4,6 Stunden Spielzeit aufgezeichnet
| Spiel | Errungenschaft | Punkte | Freigeschaltet | |
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Spare Wheel | 1,37 | 27.09.2021 09:35:11 |
| Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. | ||||
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Magnetic Basshole | 1,51 | 27.09.2021 09:21:18 |
| Win Lights Out in under five seconds. | ||||
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Master Unlocker | 1,46 | 14.06.2021 20:37:44 |
| Collect enough milk to fill the tank. | ||||
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Generous Lover | 0,65 | 14.06.2021 07:01:04 |
| Finish last in a Party Mode game. | ||||
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A Better John | 1,00 | 14.06.2021 06:49:54 |
| Start taking responsibility for you actions. | ||||
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Sleep No More | 1,67 | 14.06.2021 06:45:51 |
| Don't let sleeping dongs lie. | ||||
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Self Defence | 0,90 | 14.06.2021 05:53:57 |
| Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. | ||||
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Fire Inspector | 0,65 | 14.06.2021 05:08:05 |
| Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. | ||||
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Go Right | 0,53 | 14.06.2021 04:53:59 |
| Move to the right. | ||||
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Go Left | 0,53 | 14.06.2021 04:53:53 |
| Move to the left. | ||||
| Spiel | Errungenschaft | Punkte | |
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Most Improved Tapulator | 1,35 |
| Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. | |||
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Meet Your Maker | 1,52 |
| Penetrate God. | |||
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Summer Job | 1,36 |
| Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. | |||
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Early Bird | 1,62 |
| Swallow every worm. | |||
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Swan Tamer | 1,04 |
| Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. | |||
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Bulking Gear | 1,65 |
| Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. | |||
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Paperwork | 1,62 |
| Submit your monthly physical report. | |||
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Popcorn Buffet | 1,43 |
| Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. | |||
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Appalling Appetite | 1,74 |
| You should see a doctor immediately. | |||
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Clumsy | 1,26 |
| Die a lot of times in your nightmares. | |||
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Couch Party | 1,74 |
| Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. | |||
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Always Finishes First | 1,19 |
| Good at video games. Terrible at sex. | |||
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The Perfect Partner | 1,41 |
| Marry yourself in Abstinence. | |||
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My Precious | 1,51 |
| Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. | |||
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Safety First | 1,53 |
| Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. | |||
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Till Death Do Us | 1,14 |
| Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. | |||
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Autopaedicatio | 1,24 |
| Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. | |||
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Fussy Lover | 1,82 |
| Save yourself for that special orgy. | |||