I just got 360'd by a locker.
"I'd rather have my heart broken from leaving a friend group, than to have my heart shattered because a friend group left me." ~ Boo
I am the psychiatrist to my friends, but also the punching bag.
Fergal O'Malone has lived a good life. May he rest in pieces. Literally.
QUOTES OF FRIENDS:
Goddess: "I hope I'm not f**kin' Lenny again.."
Boo!: "Who?!"
Goddess: "Wait- what's his name? Isn't it Lenny?"
Boo!: "SHELLY, NOT LENNY!"
*Talking about Ark and the industrial cooker*
Boo: "Wait what's the big cooking pot called again?"
Penyo: "Uhh... Cooking pot?"
Boo: "No, the big one."
Penyo: "Oh... The giant cooking pot!"
Boo: "No! The BIG COOKING POT!"
Penyo: "Ohhh! You mean the deep fryer!"
Boo: "NO-"
Penyo: "Anyone wanna try Ashlynn's deep-fried hair?"
Marie: "Ew wtf..."
Tmariebluesky: "R Kelly don't pee on me."
Vanoss: *piloting the heli* "Something's wrong with this helicopter."
Moo: *passenger* "Yeah, the pilot."
Hallows Eve: "Dude the Clown is crustier than the Krusty Krab."
Kami: "If you boop the shnoot, she's gonna break your garlic stick."
"No one:
Jewish parents: Let's snip the tip." ~ Edna
AlittleAnt: "I like nice long sh*ts on the beach."
Marie: "Can you be my new boyfriend? The other one died."
Everyone: "WHAT?"
Marie: "I swear I'm boutta shank a hoe."
Agnus: "If you don't shut up, I'm gonna fart."
Monto: "My favorite character is the Redneck because of the nipple."
My sister: "I prefer my dog food out of a bag."
Marie: "I'm eating cheese and drinking milk. Does that make me a monster?"
Nunya: "I am sexually attracted to words."
My dad: "STOP LICKING HER PP."
Penyo: "You are of age, I can stab you with a pitchfork."
Marie: "I can't even hide in this game."
Boo!: "Why?"
Marie: "Because I'm a banana and my big *ss banana forehead sticks out of the box."
Boo!: *Chokes on my drink*
Marie: "Ima close my curtains. I don't want no peepin' Toms looking through my window while I'm gaming."
Marie: "I don't give two diggity dong damn sh*ts."
Josh: "Punch him in thine ball sacketh."
Ralp: "KKK? More Like KKGAY."
Penyo: "Not only do you kill yourself, but you kill others as well. Allahu Akbar."
Garcia and Reed: *Dying on the floor from working out*
Morgan: "Oh, by the way, I already had your fitness test waved. This was simply for my amusement."
Garcia: "I'm gonna kill him..."
Reed: "If I can manage to lift my arms, I'll hold him down for you."
Me: *Ranting about how we don't have milk so i can't make my awesome mac n cheese*
My friend: "Just go get milk from the store"
Me: "Oh I'm SORRY I don't have a COW T*T to SQUEEZE in my BACKYARD."
Willow: "He used to like cooking until he realized it was for food, not for children."
Me: *Spits my drink out*
Penyo: "I can't wait until the platypus with the nipples comes out so I can steal babies from people."
Marie: "You know for me being a fat person, I'm pretty agile."
Boo!: "What the f**k did I just fart?"
Boo!: "Have you ever had those conversations where you just say random sh*t because you're not paying attention to the convo?"
Kevin: "Yeah when I talk to you."
Boo!: "A**HOLE"