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technophile

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Rank	121037
Achievements	1727 (1199.79 points)
Number of games and DLCs	95
Number of all owning games	62
Badges	5 (834 XP)
Member since	January 13, 2017
Total playing time	1907.3 hours
Completion rate	43.5 %
Location	Krasnoarmeyskiy, Rostov, Russian Federation
Real name	Dmitri Nikita

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You are swine you vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in California, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. A zit on the butt of society. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. Because off your face the rabbit population actually decreased. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

Achievements

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Game		#	Unlocked achievements				Locked achievements
Game		#	Current best	#	Points	%	Next easiest	#	Points	%
	7 Days to Die	43	1.2508256435	22	11.61	51.2	0.5130134821	21	21.08	48.8
	Aimlabs	114	0.1086874008	2	0.22	1.8	0.2666892409	112	189.30	98.2
	Among Us	33	1.4149155617	14	10.55	42.4	0.7403250337	19	28.07	57.6
	Apex Legends	12	0.5992377400	10	4.33	83.3	0.6892892122	2	1.41	16.7
	Awesomenauts	46	1.1337854862	19	10.40	41.3	0.5316626430	27	34.43	58.7
	BioShock Infinite	50	0.2527062893	3	0.69	6	0.2876048982	47	32.30	94
	Bloons TD 6	156	0.4036991298	13	2.93	8.3	0.2196079791	143	166.82	91.7
	Bloons TD5	135	1.1348474026	5	2.69	3.7	0.4763695002	130	180.11	96.3
	Brawlhalla	65	1.0814337730	9	6.54	13.8	0.6796665788	56	87.95	86.2
	Business Tour - Online Multiplayer Board Game	19	-1	0	0.00	0	0.4740342200	19	27.36	100
	Counter-Strike 2	1	-1	0	0.00	0	0.6828139424	1	0.68	100
	A Dance of Fire and Ice	41	0.4598844051	5	1.33	12.2	0.1825395972	36	30.45	87.8
	Dead by Daylight	56	0.7764883041	24	10.12	42.9	0.3900506794	32	35.96	57.1
	Dead by Daylight - A Binding of Kin Chapter	6	0.7765047550	2	0.85	33.3	0.4072447717	4	2.42	66.7
	Dead by Daylight - A Lullaby for the Dark Chapter	6	0.0249611568	1	0.02	16.7	0.2547532618	5	3.91	83.3
	Dead by Daylight - A Nightmare on Elm Street™	6	0.1972946972	1	0.20	16.7	0.0781491995	5	2.34	83.3
	Dead by Daylight - All-Kill Chapter	6	0.5998822451	2	0.63	33.3	0.2825477123	4	2.62	66.7
	Dead by Daylight - Ash vs Evil Dead	3	0.0488968305	1	0.05	33.3	0.1173138022	2	0.84	66.7
	Dead by Daylight - Cursed Legacy Chapter	6	0.2274397314	1	0.23	16.7	0.1200864762	5	2.87	83.3
	Dead by Daylight - Darkness Among Us Chapter	6	0.2710189819	2	0.32	33.3	0.3755393028	4	2.30	66.7
	Dead by Daylight - Demise of the Faithful Chapter	6	0.1287141442	1	0.13	16.7	0.1186519340	5	2.43	83.3
	Dead by Daylight - Descend Beyond Chapter	6	0.1106048971	2	0.17	33.3	0.3053368330	4	2.66	66.7
	Dead by Daylight - Of Flesh and Mud Chapter	6	0.0882331878	1	0.09	16.7	0.5444594622	5	3.47	83.3
	Dead by Daylight - Resident Evil Chapter	6	0.3122159541	2	0.36	33.3	0.8013910651	4	3.35	66.7
	Dead by Daylight - Shattered Bloodline Chapter	6	0.7196379900	2	0.92	33.3	0.3787015676	4	3.00	66.7
	Dead By Daylight - Silent Hill Chapter	6	0.4656392038	2	0.57	33.3	0.1768301427	4	2.63	66.7
	Dead by Daylight - Spark of Madness Chapter	6	0.4274512827	1	0.43	16.7	0.0950746760	5	2.55	83.3
	Dead by Daylight - The Saw® Chapter	6	0.1983678639	2	0.33	33.3	0.0767165050	4	2.46	66.7
	Deceit	14	1.1216629744	10	7.31	71.4	1.3395007849	4	6.04	28.6
	ELDEN RING	42	0.5883873701	25	7.61	59.5	0.1927389801	17	8.09	40.5
	Fall Guys	34	0.7915784121	26	8.12	76.5	0.7837513685	8	7.95	23.5
	Fallout 4	50	0.1635537446	2	0.27	4	0.1570364237	48	25.91	96
	Friday the 13th: The Game	53	0.9322771430	8	4.35	15.1	0.6813003421	45	57.42	84.9
	Garry's Mod	29	0.1030722037	2	0.19	6.9	0.1058758050	27	26.33	93.1
	Geometry Dash	547	0.6492740512	12	4.57	2.2	0.2228707969	535	1288.51	97.8
	Happy Room	70	0.7511308789	5	1.50	7.1	0.5663534403	65	71.60	92.9
	The Jackbox Party Pack 4	20	1.0541845560	10	7.60	50	0.6748574376	10	13.27	50
	Lost Ark	156	0.1849553436	2	0.36	1.3	0.2202833146	154	174.73	98.7
	Mortal Kombat 11	58	1.1372103691	12	8.58	20.7	0.5166035295	46	50.16	79.3
	Mortal Kombat X	73	0.9715275764	13	5.68	17.8	0.2974729538	60	77.27	82.2
	MultiVersus	28	0.9167082906	13	7.35	46.4	0.5532450080	15	18.66	53.6
	Orcs Must Die! Unchained	132	1.8225163221	10	13.28	7.6	1.1445693970	122	249.68	92.4
	Pacify	52	1.2640923262	11	6.11	21.2	0.3982356787	41	58.28	78.8
	Paladins	58	0.7261597514	15	5.54	25.9	0.3031730056	43	36.93	74.1
