Did you know that the average person spends up to $900 a week on napkins?
<span class="bb_spoiler"><span>Bring back the Double Crunchwrap you queers</span></span>
Blessed is the mind too small for doubt
Professionals have standards
I regret nothing
WHERE'S MY FROGGY?!
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
Teachin' ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ how to swim
I keep giving bad people good ideas
When you were in diapers and wetting the sheets, I was at the Ponderosa rapping to the beat
A dangerous man when bored
I'm part west African
<span class="bb_spoiler"><span>Do nothing but figure out what the opposite sex is willing to spend time and energy on, and then gigolo your way though life</span></span>
Mouse Quest II expert
Oh some like it hot but I like it REALLY hot
<span class="bb_spoiler"><span>My ♥♥♥♥ like Americans, too fat but dangerous</span></span>
You're an odd fellow but you steam a good ham
With the market these days if you own anything but land you own a popcorn farm
I love the smell of 372,844 pancakes in the morning. Smells like victory.
I suck at life, but I bowl like an angel
I'll be damned if I eat breakfast next to a <span class="bb_spoiler"><span>ni-</span></span>
My love for you is like a truck <span class="bb_spoiler"><span> BERSERKER </span></span>
<span class="bb_spoiler"><span>She was a true Patriot</span></span>
Free me from these bad decisions
And then walk away
Psycho in my mind, lunatic, hysteria. Woke up in the morning and I got diphtheria
WARP SPEED DON'T RAINBOW READ ME ♥♥♥♥♥! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I like my women like I like my cheese burgers, big, juicy, triple meat, triple cheese
Spy on me baby use satellite
Infrared to see me move through the night
Spell it S P ACE
Proud Branch Davidian
It's bloody nice having a friend, Henry
From Cracow to Kamchatka
I'm the patron saint of vodka
Lose yourself to dance 2.22.21
Well every lady's crazy when her daddy's not around
Little known fact: Also dope on ze mic
I'd like a large cola. A cheeseburger combo meal.
No, Triple cheeseburger meal. No ketchup.
Curly fries with that.
And uhhh... A four piece nugget meal for my dad.
Amen
A man who never eats pork bun is NEVER a whole man!
He ain't gonna jump no more
In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking
But now, God knows
Anything goes
Reality Compromised.
The Clown has been engaged
Don't press T
Up, Down, A, A, B, Left, Right, A, B, Up, A, Down, Right, Right, Left, B, Up, Left, A, Right, B, Left, Right, A, Left, Up, A, Down, A, Right, Left, B, Start
You were good son, real good, maybe even the best
RIP Rick May
<span class="bb_spoiler"><span>PIG IDIOT YOU ATE MY SEEDS</span></span>
Peace out forever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Strike or folly, I suppose they seldom folly, do you concur?
You have a male romantic partner, and I would wager he does not court you.
He will find another intimate mate, and he will not regret his decision to abandon you.
He will celebrate his reinvigorated love life in a manner which is characteristically reminiscent to the behaviour of popular hip-hop artist Cameron Jibril Thomaz, known by his stage name of "Wiz Khalifa"
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