| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
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Let’s Sling These Babies! |
1.34 | 10/24/2019 01:56:09 |
| You collected all the rare power babies, now let’s sell ‘em! My boy, T-Ham, knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that has an Etsy account who’ll help flip these lil’ babies! |
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Be Kind Rewind |
1.30 | 10/24/2019 01:34:29 |
| Hey, you watched a tape in the entertainment room. Was that clue clear enough for you? HUH!? All you little trophy hunters out there! God forbid you try and figure something out on your own! |
|
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Gorbin’s Lil’ Hole Slammer |
1.32 | 10/24/2019 01:33:45 |
| Oof! Hey, Gorbin here. I just got done eating a sleeping bag sized burrito and let me tell ya, I’m feeling pretty good about myself. I feel like I could even bring back my dead wife. I bet you’re feeling pretty good, too, after getting the high score in Space Slam. |
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Trover ****s the Universe |
0.89 | 06/05/2019 04:44:51 |
| You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick. |
|
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No Winners In This Game! |
0.99 | 06/05/2019 04:42:30 |
| Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you. |
|
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Bet You Can't Make 100 |
0.84 | 06/05/2019 03:22:49 |
| You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today? |
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That went well... |
0.85 | 06/05/2019 03:16:55 |
| Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb. |
|
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Here's Donny! |
0.82 | 06/05/2019 02:47:15 |
| Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application. |
|
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Here's a damn trophy, now stop killing me! |
0.94 | 06/05/2019 02:17:36 |
| Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy? |
|
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WE <3 MURDER |
0.88 | 06/05/2019 01:29:01 |
| Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that mom and dad?! |
|
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Instant Clone Soup |
0.68 | 06/05/2019 01:15:22 |
| Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away. |
|
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BBALL IN THE BBALL HOLE |
0.59 | 06/05/2019 00:31:57 |
| IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL! |
|
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Pet Cemetery |
0.48 | 06/04/2019 23:53:10 |
| Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn. |
|
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You Didn't Have To Do That |
0.42 | 06/04/2019 23:34:01 |
| You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! That’s right, your actions have consequences this game! |
| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
|
 |
BALL FUN TIME |
0.95 |
| Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game. |
|
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You Almost Solved It! Keep Going! |
0.79 |
| Press the buttons on the Puzzle Tree over 50 times, 'cause you don't know how to listen, you cute little popsicle stick. |
|
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Jesus, Are You Still Listening To This? |
1.26 |
| Listen to the entirety of Pop Up's introduction, and ignore the homeless man being murdered outside your door. |
|
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Clone on Clone Crime |
0.87 |
| Let the two arguing clones kill each other and then don't report it... This isn't game for snitches! |
|
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Don't Get Dooped |
1.17 |
| Escape Doopy without putting boxes in the garage, because charity work is lame and you're not lame. You're a cool little popsicle stick, aren't you? |
|
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It's A Video Game, Kill Something! |
1.02 |
| Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary! |
|
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Daddy Gotta Eat! |
1.29 |
| Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes! |
|
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Final Upgrade! |
1.47 |
| You got the final upgrade! You're all sticky, like a popsicle stick! |
|
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Really? This Game's Not That Good |
1.12 |
| Replay the game, instead of getting a real job. |
|
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You Actually Did It?! |
1.31 |
| What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! How long did this take you?! |
|
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Worst Guest Ever |
1.57 |
| You did it! You killed every killable NPC! You're certified, psychopathic killer! Someone should probably call the police... |
|
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The Ultimate Happy Ending |
1.21 |
| Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled! |
|
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Jopo |
1.57 |
| Jopo Saves the Universe |
