| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
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Fiscally Responsible |
1.28 | 09/27/2013 09:03:01 |
| Congratulations! You played the entire game without going broke. You never were one to rely on the kindness of strangers! |
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Cheapskate Ladykiller |
1.48 | 09/27/2013 08:57:55 |
| You used the fewest cab rides to get to the endgame! How attractively budget-minded of you! Awarded for getting to Eve’s Penthouse with only seven taxi rides. |
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Secret Agent Man |
1.45 | 09/27/2013 08:29:50 |
| Keep this up and you’ll need a talented-but-undisciplined young sidekick! Awarded for chewing your way through the bungee cords in the Honeymoon Suite. |
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Credit Watcher Extraordinaire |
1.34 | 09/27/2013 08:06:38 |
| Didja see yourself? Didja? Huh? Your name was number 8,612! Awarded for giving the coveralls to the Apple Man before purchasing an apple from him. |
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Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On |
1.44 | 09/27/2013 07:47:02 |
| Congratulations! You used the vibrator on every possible person in the game. Shared pain is lessened, shared joy is increased. That’s why we’re here. |
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Urine Luck! |
0.90 | 09/27/2013 07:35:31 |
| Did you bring a fresh white leisure suit? Awarded for getting peed on by the dog. |
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Order of the White Pants |
1.20 | 09/27/2013 07:22:30 |
| Congratulations! You finished the game without once getting peed on by the dog! See? Staying a moving target is not just important in FPS’s. |
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Oh. My. God. |
1.01 | 09/27/2013 07:21:53 |
| You did it. You not only got laid, but you’ve found true love. (Maybe.) Awarded for giving the apple to Eve. |
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Yes! Yes! Yes! |
1.19 | 09/27/2013 07:21:26 |
| You are so proud. Now don’t tell anyone how you did it! Awarded for turning off the bubbles in Eve’s hot tub. |
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Defying Physics |
1.01 | 09/27/2013 07:14:15 |
| Don’t try this at home. It requires a dramatic license! Awarded for using the patched love doll to float across the chasm. |
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Something to Tell the Grandkids |
1.15 | 09/27/2013 07:13:40 |
| She has three orifices. You were bound to find at least one! Awarded for using the zipper on the patched love doll. |
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Is This Something To Be Proud of? |
1.48 | 09/27/2013 07:06:32 |
| Congratulations! You found every possible way to die in this game. Every last one. What would your Mom say? |
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Hey, Is This Yours? |
1.31 | 09/27/2013 07:03:17 |
| Maybe Adam doesn’t need Olga right now, but he could later, when the money’s gone and spending ends, and they don’t come ’round no more. Awarded for showing the love doll to Adam at Studio 69. |
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Handy to Have Around the House |
1.01 | 09/27/2013 07:03:02 |
| You can fix anything! What woman wouldn’t love a guy like you? (Answer: All of them!) Awarded for patching up the love doll. |
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I Can Walk the Walk! |
1.31 | 09/27/2013 07:00:45 |
| Congratulations! You found every possible star on the Larrywood Walk of Shame! Thanks to each of them for Kickstartering us. |
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Law and Order: Lost Wages II |
1.00 | 09/27/2013 06:49:35 |
| This is your second major act of criminal trespass! Way to go! Awarded for entering Adam's penthouse. |
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Thank You, Sir. May I Have Another? |
1.21 | 09/27/2013 06:38:42 |
| S’way to go! You’re the living embodiment of the word “tipsy!” Drink ten drinks in a row at Lefty's. |
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Swirlie Swan Song |
0.90 | 09/27/2013 06:32:22 |
| What did the last guy eat, rubber cement?! Awarded for flushing the toilet in Lefty's bathroom. |
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Law and Order: Lost Wages |
0.99 | 09/27/2013 06:29:16 |
| Congratulations, brave adventurer! You have graduated to full-scale breaking and entering! Get the pills from Lefty's window. |
