 0.12 09/03/2021 15:53:45
Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Antibatter Antibatter 0.20 09/03/2021 15:53:44
Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Leprechaun Leprechaun 0.33 09/03/2021 15:53:43
Click 777 golden cookies.
Elder slumber Elder slumber 0.40 09/03/2021 15:53:41
Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Rewriting history Rewriting history 0.28 09/03/2021 15:53:39
Have 100 time machines.
Alternate timeline Alternate timeline 0.26 09/03/2021 15:53:38
Have 50 time machines.
Time warp Time warp 0.17 09/03/2021 15:53:37
Have 1 time machine.
Dimensional shift Dimensional shift 0.27 09/03/2021 15:53:36
Have 100 portals.
Now you're thinking Now you're thinking 0.25 09/03/2021 15:53:35
Have 50 portals.
A whole new world A whole new world 0.13 09/03/2021 15:53:34
Have 1 portal.
Excavation site Excavation site 0.06 09/03/2021 15:53:29
Have 50 mines.
Clickorama Clickorama 0.08 09/03/2021 15:53:15
Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Bewitched Bewitched 0.05 09/03/2021 15:53:09
Have 1 wizard tower.
Architect Architect 0.08 09/03/2021 15:51:35
Own 500 buildings.
Your time to shrine Your time to shrine 0.04 09/03/2021 15:50:52
Have 1 temple.
Gold member Gold member 0.27 09/03/2021 15:50:24
Have 100 alchemy labs.
Transmogrification Transmogrification 0.23 09/03/2021 15:50:23
Have 50 alchemy labs.
Transmutation Transmutation 0.09 09/03/2021 15:50:22
Have 1 alchemy lab.
Far far away Far far away 0.26 09/03/2021 15:50:21
Have 100 shipments.
Galactic highway Galactic highway 0.21 09/03/2021 15:50:20
Have 50 shipments.
Expedition Expedition 0.07 09/03/2021 15:50:19
Have 1 shipment.
Hollow the planet Hollow the planet 0.13 09/03/2021 15:50:18
Have 100 mines.
You know the drill You know the drill 0.03 09/03/2021 15:50:17
Have 1 mine.
Global warming Global warming 0.16 09/03/2021 15:50:16
Have 100 factories.
Industrial revolution Industrial revolution 0.07 09/03/2021 15:50:16
Have 50 factories.
Builder Builder 0.03 09/03/2021 15:50:15
Own 100 buildings.
Farm ill Farm ill 0.09 09/03/2021 15:50:14
Have 100 farms.
Production chain Production chain 0.03 09/03/2021 15:50:14
Have 1 factory.
Pretty penny Pretty penny 0.03 09/03/2021 15:50:13
Have 1 bank.
Reap what you sow Reap what you sow 0.05 09/03/2021 15:50:12
Have 50 farms.
Bought the farm Bought the farm 0.03 09/03/2021 15:50:11
Have 1 farm.
Retirement home Retirement home 0.07 09/03/2021 15:50:10
Have 100 grandmas.
Sloppy kisses Sloppy kisses 0.04 09/03/2021 15:50:09
Have 50 grandmas.
Grandma's cookies Grandma's cookies 0.02 09/03/2021 15:50:08
Have 1 grandma.
Just wrong Just wrong 0.15 09/03/2021 15:50:07
Sell a grandma.
The Digital The Digital 0.22 09/03/2021 15:50:06
Have 200 cursors.
Of Mice and Men Of Mice and Men 0.05 09/03/2021 15:50:05
Have 100 cursors.
Mouse wheel Mouse wheel 0.03 09/03/2021 15:50:04
Have 50 cursors.
Double-click Double-click 0.02 09/03/2021 15:50:03
Have 2 cursors.
Click Click 0.02 09/03/2021 15:50:02
Have 1 cursor.
