| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
Unlocked |
 |
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Rubbin' Hood |
1.68 | 07/27/2021 19:06:07 |
| Get with one of Hod's chicks. |
|
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Aqua Lung |
1.52 | 07/21/2021 18:11:25 |
| Smoke a pound of weed (500 hits). |
|
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Fill 'Er Up Award |
1.54 | 07/21/2021 18:06:02 |
| Get 100 hummers. |
|
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Pint Sized Pounder |
1.34 | 07/21/2021 17:59:32 |
| Get first place in the Pigmy Knockout Contest. |
|
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Total Domination |
1.08 | 07/17/2021 15:32:00 |
| Defeat the Man. |
|
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Wrong Left Turn in Albuquerque |
1.24 | 07/17/2021 15:26:01 |
| Eat enough peyote to fill a paper bag (25 buttons). |
|
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Holy of Holies |
0.94 | 07/17/2021 11:29:46 |
| Beat Chapter 10. |
|
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T & A Trifecta |
0.92 | 07/17/2021 10:57:30 |
| Beat Chapter 9. |
|
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The Drop Slot |
1.20 | 07/17/2021 10:20:55 |
| Get with 100 Girls normally. |
|
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El Penetrator |
1.14 | 07/16/2021 13:41:35 |
| Defeat Ron Jeremy |
|
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King of Annals |
1.41 | 07/16/2021 12:13:55 |
| Get first place in the Butt Brawl. |
|
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17 Will Get You 20 |
0.98 | 07/16/2021 11:49:45 |
| Have 10 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs. |
|
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A Fungus Among Us |
0.94 | 07/16/2021 11:44:25 |
| Eat an eighth of shrooms (25 shrooms). |
|
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Big Game Hunter |
0.89 | 07/16/2021 11:27:53 |
| Get with 10 hot chicks. |
|
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Gettin' Itchy |
0.67 | 07/16/2021 11:24:42 |
| Smoke an eight ball of crack (25 hits). |
|
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FAT32 Reformat |
1.22 | 07/16/2021 11:18:14 |
| Get with the big Robot. |
|
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One Toke Over the Line |
0.78 | 07/16/2021 10:52:53 |
| Smoke an eighth of weed (24 hits). |
|
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Case Meister |
0.82 | 07/16/2021 10:39:03 |
| Drink a case worth of beer (24 beers). |
|
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Shots Down Under |
0.86 | 07/16/2021 10:20:44 |
| Beat Chapter 8. |
|
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Box Master |
0.90 | 07/16/2021 10:01:05 |
| Get 100 girls off. |
|
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Slight Addiction |
1.02 | 07/16/2021 09:26:29 |
| Play the game for 10 Hours. |
|
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Swipe That V Card |
0.83 | 07/16/2021 09:09:47 |
| Beat Chapter 7. |
|
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Havajo Hero |
0.82 | 07/08/2021 04:19:27 |
| Beat Chapter 6. |
|
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First Squirt Award |
0.80 | 07/08/2021 03:37:57 |
| Beat Chapter 5. |
|
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Box Hunter |
0.86 | 07/08/2021 02:10:57 |
| Get with 100 chicks. |
|
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Old Family Secret |
0.72 | 07/08/2021 01:31:58 |
| Beat Chapter 4. |
|
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Aged 18 (at Least) |
0.86 | 07/08/2021 00:44:10 |
| Drink a case worth of whiskey (18 bottles of whiskey). |
|
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Good Samaritan |
0.66 | 07/07/2021 23:46:22 |
| Get 10 girls off multiple times. |
|
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Predator Status |
1.48 | 07/07/2021 08:52:05 |
| Have 10 Man Agents come after you for getting it on. |
|
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Hammer Time |
0.79 | 07/07/2021 07:55:25 |
| Get with girls from behind 10 times. |
|
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Not with a Ten Foot Pole |
1.12 | 06/30/2021 18:25:04 |
| Get turned down by 100 chicks. |
|
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Candy Ass |
1.09 | 06/30/2021 17:41:06 |
| Get knocked out 10 times. |
|
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King of the Carrot |
0.65 | 06/30/2021 17:18:16 |
| Beat Chapter 3. |
|
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Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife |
0.61 | 06/30/2021 17:16:19 |
| Knockout 100 random guys minding their own business. |
|
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Gift of Gab |
0.65 | 06/30/2021 02:29:23 |
| Mack 100 chicks. |
|
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The Bone |
0.46 | 06/30/2021 02:28:29 |
| Get with 10 Girls normally. |
|
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Hit and Run |
0.75 | 06/30/2021 02:27:26 |
| Get with 10 chicks and don't get them off. |
|
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H is for Hebrew |
0.58 | 06/30/2021 02:10:04 |
| Beat Chapter 2. |
|
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The Pleaser |
0.41 | 06/30/2021 01:30:47 |
| Get 10 girls off. |
|
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Identity Theft |
0.60 | 06/30/2021 01:29:56 |
| Steal the identity of 10 guys. |
|
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She Ain't Got No Teeth |
0.42 | 06/18/2021 06:05:07 |
| Beat Chapter 1. |
|
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The Over Compensator |
0.31 | 06/18/2021 05:54:30 |
| Knock out 10 random guys minding their own business. |
|
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Earned Your Hat |
0.51 | 06/18/2021 05:27:23 |
| Get 10 hummers. |
|
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Ton of Fun |
0.44 | 06/18/2021 05:27:23 |
| Get with 10 big girls. |
|
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Your Inner Feminine |
0.33 | 06/18/2021 05:26:24 |
| Get with 10 chicks. |
|
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Repent Ye Sinner |
0.35 | 06/18/2021 05:24:05 |
| Get turned down by 10 chicks. |
|
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Icebreaker |
0.27 | 06/18/2021 05:22:19 |
| Mack 10 chicks. |
|
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Wet Your Whistle |