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Busted! |
1.13 | 09/27/2013 06:25:24 |
| You big show-off! Correction: You show-off! Awarded for wearing the lubber outdoors. |
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Pretty (Gross) Woman |
0.96 | 09/27/2013 06:22:02 |
| You’ve passed a milestone; be sure to tell all your friends. Awarded for having sex with the hooker while wearing a lubber. |
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Safe Citizen |
0.96 | 09/27/2013 06:21:45 |
| It’s the next best thing to having yourself spayed or neutered! Awarded for wearing a lubber before having sex with the Hooker. |
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Nuclear Crotch |
1.01 | 09/27/2013 06:19:52 |
| Unprotected sex? In the ’80s, Larry? Seriously? Awarded for having sex with the hooker without using a lubber. |
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Yankmaster |
1.46 | 09/27/2013 06:12:56 |
| You’ve always loved to yank the ol’ handle! Awarded for hitting a jackpot on any slot machine. |
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Is That All There is? |
1.31 | 09/27/2013 06:02:31 |
| Congratulations! You’ve now heard every joke this comedian knows. |
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The Old and The Hopeless |
1.17 | 09/27/2013 05:31:36 |
| You’re showing your age, Larry. That company has been gone a long time! Awarded for dialing 1-209-683-6858 on the payphone. |
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No Boundaries |
1.19 | 09/27/2013 05:30:50 |
| You’ll tell anyone, anything - especially a recorded female. Awarded for taking the phone sex quiz. |
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Frontier Pharmacist |
1.00 | 09/27/2013 01:44:47 |
| At least you had the good sense to only make one bottle! Complete the creation of eau d’ Larry. |
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We Would’ve Brought a Gift |
0.95 | 09/27/2013 01:19:04 |
| But it was all so fast! That was the shortest engagement on record! Awarded for marrying Fawn at the Weddin’ Ready chapel. |
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Unexpected Disco Stud |
0.94 | 09/27/2013 01:13:35 |
| Who knew? She seemed so sweet. Awarded for dancing with Fawn at Studio 69. |
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Making Friends Everywhere You Go |
0.99 | 09/27/2013 01:03:27 |
| You have such a gentle touch with that discarded syringe. Awarded for extracting the civet from the cat. |
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Not With My Whale, You Don’t! |
0.98 | 09/27/2013 00:59:57 |
| Nice going, Ahab! Now we have to say “Some cartoon animals were injured in the making of this game.” Awarded for pouring the hot sauce into the whale’s blowhole. |
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Enabler of the Year |
0.87 | 09/27/2013 00:45:00 |
| Real nice. And the ulterior motive just makes it worse. Awarded for giving a box of wine to the bum and receiving the pocket knife. |
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Tool Grabber |
0.90 | 09/27/2013 00:40:01 |
| You’re taking “dumpster diving” quite literally, Larry! Awarded for retrieving the hammer by falling from the fire escape into the dumpster. |
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Cable Svengali |
0.86 | 09/27/2013 00:37:33 |
| Have you considered a career as a programming executive? Awarded for hypnotizing the Pimp with the television. |
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That’ll Do, Pig |
0.90 | 09/26/2013 23:35:12 |
| You’re ahead of the game when you can tell the slop from the glop! Awarded for earning the hot sauce by finding all hidden objects at the Buffet. |
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Lubber Band |
0.89 | 09/26/2013 10:01:52 |
| Well, well. That wasn’t the least bit embarrassing! Awarded for buying a condom at the Come ‘n’ Go store. |
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You Love This Game! |
0.88 | 09/26/2013 09:55:34 |
| Hmm. This looks just different enough to avoid a lawsuit! Awarded for getting a good look up close at the Angry Broads arcade cabinet. |
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Road Rash |
0.94 | 09/26/2013 09:39:27 |
| “Somebody get the scraper!” Awarded for getting run down by a speeding vehicle. |
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Mugger Mayhem |
0.72 | 09/26/2013 09:38:31 |
| You always did consider yourself a lover and not a fighter. Awarded for getting beaten up by the mugger. |