True Neverclick True Neverclick 0.69 09/03/2021 15:50:01
Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Clickolympics Clickolympics 0.05 09/03/2021 15:50:01
Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Clickathlon Clickathlon 0.04 09/03/2021 15:50:01
Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Speed baking II Speed baking II 0.40 09/03/2021 15:50:00
Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Speed baking I Speed baking I 0.18 09/03/2021 15:50:00
Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Clicktastic Clicktastic 0.03 09/03/2021 15:49:59
Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Neverclick Neverclick 0.64 09/03/2021 15:49:19
Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
From scratch From scratch 0.17 09/03/2021 15:49:18
Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Oblivion Oblivion 0.16 09/03/2021 15:49:17
Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Sacrifice Sacrifice 0.15 09/03/2021 15:49:16
Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Let's never bake again Let's never bake again 0.20 09/03/2021 15:49:15
Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Oh hey, you're still here Oh hey, you're still here 0.16 09/03/2021 15:49:14
Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Cookie quasar Cookie quasar 0.12 09/03/2021 15:49:13
Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Cookie pulsar Cookie pulsar 0.08 09/03/2021 15:49:12
Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Cookie vortex Cookie vortex 0.06 09/03/2021 15:49:11
Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Mass producer Mass producer 0.03 09/03/2021 15:49:10
Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Cookie monster Cookie monster 0.03 09/03/2021 15:49:09
Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Steady tasty stream Steady tasty stream 0.03 09/03/2021 15:49:08
Bake 100 cookies per second.
Hardcore baking Hardcore baking 0.03 09/03/2021 15:49:07
Bake 10 cookies per second.
Overdose Overdose 0.29 09/03/2021 15:49:06
Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Cookies all the way down Cookies all the way down 0.28 09/03/2021 15:49:05
Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
You can stop now You can stop now 0.27 09/03/2021 15:49:04
Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Don't stop me now Don't stop me now 0.27 09/03/2021 15:49:03
Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Immortal bakery Immortal bakery 0.25 09/03/2021 15:49:02
Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Infinite bakery Infinite bakery 0.24 09/03/2021 15:49:01
Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Timeless bakery Timeless bakery 0.20 09/03/2021 15:49:00
Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Universal bakery Universal bakery 0.17 09/03/2021 15:48:59
Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Galactic bakery Galactic bakery 0.10 09/03/2021 15:48:58
Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Cosmic bakery Cosmic bakery 0.08 09/03/2021 15:48:57
Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
World-famous bakery World-famous bakery 0.05 09/03/2021 15:48:56
Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Affluent bakery Affluent bakery 0.04 09/03/2021 15:48:55
Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Fledgling bakery Fledgling bakery 0.03 09/03/2021 15:48:54
Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
So baked right now So baked right now 0.03 09/03/2021 15:48:53
Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Elder Elder 0.13 09/03/2021 15:48:52
Own at least 7 grandma types.
Augmenter Augmenter 0.07 09/03/2021 15:48:52
Purchase 50 upgrades.
Enhancer Enhancer 0.04 09/03/2021 15:48:52
Purchase 20 upgrades.
Making some dough Making some dough 0.03 09/03/2021 15:48:52
Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Here you go Here you go 0.27 09/03/2021 15:29:53
Click this achievement's slot.
Wake and bake Wake and bake 0.02 09/03/2021 15:28:34
Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Golden cookie Golden cookie 0.03 09/03/2021 15:21:00
Click a golden cookie.
Tiny cookie Tiny cookie 0.29 09/03/2021 15:15:55
Click the tiny cookie.
Olden days Olden days 0.32 09/03/2021 15:15:46
Find the forgotten madeleine.
What's in a name What's in a name 0.09 09/03/2021 15:13:01
Give your bakery a name.
Tabloid addiction Tabloid addiction 0.22 09/03/2021 15:12:35
Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Locked achievements

Game Achievement Points
I'm the wiz I'm the wiz 0.40
Cast 99 spells.
Sleigh of hand Sleigh of hand 0.36
Pop 50 reindeer.
Reindeer sleigher Reindeer sleigher 0.57
Pop 200 reindeer.
Hide & seek champion Hide & seek champion 0.47
Unlock all the eggs.
Powers of Ten Powers of Ten 0.33
Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
D-d-d-d-deeper D-d-d-d-deeper 0.75
Reach level 10 mines.
Patently genius Patently genius 0.78
Reach level 10 factories.
It belongs in a bakery It belongs in a bakery 0.73
Reach level 10 temples.
Phlogisticated substances Phlogisticated substances 0.81
Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Chubby hadrons Chubby hadrons 0.82
Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Palettable Palettable 0.80
Reach level 10 prisms.
A wizard is you A wizard is you 0.90
Cast 999 spells.
Let's leaf it at that Let's leaf it at that 0.79
Reach level 10 chancemakers.
My eyes My eyes 0.33
Have 400 prisms.
Maybe a chance in hell, actually Maybe a chance in hell, actually 0.34
Have 400 chancemakers.
Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change 0.33
Have 450 alchemy labs.
Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear 0.33
Have 450 portals.
Groundhog day Groundhog day 0.34
Have 450 time machines.
A matter of perspective A matter of perspective 0.35
Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Optical illusion Optical illusion 0.36
Have 450 prisms.
Bursting at the seams Bursting at the seams 0.33
Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Just about full Just about full 0.34
Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Hungry for more Hungry for more 0.36
Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Botany enthusiast Botany enthusiast 0.53
Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
In the garden of Eden (baby) In the garden of Eden (baby) 0.68
Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Keeper of the conservatory Keeper of the conservatory 0.93
Unlock every garden seed.
Seedless to nay Seedless to nay 0.95
Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
The end of the world The end of the world 0.34
Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Oh, you're back Oh, you're back 0.37
Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Lazarus Lazarus 0.41
Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Leisurely pace Leisurely pace 0.33
Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Hypersonic Hypersonic 0.34
Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Feed me, Orteil Feed me, Orteil 0.38
Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
And then what? And then what? 0.40
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Tricentennial and a half Tricentennial and a half 0.37
Have at least 350 of everything.
Quadricentennial Quadricentennial 0.41
Have at least 400 of everything.
Quadricentennial and a half Quadricentennial and a half 0.53
Have at least 450 of everything.
Quincentennial Quincentennial 0.69
Have at least 500 of everything.
Maillard reaction Maillard reaction 0.51
Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb 0.35
Have 500 portals.
The years start coming The years start coming 0.37
Have 500 time machines.
You'll never know if you don't go You'll never know if you don't go 0.41
Have 500 chancemakers.
For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title 0.34
Have 400 fractal engines.
I'm so meta, even this achievement I'm so meta, even this achievement 0.38
Have 450 fractal engines.
Never get bored Never get bored 0.44
Have 500 fractal engines.
We must go deeper We must go deeper 0.34
Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Sierpinski rhomboids Sierpinski rhomboids 0.74
Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Gotta go fast Gotta go fast 0.35
Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
I think it's safe to say you've got it made I think it's safe to say you've got it made 0.45
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Thick-skinned Thick-skinned 0.50
Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Inconsolable Inconsolable 0.34
Have 350 javascript consoles.
Closure Closure 0.37
Have 400 javascript consoles.
Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere 0.42
Have 450 javascript consoles.
Taking the back streets Taking the back streets 0.51
Have 500 javascript consoles.
First-class citizen First-class citizen 0.36
Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Alexandria Alexandria 0.74
Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Bake him away, toys Bake him away, toys 0.36
Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
You're #1 so why try harder You're #1 so why try harder 0.37
Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Haven't even begun to peak Haven't even begun to peak 0.41
Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
A sometimes food A sometimes food 0.48
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Not enough of a good thing Not enough of a good thing 0.56
Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Horn of plenty Horn of plenty 0.61
Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Smurf account Smurf account 0.51
Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
If at first you don't succeed If at first you don't succeed 0.63
Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
O Fortuna O Fortuna 0.66
Own every fortune upgrade.
No nobility in poverty No nobility in poverty 0.80
Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Full warehouses Full warehouses 0.74
Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Make my day Make my day 0.71
Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Buy buy buy Buy buy buy 0.73
Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Pyramid scheme Pyramid scheme 0.79
Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Quincentennial and a half Quincentennial and a half 0.82
Have at least 550 of everything.
What did we even eat before these What did we even eat before these 0.44
Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Heavy flow Heavy flow 0.47
Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
More you say? More you say? 0.51
Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Large and in charge Large and in charge 0.69
Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Absolutely stuffed Absolutely stuffed 0.73
Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
It's only wafer-thin It's only wafer-thin 0.81
Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Gotta hand it to you Gotta hand it to you 0.36
Have 700 cursors.
Higitus figitus migitus mum Higitus figitus migitus mum 0.36
Have 550 wizard towers.
The incredible journey The incredible journey 0.37
Have 550 shipments.
Just a phase Just a phase 0.39
Have 550 alchemy labs.
Don't let me leave, Murph Don't let me leave, Murph 0.40
Have 550 portals.
Caveman to cosmos Caveman to cosmos 0.43
Have 550 time machines.
Particular tastes Particular tastes 0.46
Have 550 antimatter condensers.
A light snack A light snack 0.49
Have 550 prisms.
Tempting fate Tempting fate 0.52
Have 550 chancemakers.
