| Game |
Achievement |
Points |
 |
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Positive Karma Decision |
0.00 |
| Made A Tempting Choice To NOT Take The Easy Money! |
|
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Negative Karma Decision |
1.90 |
| Took The Easy Money.. Don't Care About Being a Bum! |
|
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Spit it.. err Split It! Yeah! |
1.92 |
| First Time Splitting My Stuff! |
|
 |
Got My First BJ! |
1.41 |
| Ohhhh *moans* What A Great BJ It Was! |
|
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Made My First Thousand Bucks! |
1.92 |
| I Can Now Buy 4 Good Sucks! ;-) |
|
 |
Made My First Five Thousand Bucks! |
1.92 |
| I Can Now Buy One Really Good F*ck! |
|
 |
Made My First Ten Thousand Bucks! |
1.92 |
| I Can Now Buy A Really Cheap Toyota Truck! |
|
 |
Made My First Twenty Thousand Bucks! |
1.92 |
| I Can Now Buy A Year Of Good Luck! |
|
 |
Made My First Fifty Thousand Bucks! |
1.92 |
| I Can Now Buy A Really Nice Pickup Truck! |
|
 |
Made My First Hundred Thousand Bucks! |
1.92 |
| I Can Now Buy My Own Cool Trailer House, Shucks! |
|
 |
Made My First Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand Bucks! |
1.92 |
| I Can Now Buy A Small House In Lubbock! |
|
 |
Made My First Half Million Bucks! |
0.00 |
| I Can Buy A House In Colorado That Doesn't Suck! |
|
 |
I Made My First Million Bucks! |
0.00 |
| Holy Hell, I Am Now Rich As F*ck! |
|
 |
I Have A Balance of $69! |
0.00 |
| I May Not Be Rich, But I'm Happy Damn It! |
|
 |
Holy Smokes! I've Received 3 BJs In A Row! |
0.00 |
| This Game Did What No Woman Has Ever Done Before! |
|
 |
I Busted! Ahhhhh! |
1.29 |
| I Mean Who Can Do This Whole 'BJ' Thang And Not Ever Bust? |
|
 |
Two Cards, Two Queen of Hearts! |
0.00 |
| I Think Love Is Looking For Me Today! |
|
 |
I Made The Top 10 For The First Time! |
1.92 |
| I'm Destined for Greatness.. When It Comes To This 'BJ' Thang! |
|
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I Made The Top 5 For The First Time! |
1.92 |
| Only Four Others Are As Good At Doing The 'BJ' As Me! |
|
 |
I Made Top BJ King For The First Time! |
1.92 |
| Nobody Does The 'BJ' As Well As Me Baybee! |
|
 |
Three Aces In A Row! Whoa!! |
0.00 |
| They Say That Ace Means Luck.. I Must Be Lucky As F*ck!! |
|
 |
I Got My Ass Lit Up By God Himself! |
0.00 |
| I Did Nothing Wrong I Say! ..Nothing At All! ..I'm Freakin' Innocent Yo! |
|
 |
I'm Burnt Like An Electrofied And Sinful, Rich Golfer! |
0.00 |
| God Lit My Ass Up 25 Times In A Single Game! |
|
 |
Ashes.. Ashes. We All Fall Down! |
0.00 |
| God Is Freakin' PISSED! I Didn't Do Shit Man! ..I'm Contacting The Better Religious Bureau! |
|
 |
I Am Truly A Bad, Baddddd Man! Bwah Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! |
0.00 |
| It Takes One BADDDDDD Man To Piss Off God This Much! |
|
 |
This damn game says that I'm "Rude"... |
0.00 |
| Well dammit, now I'm in a bad, bad mood! |
|
 |
This crazy game says that I'm "Unsavory"... |
0.00 |
| I'm the best damn thing this game has ever seen, end of story! |
|
 |
This silly ass game says that I'm a "Scoundrel"... |
0.00 |
| Well.. I think that this game can go straight to hell! |
|
 |
This farkin' game says that I'm "Malicious"... |
0.00 |
| But I tend to believe that I'm actually quite delicious! |
|
 |
This fookin' game says that I'm "Dastardly"... |
0.00 |
| But I think whoever developed this game is a bastard ..Wee! |
|
 |
This dastardly game says that I'm "Vile"... |
0.00 |
| Call it what you want game, but that's just my style! |
|
 |
What the hell.. This damn game said that I'm "Wicked"... |
0.00 |
| Yo, dev.. Re-do the code! This should NOT be permitted! |
|
 |
Ugh, this vile and malicious game said that I am "Wretched"... |
0.00 |
| Well maybe I'd be a little bit nicer if I wasn't so indebted! |
|
 |
I sold my soul to the devil for virtual, meaningless money! |
0.00 |
| It takes a helluva dumbass to make this achievement! My momma is so proud! |
|
 |
I've made a total of half a million dollars! |
0.00 |
| ..Too bad I've lost most of that money, lol! |
|
 |
I've made a million bucks total at The Best BJ! |
0.00 |
| It's hard. Such hard work to make such 'big' BJ moments! |
|
 |
I've now made 5 milly doing this whole BJ thing! |
0.00 |
| "The more you do it, the better ya get!" |
|
 |
10 million! I've made TEN MILLION BUCKS Yo! |
0.00 |
| If only it was real money ya know? |
|
 |
I'm Rich AF.. 25 million dollars I've made now! |
0.00 |
| "My BJ Game is pure gold baby!" |
|
 |
I'm getting so good at this BJ stuff, 50 million happy holler dollars now! |
0.00 |
| "If you want me to make ya holler, It's gonna cost ya more than a dollar!" |
|
 |
When you're as good at the BJ as me baby... |
0.00 |
| You'll be rolling in the mountains of virtual hundred dollar bills! |
|
 |
Nobody.. I Said Nobody.. Is the King of The BJ like ME! |
0.00 |
| $500,000,000 baby! That's Five-Hundred-Milly!! |
|
 |
I am a bad, bad man (or woman)! |
0.00 |
| I set my karma to ZERO and give zero shits about it! |
|
 |
I am such a great person, I swear! ..Wait, I mean I don't swear.. I just mean it ya know? |
1.89 |
| I maxed my karma out in a video game, this means I'm a great person right? |
|
 |
That dealer, she.. she.. she... shafted me hard! |
0.00 |
| I know she's cheating and got the cards stacked against me, so I reset my damn game! But who's angry?! ..Not me! |
|
 |
Eryka Summers.. Pffft. She's definitely cheating me! |
0.00 |
| I want to... %$%&# this Eryka Cheater Face! I will RESET my game every time she cheats me! |
|
 |
So Eryka, you filthy rotten &#@&! Must suck to be stuck cheatin' and stuck inside my PC! |
0.00 |
| I've RESET my damn game 25 times now, and she can go straight to hell! ..Uhh *cough* - No, I'm not mad at all! Grrr.... |
|
 |
ARGHHHHH!! !!! Okay! I'm Mad Okay! I can't stop cheatin' and RESETTING this game but she's cheatin' too! She cheated first! |
0.00 |
| I'm the lowest of low. I'm the damnedest of damn. She's not cheatin' I know.. but I blow. (Game Reset 100x) |