	PAYDAY 2	715	1.8008884192	689	764.93	96.4	1.6202504635	26	83.08	3.6
	PAYDAY 2: Armored Transport	48	0.8216693401	48	27.21	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Border Crossing Heist	19	0.2880446315	19	3.07	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Breakfast in Tijuana Heist	11	0.2645542026	11	1.21	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Buluc's Mansion Heist	10	0.2558821738	10	1.00	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Assault Pack	10	0.2996276021	10	2.07	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Chivalry Pack	4	0.1758815199	4	0.40	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Historical Pack	5	0.1906862110	5	0.61	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Mod Courier	10	0.4395850599	10	1.96	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Ninja Pack	4	0.1748232991	4	0.54	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Russian Weapon Pack	4	0.1707469374	4	0.51	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Shotgun Pack	12	0.5698635578	12	4.46	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Sniper Pack	17	0.5853614211	17	5.96	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Spec Ops Pack	4	0.2065258175	4	0.61	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #01	10	0.4946582913	10	3.65	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02	10	0.8350548744	10	6.08	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Hotline Miami	12	0.6237773299	12	3.93	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: John Wick Heists	20	0.4710126817	20	5.41	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: John Wick Weapon Pack	4	0.1371932179	4	0.51	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: San Martín Bank Heist	15	0.3505541682	15	2.91	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Scarface Heist	10	0.3869630694	10	2.11	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Alesso Heist	15	0.7762422562	15	5.53	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Big Bank Heist	20	1.0567692518	20	9.73	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Biker Heist	11	0.3531142771	11	2.48	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Bomb Heists	22	0.4859847724	22	6.61	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Butcher's AK/CAR Mod Pack	8	0.8323206902	8	5.02	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Butcher's BBQ Pack	4	0.5527898669	4	1.33	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Butcher's Western Pack	4	0.3062477410	4	0.81	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Charlie Santa Heist	15	0.7339888811	15	6.41	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Death Wish Update	31	0.7622146010	31	16.22	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Diamond Heist	17	0.8748555779	17	6.71	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Diamond Store Heist	6	0.3991298079	6	1.17	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Election Day Heist	16	0.5988893509	16	5.87	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Goat Simulator Heist	11	0.3799759448	11	2.79	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Golden Grin Casino Heist	15	0.7985383868	15	5.38	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Hoxton Breakout Heist	6	0.4817776084	6	1.65	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Infamy Update	25	0.4757256806	25	9.02	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The OVERKILL Pack	10	0.5933420658	10	4.47	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Point Break Heists	23	0.5122895241	23	7.53	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: The Shadow Raid Heist	12	0.4741852283	12	3.13	100	100	0	0.00	0
	PAYDAY 2: Wolf Pack	22	0.4808768630	22	6.85	100	100	0	0.00	0
	Quiplash	10	1.6328641176	7	8.63	70	1.2938830853	3	4.50	30
	Rocket League	72	0.8745733500	60	19.38	83.3	0.5275059938	12	9.27	16.7
	Rocket League® - Revenge of the Battle-Cars DLC Pack	5	0.2657231390	3	0.61	60	0.2701307535	2	0.90	40
	Rocket League® - Supersonic Fury DLC Pack	6	0.2861071527	3	0.55	50	0.1845328361	3	1.14	50
	Rust	99	0.8010134697	30	16.05	30.3	0.5880775452	69	168.43	69.7
	Rust - Instruments Pack	3	0.0029639287	1	0.00	33.3	1.1498661041	2	2.39	66.7
	Town of Salem	361	1.3128329515	67	46.94	18.6	0.5841453671	294	488.67	81.4
	Wallpaper Engine	17	0.9136755466	6	2.27	35.3	0.2877641022	11	9.20	64.7
	Who's Your Daddy?!	44	0.7696762085	4	2.40	9.1	0.6848651767	40	76.71	90.9