Tautological Tautological 0.56
Have 550 fractal engines.
Curly braces Curly braces 0.65
Have 550 javascript consoles.
The devil's workshop The devil's workshop 0.49
Have 800 cursors.
Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way 0.34
Have 600 mines.
The wheels of progress The wheels of progress 0.35
Have 600 factories.
That's rich That's rich 0.36
Have 600 banks.
Preaches and cream Preaches and cream 0.37
Have 600 temples.
Magic thinking Magic thinking 0.39
Have 600 wizard towers.
Is there life on Mars? Is there life on Mars? 0.41
Have 600 shipments.
Bad chemistry Bad chemistry 0.44
Have 600 alchemy labs.
Reduced to gibbering heaps Reduced to gibbering heaps 0.47
Have 600 portals.
Back already? Back already? 0.50
Have 600 time machines.
Nuclear throne Nuclear throne 0.55
Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Making light of the situation Making light of the situation 0.59
Have 600 prisms.
Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose. Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose. 0.63
Have 600 chancemakers.
In and of itself In and of itself 0.67
Have 600 fractal engines.
Duck typing Duck typing 0.76
Have 600 javascript consoles.
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere 0.33
Have 300 idleverses.
Hyperspace expressway Hyperspace expressway 0.36
Have 350 idleverses.
Versatile Versatile 0.40
Have 400 idleverses.
Think big Think big 0.85
Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Hypersize me Hypersize me 0.90
Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Max capacity Max capacity 0.92
Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Liquid assets Liquid assets 0.95
Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
When the cookies ascend just right When the cookies ascend just right 0.95
Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Gaseous assets Gaseous assets 1.02
Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Seven horseshoes Seven horseshoes 1.04
Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Stifling the press Stifling the press 0.79
Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
It's big brain time It's big brain time 0.53
Have 1 cortex baker.
Just my imagination Just my imagination 0.53
Have 50 cortex bakers.
Now there's an idea Now there's an idea 0.54
Have 100 cortex bakers.
The organ that named itself The organ that named itself 0.54
Have 150 cortex bakers.
Gyrification Gyrification 0.54
Have 200 cortex bakers.
A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering' A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering' 0.55
Have 250 cortex bakers.
Mindfulness Mindfulness 0.55
Have 300 cortex bakers.
The 10% myth The 10% myth 0.57
Have 350 cortex bakers.
Don't think about it too hard Don't think about it too hard 0.60
Have 400 cortex bakers.
Though fools seldom differ Though fools seldom differ 0.69
Have 450 cortex bakers.
Looking kind of dumb Looking kind of dumb 0.80
Have 500 cortex bakers.
A beautiful mind A beautiful mind 0.95
Have 550 cortex bakers.
Cardinal synapses Cardinal synapses 1.06
Have 600 cortex bakers.
Positive thinking Positive thinking 0.54
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
The thought that counts The thought that counts 0.54
Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unthinkable Unthinkable 0.57
Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Gifted Gifted 0.79
Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
They moistly come at night They moistly come at night 0.56
Have 650 grandmas.
It's grown on you It's grown on you 0.56
Have 650 farms.
Don't let the walls cave in on you Don't let the walls cave in on you 0.57
Have 650 mines.
Replaced by robots Replaced by robots 0.58
Have 650 factories.
Financial prodigy Financial prodigy 0.59
Have 650 banks.
And I will pray to a big god And I will pray to a big god 0.61
Have 650 temples.
Shosple Colupis Shosple Colupis 0.62
Have 650 wizard towers.
False vacuum False vacuum 0.65
Have 650 shipments.
Metallic taste Metallic taste 0.68
Have 650 alchemy labs.
Swiss cheese Swiss cheese 0.72
Have 650 portals.
But the future refused to change But the future refused to change 0.76
Have 650 time machines.
What's the dark matter with you What's the dark matter with you 0.80
Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Enlightenment Enlightenment 0.85
Have 650 prisms.
Never tell me the odds Never tell me the odds 0.89
Have 650 chancemakers.
Blowing an Apollonian gasket Blowing an Apollonian gasket 0.93
Have 650 fractal engines.
Get with the program Get with the program 1.02
Have 650 javascript consoles.
Lost your cosmic marbles Lost your cosmic marbles 1.09
Have 650 idleverses.
By will alone I set my mind in motion By will alone I set my mind in motion 1.14
Have 650 cortex bakers.