0.22 | 06/18/2021 05:21:32 |
| Complete the Tutorial. |
| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
|
 |
The Panzy |
1.54 |
| Get first place in the Rocker Knockout Contest in Downtown. |
|
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A Whale of a Tail |
1.75 |
| Get first place in the Whore-a-thalon. |
|
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The Mad Capper |
1.75 |
| Get first place in the Psychedelic Slalom through the Mushroom Marsh. |
|
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Skull Collector |
1.34 |
| Win Smear the Steer in the Havajo Reservation. |
|
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Hook Line and Stinker |
1.68 |
| Win Hook Up Contest in the Musky Thong. |
|
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Beer Goggle Champion |
1.09 |
| Get first place in the Hoggin Contest in Missionary Beach. |
|
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Update Your Hardware |
1.43 |
| Get with the hot Robot. |
|
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Better Red Than Dead |
1.32 |
| Get with the Devil's mistress. |
|
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Petty Woman |
2.06 |
| Get 100 hummers from a hooker. |
|
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Bronze Harlot |
1.94 |
| Get with a hooker 100 times. |
|
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The Burger Thing |
2.06 |
| Get with 100 hookers from behind. |
|
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Pimp Status |
2.06 |
| Have 100 Man Agents come after you for getting it on. |
|
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The Mick Jagger Award |
2.06 |
| Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for getting it on. |
|
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Forty with Good Behavior |
1.94 |
| Have 100 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs. |
|
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Life in the Pokey |
2.06 |
| Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs. |
|
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Butt Brawler |
1.50 |
| Get with girls from behind 100 times. |
|
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The Broken Wagon Wheel |
2.06 |
| Get with girls from behind 1000 times. |
|
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The Golden Rod |
2.06 |
| Get with 1000 Girls normally. |
|
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Drop the Mic |
2.06 |
| Get 1000 hummers. |
|
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Chasing the Dragon |
1.62 |
| Play the game for 100 Hours. |
|
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Full Bone Addiction |
1.64 |
| Play the game for 1000 Hours. |
|
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The Babe Detector |
1.94 |
| Mack 1000 chicks. |
|
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Say Hello to My Little Friend |
2.06 |
| Get with 1000 chicks. |
|
 |
Like Fish in a Barrel |
1.94 |
| Get with 100 hot chicks. |
|
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Young Bunz Award |
2.06 |
| Get with 1000 hot chicks. |
|
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Pound for Pound |
1.31 |
| Get with 100 big girls. |
|
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Large and in Charge |
2.06 |
| Get with 1000 big girls. |
|
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The Bearded Clam |
2.06 |
| Get 1000 girls off. |
|
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Self-Service Award |
1.75 |
| Get with 100 chicks and don't get them off. |
|
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Maybe You Just Don't Like Girls |
2.06 |
| Get with 1000 chicks and don't get them off. |
|
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Like a Love Machine |
1.40 |
| Get 100 girls off multiple times. |
|
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Ten Pounds of Meat and a Bucket of Balls |
2.06 |
| Get 1000 girls off multiple times. |
|
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The Total Dick |
1.46 |
| Knock out 1000 random guys minding their own business. |
|
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In Lovin' Memory Award |
2.06 |
| Get knocked out 100 times. |
|
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Locked n' Loaded |
1.50 |
| Steal the identity of 100 guys. |
|
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I'm the Juggernaught |
1.94 |
| Steal the identity of 1000 guys. |
|
 |
King o' the Keg |
1.94 |
| Drink a keg's worth of beer (500 beers). |
|
 |
Lord of the Vat |
1.94 |
| Drink a whole vat worth of beer (1000 beers). |
|
 |
Careful, You'll Go Blind |
1.76 |
| Drink a whole barrel worth of whiskey (300 bottles of whiskey). |
|
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100% Proof Flaccid |
1.94 |
| Drink an entire distillery's storage room worth of whiskey (1000 bottles of whiskey). |
|
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Lord of Buds |
2.05 |
| Smoke an entire bushel of weed (1000 hits). |
|
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Train's Leaving, Get on the Bus |
1.64 |
| Eat a whole pound of shrooms (250 shrooms). |
|
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Home of the Monster Mushroom |
1.92 |
| Eat an entire patch of shrooms (750 shrooms). |
|
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Frogger |
1.59 |
| Lick two baker's dozens of toads (26 toad licks). |
|
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Lickin' for a Prince |
2.06 |
| Lick a zoo's worth of toads (250 toad licks) |
|
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Master Frog Finder |
2.06 |
| Lick an army of toads (750 toad licks). |
|
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You See the Size of the Chicken? |
2.05 |
| Eat ten pounds of peyote (250 buttons). |
|
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Watch Out on the Way Out |
2.06 |
| Eat a barrel of Peyote (750 buttons). |
|
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Hittin' the Street |
1.62 |
| Smoke a pound of crack (500 hits). |
|
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Death Rock |
1.82 |
| Smoke a mountain of crack (1000 hits). |
|
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A Bottle Is Your Only Friend |
1.94 |
| Get turned down by 1000 Girls |
|
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Geriatrically Inclined |
2.06 |
| Get knocked out 1000 times. |