Ain't that a click in the head Ain't that a click in the head 0.54
Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Sexcentennial and a half Sexcentennial and a half 1.16
Have at least 650 of everything.
I am speed I am speed 0.86
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
And on and on And on and on 0.92
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Fake it till you bake it Fake it till you bake it 1.15
Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
History in the baking History in the baking 1.16
Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Baby it's old outside Baby it's old outside 0.83
Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Myriad Myriad 0.57
Own 10,000 buildings.
Kaizen Kaizen 0.57
Purchase 500 upgrades.
Beyond quality Beyond quality 0.72
Purchase 600 upgrades.
Everything happens so much Everything happens so much 0.97
Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
I'll rest when I'm dead I'll rest when I'm dead 1.10
Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
What do you get for the baker who has everything What do you get for the baker who has everything 1.20
Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Bottomless pit Bottomless pit 1.21
Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
All the stars in heaven All the stars in heaven 0.64
Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
No time like the present No time like the present 1.28
Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Can we get much higher Can we get much higher 1.38
Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker) Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker) 1.44
Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Rainy day fund Rainy day fund 1.53
Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
And a little extra And a little extra 1.54
Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Grandmapocalypse Grandmapocalypse 0.95
Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Wrath cookie Wrath cookie 0.95
Click a wrath cookie.
No more room in hell No more room in hell 1.13
Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
In her likeness In her likeness 1.25
Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Wrinkler poker Wrinkler poker 1.27
Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Septcentennial Septcentennial 1.52
Have at least 700 of everything.
My own clone My own clone 0.90
Have 1 You.
Multiplicity Multiplicity 0.90
Have 50 You.
Born for this job Born for this job 0.90
Have 100 You.
Episode II Episode II 0.91
Have 150 You.
Copy that Copy that 0.91
Have 200 You.
Life finds a way Life finds a way 0.91
Have 250 You.
Overcrowding Overcrowding 0.91
Have 300 You.
Strength in numbers Strength in numbers 0.93
Have 350 You.
Army of me Army of me 0.95
Have 400 You.
Know thyself Know thyself 1.03
Have 450 You.
Didn't make sense not to live Didn't make sense not to live 1.15
Have 500 You.
Genetic bottleneck Genetic bottleneck 1.31
Have 550 You.
Despite everything, it's still you Despite everything, it's still you 1.42
Have 600 You.
Everyone everywhere all at once Everyone everywhere all at once 1.48
Have 650 You.
Self-made Self-made 0.90
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Reproducible results Reproducible results 0.91
Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
That's all you That's all you 0.92
Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Self-improvement Self-improvement 1.14
Reach level 10 You.
And now you're even older And now you're even older 0.92
Have 700 grandmas.
Au naturel Au naturel 0.93
Have 700 farms.
Dirt-rich Dirt-rich 0.94
Have 700 mines.
Bots build bots Bots build bots 0.94
Have 700 factories.
Getting that bag Getting that bag 0.95
Have 700 banks.
The leader is good, the leader is great The leader is good, the leader is great 0.97
Have 700 temples.
You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma- You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma- 0.98
Have 700 wizard towers.
Signed, sealed, delivered Signed, sealed, delivered 1.01
Have 700 shipments.
Sugar, spice, and everything nice Sugar, spice, and everything nice 1.04
Have 700 alchemy labs.
Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore 1.08
Have 700 portals.
I only meant to stay a while I only meant to stay a while 1.12
Have 700 time machines.
Not 20 years away forever Not 20 years away forever 1.17
Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Bright side of the Moon Bright side of the Moon 1.22
Have 700 prisms.
Riding the Mersenne twister Riding the Mersenne twister 1.27
Have 700 chancemakers.
Divide and conquer Divide and conquer 1.32
Have 700 fractal engines.
Pebcakes Pebcakes 1.40
Have 700 javascript consoles.
Greener on the other sides Greener on the other sides 1.46
Have 700 idleverses.
Where is my mind Where is my mind 1.49
Have 700 cortex bakers.
Introspection Introspection 1.52
Have 700 You.
Debt evasion Debt evasion 1.32
Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Oft we mar what's well Oft we mar what's well 1.52
Purchase 700 upgrades.
Cookie Clicker Cookie Clicker 0.90
Unlock the final building.
What's not clicking What's not clicking 0.92
Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
All on deck All on deck 1.09
Have 900 cursors.
A round of applause A round of applause 1.36
Have 1,000 cursors.

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